Mar
14
14
Desperately Seeking Kaye Grogan
Oh by the way, we’ve located her again.
Above: K-Gro
Warning: Adjust your speakers, because the next voice you hear will be Kaye’s…
Showmanship, George. When you hit that high note, you say goodnight and walk off.
t4toby said,
March 14, 2008 at 23:08
No. She. Di’nt!
She sounds worse than she looks! Did she suffer a stroke, or does she just slur all of he words?
Sadly, No! said,
March 14, 2008 at 23:09
Adjust means turn off, right?
SamFromUtah said,
March 14, 2008 at 23:15
Adjust means turn off, right?
Yes, and that picture makes me feel very adjusted.
SomeNYGuy said,
March 14, 2008 at 23:17
I’m impressed that she can play the piano with a double bourbon in each hand. But is Ms. Grogan wearing an unflattering wig and unfashionable coat in that photo or is she in the process of being swallowed by a yak?
caliph garrett said,
March 14, 2008 at 23:22
I think the leopard print body suit has something to do with the verbal inarticulacy.
J— said,
March 14, 2008 at 23:26
Kaye Grogan, AKA starliteva, photographer.
“I love to sing karaoke, and they say. . . I’m pretty good at it. (blushing).”
tontocal said,
March 14, 2008 at 23:28
Did nobody notice that she’s playing “God Save the Queen” on her piano?? TRAITOROUS SCUM!!
Lesley said,
March 14, 2008 at 23:33
“K-Gro”, the new GMO fertilizer by Monsanto. Will eventually cause cancer? Guaranteed!
pedestrian said,
March 14, 2008 at 23:34
If she thinks the schools are bad, she should take a visit to the factory farms.
slackor said,
March 14, 2008 at 23:36
Do we have any professionals who can deduce her mental defect from that sound clip? Do we need to get Bill Frist on the horn to find out?
OneMan said,
March 14, 2008 at 23:37
My god the eye-bleeding color scheme on her website (e.g. this)…
I think…I think I’m gonna…blarrrgh!
tigrismus said,
March 14, 2008 at 23:40
The Army of God? This Army of God? Is she serious?
Jennifer, home with the flu said,
March 14, 2008 at 23:42
Heh. My computer wouldn’t play the clip, said it “might be corrupted”.
Nightjar said,
March 14, 2008 at 23:43
from Prayer of the Day
If you think of life as something to be
cherished and having great appeal…
Then you’re one step closer to finding out
what is fake…
and what is real.
If only life could be gathered up and put
in a bottle…
Just think of the ways life could be the
super model.
———————————–
Damnit, I was saying the same thing just the other day!
Matt T. said,
March 14, 2008 at 23:46
Warning: Adjust your speakers, because the next voice you hear will be Kaye’s…
Oh, hell no. And damn you for even suggesting it. I’m sensitive and have, over the past 10 years, eaten my weight in magic mushrooms, so there’s no way in bloody blue hell I’m clicking that link. I avoid casinos, strip clubs, factories and live shows by teenage heavy metal bands for pretty much the same reason.
Crissa said,
March 14, 2008 at 23:46
I totally know when to turn off my sound.
As for that, this doesn’t even make sense. ‘No!’ is not going to choose the nominee. :P
OTB said,
March 14, 2008 at 23:48
I Kayem.
dr. bloor said,
March 14, 2008 at 23:49
I’m guessing the deer and the duck in the Photograph of the Week had their heads blown off right after the photo was taken.
PeeJ said,
March 14, 2008 at 23:54
<em? Do we have any professionals who can deduce her mental defect from that sound clip? Do we need to get Bill Frist on the horn to find out?
I’m not a professional but I’d guess it’s either (possibly ischemic) stroke induced aphasia or the DT’s.
J— said,
March 14, 2008 at 23:55
The crying bald eagle at the “Calling the ‘Army of God’” link is a Thing of Beauty.
PeeJ said,
March 14, 2008 at 23:55
DAMN THIS KEYBOARD TO HELL!
