The only poop I want to deal with is coated in kitty litter

and produced by kitties.

Here ya go.

Sorry…

i’m sorry, but it’s pretty obvious that nouns are the daddies and verbs are the mommies.

now that I think about it, maybe ‘fecum.’

see why it’s always been ‘poop’ to me?

no shit.

Once, when I was buying plastic panties at a medical supply store, I mentioned to the woman standing next to me that I wet during the night and day and needed them. She replied that she had a 14 year old daughter who had the same problem. She was short on money so I offered to buy a pair for her daughter, and arranged to deliver them myself to her home.

Later that day I arrived at the women’s address. The girl was sitting on the bed and watching TV. I took the plastic panties and gave them to her, telling her that I was wearing the very same type. The mother told her daughter that “the young man wants to see you in them so he knows that they fit well”. She went into the kitchen and when she returned she lifted her skirt so the plastic panties showed in full view. It felt like a dream to me. When they were leaving I even helped the mother put the girl’s shoes on, telling her that if she was my daughter I would treat her like a queen and change her diapers. Unfortunately one week later they moved away.

Gee, ya think they were going to stay in that house now that creepy, diaper-wearing pedophile knew where they lived? Please tell me that’s made up.

Vitter needs to go. Not just because he paid for sex, but because he has the mentality of some right-wing blogger.

“As for the rest of us, we’re still wondering uncomfortably whether feces was involved.”

No need to wonder. Vitter was talking, wasn’t he?

When Vitter so wonderfully explains “important issues” like “other things”, and in such depth of detail, who can question his undeniable logic?

Yep, it’s not a pose. Vitter and Haggert and Craig all believe, deep down, that they are righteous, and better than others who do the very same things they themselves do.

It’s a staple of conservatism–believe me, I’ve known more than a few folks like this.

It seems that what’s really angering him is that Democrats are criticizing him. As if Democrats are so morally corrupt that the final straw is being criticized by them.

They actually believe all that BS that they make up. When they said they make their own reality, they meant it.

See why it’s always been ‘poop’ to me?

From Latin for dregs. And with regard to the case of the junior Senator from Louisiana, if they were involved, they’d be Dixie Dregs.

“That’s not a flippant statement. I need to spend my whole life making up for that.”
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He got bigger worries than making good with God. Honey, what’d you do with the Family Jewels.

Rant of the Day: The Vitters Should Apologize to the Clintons …

So I always have a second thought when making jokes about Vitter. But don’t let that stop you guys, because after all part of what makes this site great is humor that has a bit of a bite to it. Just thought you might like to know there is such a thing as a well-adjusted and happy ab/dl.