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Disappointment
While both Obama and Clinton supporters came away impressed by Hussein Obama X’s speech this morning, I was rather disappointed. For instance, I thought that Hussein X could have spent far more time detailing his plans to truck all white people off to reparations camps where we’ll be forced to do lawn work for Mexican Reconquistadores and the Global Caliphate. But alas, he’s still trying to trick white people into thinking he’s not conspiring with the Mexicans and the Muslims to destroy us all. I guess this will have to wait until after he’s elected, hee, hee, hee…
Halloween Jack said,
March 18, 2008 at 19:33
Well, if Whitey bought Bear Stearns stock, he’ll be lining up at the railroad cars as long as he gets three hots and a cot out of it.
ploeg said,
March 18, 2008 at 19:34
John Hagee is not fooled.
foreigner said,
March 18, 2008 at 19:34
Somehow, he seems a lot different from GWB. Dunno what it is.
billy pilgrim said,
March 18, 2008 at 19:37
Well, the white wingnuts will still be askeered.
It’s like a Far Side cartoon: all they heard was “blah blah blah whitey sucks blah blah Islam Islam Islam blah I love terrists.”
Tone In DC said,
March 18, 2008 at 19:38
foreigner said,
March 18, 2008 at 19:34
Somehow, he seems a lot different from GWB. Dunno what it is.
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The whole complete sentences thing, with actual cogent points. Gotta be it.
Some Guy said,
March 18, 2008 at 19:38
Did he make any mention of his policy to make us all drive pimp’ed-out cars from the 1970’s? And mandatory friiiiiiieeed chicken and saltania meals every Thrusday?
I, for one, look forward to being allowed to light one’s house at night with only those glass votive candles depicted with various Muslim and atheist symbology.
FuriousGeorge said,
March 18, 2008 at 19:49
(Ahem)
“Fuck all y’all crackers.
Thank you.”
(Walks off stage)
tontocal said,
March 18, 2008 at 19:51
What concerns me the most with an Obama presidency is that fried pork rinds will be banned!!!
Lawnguylander said,
March 18, 2008 at 19:52
I’m getting rather impatient with Barry X and his efforts to appeal to as many voters as possible myself. I suppose I’ll have to wait for him to be inaugurated to hear him finally proclaim himself teh Messiah, the one that Rakim prophesied:
Can we just stop pretending and refer to him as The Leader from now on?
PS said,
March 18, 2008 at 19:53
I dont dare look but I understand that Billy Kristol totally misrepresented the speech on Faux before it was given and the happy gang at Merca’s shittiest is already misrepresenting it even with tape and transcript …
g said,
March 18, 2008 at 20:00
The thing the pearl clutchers REALLY object to is the “G-d d-m America” thing – it skewers the sacred cow of patriotism. And, sadly, they will beat this drum and make it resonate, too, because it feeds into the constructed talking point that Obama doesn’t wear the flag on his lapel, doesn’t put his hand on his heart during the pledge and his wife isn’t really really proud of America.
But in this speech, Obama gave everyone something to rebut that with. I hope any time an Obama supporter goes on TeeVee and some idiot goes with either of these points, the supporter can say, “Well, Obama said we can make a choice whether to focus on these kind of issues or focus on the real issues, and it’s obvious what choice you’ve made, Chris/Wolf/Candy/etc.”
Joe Bleau said,
March 18, 2008 at 20:04
I’m just glad that my fellow whites and I have so forcefully and effectively asserted our creator-endowed right to tell them colored folks what they are and aren’t allowed to be pissed off about.
Legalize said,
March 18, 2008 at 20:11
Give me some ice tea, mother fucker!
Joe Max said,
March 18, 2008 at 20:16
I for one welcome our new mexilamonegroliberalfascist overlords, and I remind them that as a member of the blogosphere, I could be useful in convincing people to toil in their underground falafel, tortilla, and pork rind factories.
Doc Washboard said,
March 18, 2008 at 20:19
Mmmm…underground pork rinds….
Principal Blackman said,
March 18, 2008 at 20:32
Also, he failed to explain how he’s going to implement Sharia. HUSSEIN FARRAKHAN OBAMA HAS NO PLAN!
Anna Nicole Sith said,
March 18, 2008 at 21:02
Even worse, he made all the Grand Wizards and Imperial Dragons over at NRO cry, by not apologizing to them for that Black preacher being RACIST to all those good white people in their white sheets.
Do you know how hard it is to get tear stains out of white linen?
tontocal said,
March 18, 2008 at 21:06
‘Darkies’ angry at ‘Whitey’….who knew?
Emperor U.S.A. (the naked truth) said,
March 18, 2008 at 21:06
Gosh, Ezra squirted in his pants again over political rhetoric? You don’t say.
Me, I noticed the same thing IOZ did.
billy pilgrim said,
March 18, 2008 at 21:12
I like g’s point.
In one speech, Obama made it damn near impossible for anyone to use dogwhistles on race and religion against him.
At the same time, making race and the detrimental effects of religion on our public discourse a real part of the national conversation – or at least giving people a common platform work from.
That’s pretty neat.
nightjar said,
March 18, 2008 at 21:17
Next Obama scandal.
wingnut 1- did you see that shine on his shoes and fine suit. And that funny walk to that shiny ride with the chrome hubcaps.
wingnut 2- OMG, pimp.
NobodySpecial said,
March 18, 2008 at 21:17
I liked the way Pat Buchanan’s face started shrinking back into his mouth during the speech, so when they talked to him after the speech he looked like a raisin or a Sharpei.
mikey said,
March 18, 2008 at 21:18
Last night I was at my Monday night poker game with the gang. We were shooting the breeze and playing cards and I made a point I’ve made often before, about how I really, REALLY don’t like cops.