SomeNYGuy said,
March 14, 2008 at 23:59
Kaye writes:
How refreshing that a self-proclaimed conservative supports marching Bush, Cheney and their various henchmen in handcuffs to the Hague. That is what she’s saying, right?
Blue Buddha said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:00
Let me put it this way: some people’s volume knobs are binary, there is only “on” and “off”. Both my brother and father are like this… the concept of “indoor voice” completely eludes them.
Walt said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:01
Instead of a fancy English accent or a sexy purr, I think it would totally be awesome if all sci-fi AI supercomputers had that voice instead.
dr. bloor said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:02
I’m not a professional but I’d guess it’s either (possibly ischemic) stroke induced aphasia or the DT’s.
Good thought. I was just assuming that her parents were first-degree relatives.
g said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:03
Why do you always post things I can’t click on at work while I’m at work? Damn you!
Legalize said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:03
I clicked on “Kaye’s Point of View,” and nothing happened. I just had a blank white screen staring at me … endlessly … white …
Caitlin Sith said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:05
I guess it’s easier to talk than type when you have a box of chocolates in your lap.
dr. bloor said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:06
I am married to my wonderful husband Burton. We have two lovely daughters and five beautiful grandchildren. But I can tell you as a young grandmother, I am not ready for a rocking chair by a long shot!
Chalk up another victory for Abstinence Only sex ed classes.
Smut Clyde said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:07
I think it would totally be awesome if all sci-fi AI supercomputers had that voice instead.
Steven Hawking has a couple of different voices for his speech synthesiser. Obviously he needs a special one to use when the Shit-faced Fairy has paid him a visit. Someone send him the link.
Did nobody notice that she’s playing “God Save the Queen” on her piano?
No, no, she was reciting the Leichtenstein national anthem.
t4toby said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:09
She is no young grandmother. She sounds about 70 in that clip.
Jennifer, home with the flu said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:11
It’s not a sparkle pony, but she does have a unicorn at the bottom of the home page. And a fairy.
t4toby said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:11
Now I’m kinda feelin’ bad about making fun of her.
She is without a doubt mentally deficient. And not in that Ace/Pammycakes way.
Actual, verifiable retardation.
I’ve been mocking the handicapable. I will rot in hell.
SomeNYGuy said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:14
Oh, well. Don’t forget to give Kaye our best regards.
Gary Ruppert said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:15
And it appears that I was banned from DailyKos.
Must have done too well at telling the truth.
Jennifer, home with the flu said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:16
Gary - go over to Eschaton, and yell the word GUILLOTINE! But first, disagree with one of the regulars. You can get banned there, too.
Blue Buddha said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:18
Save me a seat down there, will ya?
dr. bloor said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:19
Gary Ruppert said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:15
And it appears that I was banned from DailyKos.
Must have done too well at telling the truth.
I read your post. You could have stopped after four lines and gotten the same results.
Ted said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:19
And it appears that I was banned from DailyKos.
I seriously doubt it. And your “diary” and sub-site are still up. If you were banned, they’d have been deleted.
Quit whining.
mikey said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:20
It seems as if some of the least pleasant denizens of blogistan might all be finding their way here to Teh Sadly because it may be the only place that doesn’t ban them…
mikey
Blue Buddha said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:21
Speaking of Hell, one of the traditional Chinese concepts of Hell is a place run by seven bureaucrats who constantly change and write new laws to confuse and inflict upon souls sent there. Kinda makes you think, doesn’t it?
“Maybe this world is another planet’s hell” — Aldous Huxley
t4toby said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:22
Banned from Daily Kos? I’m sorry, Gary.
We put up with your shit day-in and day-out and don’t ban you, because we are not the Fascist arm of the LIE-bral party.
Woodrowfan said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:24
I refuse to click on that link and you can’t make me! I learned my lesson with the first Atlas Jugs link you ever posted…….
Jennifer, home with the flu said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:25
mikey - are you saying I’m unpleasant? Just wonderin’.
