Comments on: Kerry and Justin, we love you both very, very much!

By: cory

cory — Thu, 26 Aug 2004 04:51:36 +0000

And Justin may be the last person in America STILL using the “NOT!” on the end of the paragraph joke as if it is still funny….

By: ran

ran — Thu, 26 Aug 2004 03:03:19 +0000

Ok, so maybe I’m not so conservative. You guys got me there.

I’m still young relative to certain geological formations and as far as hot goes, I do sweat frequently.

By: delagar

delagar — Wed, 25 Aug 2004 23:52:52 +0000

I don’t think we have to worry about these folk anymore. Obviously some worm has invaded the language areas of their brain and soon they will not make sense even to one another. Then we will drop nets over them and confine them to nice soft rooms in South Carolina somewhere and get on with running our country.

Yay.

By: Alison

Alison — Wed, 25 Aug 2004 09:33:41 +0000

Yosef : Honoured, I’m sure, and I do already own the obligatory blue dress but I don’t think I would pass your reputedly very stringent height requirements – unfortunately I’m very tall.

By: Yosef

Yosef — Wed, 25 Aug 2004 09:06:55 +0000

Good job, Alison! Thanks for the help. Do you want to be my intern. That’s all I’ve been missing as the hottest young conservative writer on the internet. I know, I know, “why should you be my intern when you’re obviously smarter than me?” Well, that how us HYCOTIs (I like that by the way) do things. We employ people smarter than us and then we take all the credit.

By: Alison

Alison — Wed, 25 Aug 2004 08:49:23 +0000

Yosef : As the HYCOTI, you would naturally just combine Kerry and Justin’s columns, add an “Antichrist”, and publish it under your own name. Knowing that your responsibilities to your challengers leave you no time to do this yourself, I have taken the liberty on your behalf :
“Intelligence gatherer’s have been slowly building all angle’s of escape from her spiteful lip’s, “Shove four more years of poison gas for socialistic America! Strap on the red wire’s!”
These Nazi tactic’s trample the right’s of low traffic lawsuit’s below the Nadar of the mudslinging Antichrist. Oh and Clenis.”

By: Mojo

Mojo — Wed, 25 Aug 2004 06:40:14 +0000

Yosef; you left out several key points:
- ran’s running scared.
- ran’s Crrraaazzzzyyyyy!!!
- ran used the word “was” in exactly the same way Dukakis did, and Dukakis let murderers run free!
- ran is weak on homeland security.
- Reagan said ran was French.
- ran’s a flip flopper. Just last week you heard an unsubstantiated rumor that he said you were hot, now he denies it.
(BTW, if ran turns out to be female, I was misquoted and taken out of context when I called her “he”.)

By: Nate

Nate — Wed, 25 Aug 2004 06:38:42 +0000

As long as we’re playing with WMD initialism, we should nominate Kerry L. Marsala an honorary WMD: “Writer of Mass Destruction,” since her lack of clarity, her exploitation of innocent punctuation and her violation of metaphor represent an act of war on both the English language and the art of communication.

By: Joe

Joe — Wed, 25 Aug 2004 05:58:18 +0000

The Nazi tactics used by the Kerry Campaign to trample the rights of the Swift Boat Vets; from pandering to left leaning book store managers to either not order the Swift Boat Vets? book, “Unfit for Command”, or display it in a low traffic area, to trying to harass Regnery Publishing to discontinue printing the book, to threatening lawsuits to any media outlet that runs their ads, goes below the nadir of even the worse political mudslinging.

One wonders what he thought of the various wingnut groups campaign to ban Michael Moore’s film from movie theaters. To borrow a line: wait, don’t answer that.

By: Scott

Scott — Wed, 25 Aug 2004 05:37:12 +0000

Sorry for the double post! Damn Chapters internet cafe. Although a joke about Dr. YoupiZaius can never be made too often.

By: Scott

Scott — Wed, 25 Aug 2004 05:35:54 +0000

Speaking of wingnuts, I will be attending the Expos game tonight (my last ever?) I will try to get an autograph from Brent Bozell.

By: Scott

Scott — Wed, 25 Aug 2004 05:35:43 +0000

Speaking of wingnuts, I will be attending the Expos game tonight (my last ever?) I will try to get an autograph from Brent Bozell.

By: Yosef

Yosef — Wed, 25 Aug 2004 05:19:38 +0000

That sounds like a challenge, Kirosawa kid.

Some people say that ran is a communist who wants Kerry and Edwards to use more of their Nazi tactics to ensure their plan for a more socialistic government will succeed. We can’t let fascists like this overpower the true hot young conservative writers on the web.

By: ran

ran — Wed, 25 Aug 2004 03:13:24 +0000

Yosef, Schmosef.

He only wishes he was as hot, as young, and as conservative as me.

By: r@d@r

r@d@r — Wed, 25 Aug 2004 02:46:05 +0000

i’m thinking of re-naming my blog “godwin is dead”.

By: Yosef

Yosef — Tue, 24 Aug 2004 23:40:00 +0000

Wow! Some actual praise from S,N!? (I know, it’s not really praise, but compared to what they’ve said before, I’m taking it that way.)

Of course if I had written a column like them, I would have used not only both “socialistic” and “nazi” but also “fascist.”

By: Robert McClelland

Robert McClelland — Tue, 24 Aug 2004 23:36:06 +0000

The Nazi tactics

By: Barry

Barry — Tue, 24 Aug 2004 23:17:44 +0000

Justin has it just right, setting out the absolute most dispicable of the tactics used by Hitler:

placing books for “display it in a low traffic area,…”

By: Jeff

Jeff — Tue, 24 Aug 2004 22:47:59 +0000

And how is it, really, that when Clark writes a book, he’s just trying to raise a controversy in order to sell more, but no one has raised this issue about the swifties?

Are they donating all the profits to charity?