Well, today, Eric, Brian, Dave and Steph all have to go around to their employers, their churches, their clubs and organizations, hell they even need to hold a press conference to DISAVOW and REJECT my hateful, unamerican statements.
Because isn’t if obvious? I said something I believed. That clearly means that everybody, every last one of them, closely associated with me believes EXACTLY the same things.
I mean, you believe everything your doctor and barber believe, don’t you?
mikey
moondancer said,
March 18, 2008 at 21:19
You laugh but my 78 year old dad was ranting on the phone today. I asked one simple question: what is the worse thing he could do as president? He had no answer.
MileHi Hawkeye said,
March 18, 2008 at 21:24
I’m looking forward to mandatory fried chicken Thursdays. I just hope they will have both kinds–unnnh and hnnnh. I have a hard time deciding sometimes…
Typical Republican said,
March 18, 2008 at 21:27
Really now.
What do blacks REALLY have to be so angry about?
Everybody knows they run the government and the media and the transportation department.
Liberals. Hmf.
PS said,
March 18, 2008 at 21:33
Re; Emperor/IOZ — Yup, St O doth smite the ungodly Musselman indeed … and he hath partaken of the fruit of the Street of Wall (cleverly picking it while they still had some) … I strongly suspect (haven’t seen the position paper) he favors apple pie too … he’s running for Preznit … it was one line in a pretty good speech and much as I’d like to be absolutist, I’ll settle for what does seem to be a whole lot better than we’ve had since … hmmm … before I was born, and I ain’t young
Smut Clyde said,
March 18, 2008 at 21:41
you believe everything your doctor and barber believe, don’t you?
My doctor tells me that if I stopped drinking so much coffee, maybe my guts would stop bleeding. Apparently I don’t believe him.
What is this “barber” of which you speak?
Robert M. said,
March 18, 2008 at 21:47
OMG, B. HUSSEIN Obama is Gary Ruppert!
But seriously–he hit back against not just a week’s worth of race-baiting, but against smears that haven’t even been made yet. He’s going to handle the Republican attack machine like the pack of foolish, petty racists they are, and he won’t even have to raise his voice to do it.
SamFromUtah said,
March 18, 2008 at 22:49
I guess this will have to wait until after he’s elected, hee, hee, hee…
Sorry, Brad, but it’s even worse than that. It’ll wait until his second term when he’s starting to worry about his legacy.
Duros Hussein 62 said,
March 19, 2008 at 0:14
what is the worse thing he could do as president?
That Bush hasn’t done already?
Duros Hussein 62 said,
March 19, 2008 at 0:16
BTW, I finally found this bit from SNL.
Prophetic in it’s way. If anyone could find the video, it would be you all.
Voice of Don Pardo: America, Election Day fast approaches, and with the Presidential Race still too close to call, “Saturday Night Live” would like to present “A Glimpse of our Possible Future”.
[ open on Scenario I ]
Announcer: And now a Message From the President of the United States: George W. Bush.
[ open on the Oval Office - beer cans on desk, socks hung on the lamp, a barbecue grill burning on his desk ]
Voice of Advisor: Mr. President, get out there!
President George W. Bush: [ from under his desk ] No! No, you can’t make me! You’re gonna yell at me again!
Voice of Advisor: Mr. President!
President George W. Bush: [ peeks out from under his desk ] No! I don’t want to go out, it’s too hard!
Voice of Advisor: You’re on, Sir!
President George W. Bush: Awww.. [ jumps up and takes his seat ] Hey, America! So, how we all doing out there, huh? Yeah, not so good. I broke the Hoover Dam.. we had that war thing happen. But I mean, who ever heard of a Civil War, anyway? What is that? [ grabs a pair of binoculars, unscrews the lens, then pours alcohol from it into his mouth ] I have missed you, ol’ buddy! [ pours it into his barbecue grill ] Whoo! I think we can agree, Americans, that these have been a difficult first two years of my presidency..
Voice of Advisor: You’ve been President for two weeks!
President George W. Bush: Really? Oh, man! I told you, this is hard! Okay, listen.. I’m just gonna get this Address thing over with. As we assess the State of the American Union today, we have reason to hope, because.. [ takes out a map which shows California and Florida as islands, Texas in Communist Mexico, and the Great Lakes on fire ] Holy crap! When did all this happen?! Wow.. the Great Lakes are on fire – even I know that’s not good. [ laughs ] Okay, America, we got a lot of problems. I ain’t gonna lie to you. But with the help of Vice-President Dick Cheney..
Voice of Advisor: You killed him in a hunting accident!
George W. Bush: Okay, fine! Not a problem. ‘Cause I’ve been working hard, I got a plan that’s gonna solve all of it – from the deficit, to foreign relations, to that hole in the sun. Two words, America: Ostrich Meat.
Voice of Advisor: [ disgusted ] Oh, come on! [ exits Oval Office ]
President George W. Bush: No, no, wait, wait! Hear me out. You see, everyone gets an ostrich.. and then you eat the ostrich, then you raise the ostrich.. that way, no more ostriches! We are trying to get rid of all the ostriches, right? Anyone? [ ball of fire erupts outside ] Aw, screw! That big tit building is on fire again – damn! Alright, sorry, folks.. I gotta take care of this.. [ stands up ] Come on, Blue! Here, boy! [ an ostrich ambles forward ] You all go on ahwad without me. And, in the meantime, “Live, from New York, it’s Saturday Night!”
David in NYC said,
March 19, 2008 at 20:56
White people have been scared of mandatory fried chicken and collard greens for a long time:
Don’t make me eat that stuff.
Mo's Bike Shop said,
March 20, 2008 at 3:59
What is this “barber” of which you speak?
You must not have an HMO.