Olexicon said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:26
I’m suprised it took him only two comments to be trool rated at the ORANGE SATAN
t4toby said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:26
I’m certainly unpleasant, so mikey may be onto something here.
t4toby said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:26
His reputation preceded him, methinks.
Rugged in Montana said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:28
And it appears that I was banned from DailyKos.
Must have done too well at telling the truth.
You have done well, my friend. These atheists will know G*d’s wrath when U.S. Americans of the American heartland smolder them into heaps created by M1 Battle Rifles™, the right to own (and SHOOT) which is given to us by the Lord’s Will. Hollywood may try to deceive us by promoting free sex, but this will only lead to a loss of essence. President George W. Bush is a war president of USA America!
Gary Ruppert said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:28
I didn’t make any comments. When I came to my diary 45 minutes after it was posted, I was not allowed to make comments.
g said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:32
Wait, Americans will do the smoldering, but the M1’s will do the heaping?
Olexicon said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:37
“His reputation preceded him, methinks”
Gary ruppert is the Keyzer Soze of Liberal blogs
Rugged in Montana said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:40
Wait, Americans will do the smoldering, but the M1’s will do the heaping?
The 7 x .563mm (NATO) calibre round travels at 6300 FPS and has a striking weight of .973 ft/lbs, so I figure some considerable smoldering would ensue, yes. BTW, the aforementioned data comes straight from the classified files that a full-bird kernal of the Special Forces had the good graces to lend me. Nice to know people in high places when you’re an American Patriot of the heartland.
J— said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:41
Gary, dude, you’re supposed to put up a first comment that serves as a tip jar. Also, you spelled knives wrong. Maybe that was the problem.
tontocal said,
March 15, 2008 at 0:46
That ‘Rugged in Montana’…..he’s so funny!
J— said,
March 15, 2008 at 1:07
For ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© when he gets home from work.
OTB said,
March 15, 2008 at 1:08
Gary, I have a friend in a very high place in DailyKos, and he told me confidentially through some leaked memoranda that the problem with your diary was that you didn’t have an animated .gif of a flag jiggling on your page, like the America Speaks page does. Why not? Why won’t you show your patriotism? All you guys do is whine whine whine about how crappy America is with all these Demon-crats, but when it’s time to PROVE your love for America, you REFUSE to put a jiggling animated .gif of the flag on your page. Why? Why do you hate your country? Are you ashamed of America? Feh. You anti-American creeps don’t fool me. That’s why DailyKos banned you. They knew you weren’t a True Patriot of the Heartland, where Jesus Was Born ™.
FBI Special Agent M. Destry said,
March 15, 2008 at 1:17
Dear Mr. Montana: It has come to our attention that you have posted what purports to be US GOVERNMENT CLASSIFIED information on a public website. Please call your local FBI Field Office in Salt Lake City, Utah at 9:00 am Monday morning to discuss the matter, or we will be forced to take measures. Thank you.
Susan of Texas said,
March 15, 2008 at 1:20
Grogan’s a real patriot.
To think I just called it “elementary school.” But I do agree that all poor children being raised as wingnuts should have their own home school, so their moms can spend every minute of their lives taking care of them.
Every. Single. Minute.
tontocal said,
March 15, 2008 at 1:33
And Susan…did ya ever notice that all of the cases that you’ve heard about the past decade or so involving psycho women murdering their children?… all of ‘em were mothers who were doin’ teh home schoolin’ of the childrun.
pedestrian said,
March 15, 2008 at 1:35
But I do agree that all poor children being raised as wingnuts should have their own home school, so their moms can spend every minute of their lives taking care of them.
My mother tried that at one point. We went to a Xtian madrassa when we were still living in the Ozarks, but we could only find Catholic schools near Pittsburgh.
It went fine for about three months. Then my mom started locking herself in her room for several hours each day and hiding cheap alcohol in strange places. Finally one day she broke half of our plates and “went to visit her mother”. About two weeks later she called my father from a hotel in North Carolina and he went to pick her up. They seem to have worked things out on the long drive home and her doctor prescribed some pills so she wouldn’t get “sick” again,
After that we went to public school.
Blue Buddha said,
March 15, 2008 at 1:41
BTW, if you actually knew someone in the military, especially someone of that rank, you’d know that it was spelled colonel. Nice try, dumbfuck.
Now go and take out your pimply-faced pre-pubescent fantasies on some tentacle rape Hentai.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
March 15, 2008 at 1:48
J— said,
March 15, 2008 at 1:07
For ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© when he gets home from work.
I iz home from teh borg. (Whew!)
It disturbs me to have to agree with Alan Dershowitz. He’s far too eager to condemn anyone who doesn’t agree with a “bomb all the Ayrabs, Always” policy as an anti-semite.
But I think he’s mostly right here.
Both Democrats and Republicans have targeted political adversaries over the years.
Ahh thank you Alan, that’s crap.
Nothing compares to what boosh, cheney, and Karl Rove have done. Ask the U.S Attorneys who were fired for doing their jobs.
Ask Donald Siegelman.
gbear said,
March 15, 2008 at 2:08
I don’t get any audio when I follow the link to her site, but I’m not complaining. I was pretty intrigued by ‘The Stool of Do Nothing’ on her home page. If I ever start a web site myself, ‘Stool of Do’ are not three words that will ever appear in succession. The flaming letters are also a curious choice.
Susan of Texas said,
March 15, 2008 at 2:13
I thought it was the couch of do nothing, the stool of dunceosity, and the lamp of wisdom.
But what do I know, I don’t even have a weeping eagle on my blog.
mikey said,
March 15, 2008 at 2:29
Mr. Cyan colored Buddha.
May I suggest that you go back and read the postings of our Rugged friend a little closer, and with a mind open to considering it’s meaning as opposed to what it seems to say?
I don’t know for sure, but you MAY find that the intention of our Rugged militiaman is a little different than what you are assuming.
Just a thought, sure, but please consider it…
mikey
Smut Clyde said,
March 15, 2008 at 2:43
I mis-read Kaye’s recruitment drive, but fortunately I checked the spelling before I signed up.
Results 1 - 4 of 4 for “army of goo”.
This has shattered my hopes of rising to the rank of Kernel.
Rugged in Montana said,
March 15, 2008 at 2:46
BTW, if you actually knew someone in the military, especially someone of that rank, you’d know that it was spelled colonel. Nice try, dumbfuck.
Nice try, LIE-brul. My home schooling was educated enough that I’m pretty sure that a word spelled like that would sound like “koh-lohn-el”, which is not how we pronounce kernal in the United States. Maybe you got a little bit mixed up from visiting FRANCE during your vacation??
As to knowing people in the military, most of my aquaintances are former SEALS, commandos, Army Rangers and a smattering of Park Rangers. These are highly trained American Patriots who reside in the heartland and live a military lifestyle (the commandos, for an example, are said to eschew underclothing, such is the spartan quality of their existance). They and me, we, live in AMERICA, where we speak AMERICAN not, French, as you LIE-bruls would have us talk.
Smut Clyde said,
March 15, 2008 at 2:48
I think the leopard print body suit has something to do with the verbal inarticulacy.
Would it spoil anyone’s dinner if I wondered aloud whether that’s actually body paint?
pedestrian said,
March 15, 2008 at 2:49
The new Rugged is a pretty boring parody troll. I wonder if he also does counterfeit Jackson Pollocks.
J— said,
March 15, 2008 at 2:49
This has shattered my hopes of rising to the rank of Kernel.
That’s okay. Being a Capped Hun isn’t too bad.
mikey said,
March 15, 2008 at 3:06
The new Rugged is a pretty boring parody troll.
Wow. That’s pretty harsh. None of the other “parody trolls” have ever let on that it’s a joke. To me, that’s boring. If you do a perfect cheney, you’re just cheney. Without the wink and nod, it’s not a parody.
And this guy’s at least giving it a shot. I’m enjoying it…
mikey
Anthony Cartouche said,
March 15, 2008 at 3:11
You passed up the chance to give this post a title of “If You See Kay.”
Righteous Bubba said,
March 15, 2008 at 3:14
You passed up the chance to give this post a title of “If You See Kay.”
I begin working on the statue of you immediately.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
March 15, 2008 at 3:16
I’m with mikey. I think the new Rugged is an improvement.
Of course, I was all group III and IV in collage, so what do I know about Art.
Nightjar said,
March 15, 2008 at 3:17
kernel
2: the inner softer part of a seed, fruit stone, or nut
Monsieur’ Fruit Stone
Monsieur’Seed
Monsieur’Nut
g said,
March 15, 2008 at 3:17
most of my aquaintances are former SEALS, commandos, Army Rangers and a smattering of Park Rangers.
And the Wackenhut night shift down at the rendering plant.
Pie is Yummy said,
March 15, 2008 at 3:18
Does any know the exchange rate of Schrute bucks to whore diamonds?
Anthony Cartouche said,
March 15, 2008 at 3:24
Righteous Bubba:
I begin working on the statue of you immediately.
Hold those plans. I’m not worthy, because
a) It ought to be “If You See Kaye” (I left off the ‘e’ on KG’s first name)
b) I totally stole the idea from the April Wine song “If You See Kay,” and they undoubtedly stole the idea from someone else.
But thanks!
Rugged in Montana said,
March 15, 2008 at 3:32
And the Wackenhut night shift down at the rendering plant.
You Islamosexuals think you’re so smart but you don’t even get that “Randall” is the venerated and respected “Mall Ninja” who is spoken of in tones of awe and fear. He works as an upper-tier security personel for major commercial concerns in American shopping facilities. Few people realize the kind of crime that goes on all around them, unnoticed, such as gang wars and drug hits and other crimes, and Randall and his team watch over us, unnoticed and unseen, as they are masters of camoflage. You may laugh at “Wackenhut” security but many of them are former Special Forces types who keep the bad guys on the run, rather than running you over while you’re shopping. This is everyday life in the heartland, thanks to the corruption of Hollywood. Randall and his team have seen much in their lives……too much, and yet they continue watching over even you LIE-bruls who laugh at them.
mikey said,
March 15, 2008 at 3:33
Ok, sure, but hey, it can’t all be gold.
You keep ‘em coming, m’man…
mikey
Kernel Popcorn said,
March 15, 2008 at 3:49
Who’s taking my name in vain?
Typical Republican said,
March 15, 2008 at 4:00
Secular humanism, class warfare, and being led by a Muslim. This is what America will get with Obama. News flash, not gonna happen.
Liberals, hmpf.
Ted said,
March 15, 2008 at 4:01
I didn’t make any comments. When I came to my diary 45 minutes after it was posted, I was not allowed to make comments.
Gary, you retard, you have to be logged in to comment there. You probably weren’t, and thought your poor oppressed self had been banned.
OTB said,
March 15, 2008 at 4:08
Aw gee, Ted, why did you have to go and ruin the fun for? I wanted to see how long it’d take him to figure it out.
Guess I’ll go to bed now…
Kernal Golden Butter Cinema Style Low Salt Popcorn said,
March 15, 2008 at 4:10
Guess I’ll be deliciously popping along now too…
Nightjar said,
March 15, 2008 at 4:18
Typical Republican said,
March 15, 2008 at 4:00
Secular humanism
You’d a thunk by now wingnuts would have wordsmithed that into something a little more menacing. Like maybe, Leftacular Bleedingheartism or some such.
Anne Laurie said,
March 15, 2008 at 4:24
If she thinks the schools are bad, she should take a visit to the factory farms.
Tragically, Pedestrian, “factory farms” are exactly what Kaye Grogan and her ilk want our public schools to be. Stack up the kid-units, slop the corporate ’smart kibble’ in at one end, and blast the whole operation with fumigants every so often. Failed ‘units’ will be ground up & recycled into the smart kibble. After a pre-set period determined by rigorous testing, the surviving units will be ejected into their pre-determined futures as corporate drones, service workers, or global security as needed by the megacorporations and their wholly owned subsidiaries in the Oval Office.
Hell, if you look at the fReichtards clogging the intertoobz with the sludge they plop out on command whenever a new RNC blastfax arrives, it looks like the manufacturers of high-fructose corn syrup may already be well on their way to this ADM utupia!
Candy said,
March 15, 2008 at 4:25
Kaye would sure love me, I guess, on account of I’ve now been a home schooling mom for two whole weeks! Yep! Of course, I’m not doing it for any religious whackadoodle reason - in fact, teenager and I are both atheists - but for other reasons entirely. But I’m sure Kaye would feel we’re doing gawd’s work. Wouldn’t she?
You know, the idea of Kaye having had ischemic attacks is a fairly good explanation for her, um, issues. I’ve been saying for years that I think Bush’s problem is that he had a series of small strokes, probably back in his cokehead days. It’s not uncommon. Next time you see him attempt public speaking, think about it. It explains a lot.
And I’m not going to click on the link. I do really want to know, though: did she really praise the Army of God? The terrorist organization? Why does Kaye hate America?
Kathleen said,
March 15, 2008 at 4:29
I prefer an Army of Dogs. specifically wire-haired dacshunds.
Candy said,
March 15, 2008 at 4:36
I saw two very nice sheep dogs earlier. I doubt they’d make an army . . . perhaps a patrol.
I have to say, Carey Roberts, Warner Todd Austin Dallas/Ft. Worth Huston, and Kaye Grogan, all in one day - that’s like a trifecta of evil. Have you no mercy, no pity?
And I still say that Warner Todd and Kaye-Growth both need the stars and bars behind them, rather than the stars and stripes.
mikey said,
March 15, 2008 at 4:38
Can I just say that Alice and I have a bit of a problem with dogs.
Leash ‘em or take your chances….
mikey
Rightwingsnarkle said,
March 15, 2008 at 4:39
“Warner Todd and Kaye-Growth both need the stars and bars behind them”
Let’s put the bars in front, Candy.
Kathleen said,
March 15, 2008 at 4:40
WE DO NOT GNAW ON OUR KITTEH
J— said,
March 15, 2008 at 4:41
And I’m not going to click on the link. I do really want to know, though: did she really praise the Army of God? The terrorist organization? Why does Kaye hate America?
She’s borrowing the phrase from the song “We Want America Back,” originally performed by The Steeles.
This nation is like runaway train
Heading down the wrong track
It’s time for the army of God to arise
And sing we want America back
Candy said,
March 15, 2008 at 4:42
Let’s put the bars in front, Candy
Excellent idea, Rightwingsnarkle! Photoshop, please, Gavin? I haz no skillz.
J— said,
March 15, 2008 at 4:42
Oops, make that “And say we want America back.” No rank in the army of God for me.
Candy said,
March 15, 2008 at 4:44
Thanks, J -.
Jebus, if that’s the kind of thing they listen to . . . well, I had no idea. [shudders]
Kathleen said,
March 15, 2008 at 4:44
Singing Armies are better anyways, J-
you can still be a ranking officer.
J— said,
March 15, 2008 at 4:49
The spoken word part of the song is awesome. If you can’t stomach the video, you can read over the lyrics here.
I stole Nightjar’s dictionary/thesaurus and found there’s a definition of rank that I can claim. It’s an adjective, but I won’t hold my nose to it.
SamFromUtah said,
March 15, 2008 at 4:51
That’s okay. Being a Capped Hun isn’t too bad.
I never even made past Second Loo Attendant.
g said,
March 15, 2008 at 4:53
I have to say, Carey Roberts, Warner Todd Austin Dallas/Ft. Worth Huston, and Kaye Grogan, all in one day - that’s like a trifecta of evil. Have you no mercy, no pity?
You hardly gave us a chance to snark or outrage, depending on your take, about Bush’s romantic musings about Teh Totally Awesome Adventures our troops are having.
J— said,
March 15, 2008 at 4:53
I never even made past Second Loo Attendant.
So were you in charge of the Stool of Do?
SamFromUtah said,
March 15, 2008 at 4:55
So were you in charge of the Stool of Do?
I was in the few, the proud - the Latrines.
SamFromUtah said,
March 15, 2008 at 4:56
Err, that’s the poo, the proud…
Candy said,
March 15, 2008 at 4:57
g’s got a good point. Although I’m not sure I want to closely examine Bush’s romantic musings about teh troops or anything else.
I seem to be shuddering a lot tonight.
I stole Nightjar’s dictionary/thesaurus and found there’s a definition of rank that I can claim. It’s an adjective, but I won’t hold my nose to it.
Everytime I see someone described as a “ranking member” of something, I always think, jeez, man, take a bath.
John O said,
March 15, 2008 at 5:17
Late to the party, as usual, but 10 seconds into my survival instinct kicked in like an amphetamine injection, and I had to bail.
I’m sure it was…interesting?
John O said,
March 15, 2008 at 5:17
Into the tape.
Hey, new com.puter.
Susan of Texas said,
March 15, 2008 at 5:25
Pedestrian, your mom has my sympathy. I hope things got better for her.
mikey said,
March 15, 2008 at 5:26
I have to say, Carey Roberts, Warner Todd Austin Dallas/Ft. Worth Huston, and Kaye Grogan, all in one day - that’s like a trifecta of evil. Have you no mercy, no pity?
What are you, a fucking Dallas Mavericks fan or something?
Yeeesh…
mikey
Tehanu said,
March 15, 2008 at 5:32
Typical Republican said,Secular humanism, class warfare, and being led by a Muslim. This is what America will get with Obama.
Oh, come on. The class war has been going on since January 20, 2001, when Georgie started robbing the public to pay off his rich buddies.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
March 15, 2008 at 5:40
Oh, come on. The class war has been going on since January 20, 2001, when Georgie started robbing the public to pay off his rich buddies.
The class war has been going on much longer than that.
Ronald Wilson Reagan (666) kicked butt for the Tycoon Class back in America teh Awesome I.
In spite of all his massive failings (as might be judged by normal humans), the shrub has delivered even more dollars to the Tycoon Class in America teh Awesome II.
Richard Mellon-Scaife, Donald Graham, the twit who inherited the NYT, and all the other military-industrial complex parasites are well pleased.
Tehanu said,
March 15, 2008 at 5:53
Right. I should have said, “The class war has been going on at least since….”
Gary Ruppert said,
March 15, 2008 at 6:02
The fact is, liberals who have no skills, talent and do no work have been launching class war on patriot capitalists who work hard, invest wisely and make profit for decades now, and they will NOT get away with taxing the productive class, or their descendents, to death.
Candy said,
March 15, 2008 at 6:13
Seriously, Gary, don’t ever change. The world would stop spinning on its axis, and the sea would turn to stone.
LibVet said,
March 15, 2008 at 6:16
Just wondering if any of you have had the balls to fess up to the borrowers liability in the ongoing credit crisis.
Anyone out there ready to tell the truth?
LibVet
Righteous Bubba said,
March 15, 2008 at 6:25
The truth is shut the hell up.
LibVet said,
March 15, 2008 at 6:26
If ever, when in American history was real estate a 100% proven investment?
Never.
Grow up.
Ask me if I want to bet your dumb ass kids are going to be Phi Beta Kappa. I’ll put down good money.
Grow the hell up.
This is the real world.
Righteous Bubba said,
March 15, 2008 at 6:29
83 weeks ago my ugliest llama died. What he had was a bloated nose and if I had the money he would have lived many more hours. I miss Para so much…
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
March 15, 2008 at 6:30
LibVet said,
March 15, 2008 at 6:16
Just wondering if any of you have had the balls to fess up to the borrowers liability in the ongoing credit crisis.
Is that you, Randy? I recognize a certain incoherence, accompanied by unfocused hostility.
Smut Clyde said,
March 15, 2008 at 6:31
Do you want to bet our dumb ass kids are going to be Phi Beta Kappa?
Righteous Bubba said,
March 15, 2008 at 6:33
I don’t think it’s fair to pick on the dumb ass ones. It’s not like I’m untying them from the fence-post any time soon.
Smut Clyde said,
March 15, 2008 at 6:37
We would never have had all these dumb ass-kids, were it not for our penchant for sodomy.
Righteous Bubba said,
March 15, 2008 at 6:40
Now the smart ass-kids, them’s the ones that can see past the feed-bags I strap to their heads.
Gus said,
March 15, 2008 at 6:42
Hmmm. Is it okay for the government to bail out Bear Stearns?
NutellaonToast said,
March 15, 2008 at 6:46
“As to knowing people in the military, most of my aquaintances are former SEALS, commandos, Army Rangers and a smattering of Park Rangers.”
Unless you know the Power Rangers, you aren’t a true patriot.
Nightjar said,
March 15, 2008 at 6:49
I stole Nightjar’s dictionary/thesaurus and found there’s a definition of rank that I can claim. It’s an adjective, but I won’t hold my nose to it”
You can use it j –said, but I need it back to learn Amurkin Rugged MT style. IE..What is “eschew”?Dainty La French sneeze, I’m thinking..
Righteous Bubba said,
March 15, 2008 at 6:59
Mr. Potato Head’s Warthog Tea
Ingredients:
7 gallons iron warthog saliva
1 ounce coconut juice
Incestuously add the warthog to the coconut juice since it’s heavier. Serve in a medium odd pail. Phone the authorities.
Righteous Bubba said,
March 15, 2008 at 7:06
Ray Charles’s Lighter fluid Tea
Ingredients:
2 jars lion blood
6 parts lighter fluid
Add the lion blood dreamily to the lighter fluid since it’s heavier. Serve in a large penultimate tumbler. Observe your guests carefully.
gbear said,
March 15, 2008 at 7:09
Just wondering if any of you have had the balls to fess up to being a huscular semenist.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
March 15, 2008 at 7:26
gbear said,
March 15, 2008 at 7:09
Just wondering if any of you have had the balls to fess up to being a huscular semenist.
General Jack D. Ripper: Your Commie has no regard for human life. Not even his own.
Smut Clyde said,
March 15, 2008 at 7:31
Eschew the squirrel squeezings into the methyl-ethyl ketone. Serve with alacrity and celerity. Easy on the celerity.
foreigner said,
March 15, 2008 at 7:33
Will Gary continue updating his diary on DailyKos, or will it just slip into oblivion like http://sadlyno.blogtownhall.com/?
I think there’s something very sad about such forgotten sites, evocative of neglected orphans huddling in the rain.
Johnny Coelacanth said,
March 15, 2008 at 7:57
I can’t believe some people are actually arguing with Rugged in Montana. I can’t be the only person who knows RIM is a -funny- parody troll, can I? RIM has been doing great riffs in here, and people are arguing with him? “…and a smattering of park rangers”?!!? Come on. That’s goddamn funny. That’s an obvious joke, like this, which is a thing of beauty. Come one guys, RIM is on our side. And I don’t mean “yes-he-is-really-a-troll-let’s-pretend-he’s-joking” I mean, it’s obviously a joke. It’s embarrassing when you argue with him.
Johnny Coelacanth said,
March 15, 2008 at 8:01
Oh, and I’d like to append that RIM is funny; members of the Byrd family are pie eating fucktarded trolls.
Johnny Coelacanth said,
March 15, 2008 at 8:01
And Kaye Grogan is, say it with me, teh suxxor.
foreigner said,
March 15, 2008 at 8:21
Johnny: shhh! the debaters only make it all funnier.
K. Ron Silkwood said,
March 15, 2008 at 8:44
I followed the link. That site serves to demonstrate the perils of inbreeding and glue huffing.
Johnny Coelacanth said,
March 15, 2008 at 8:49
“the debaters only make it all funnier.”
I dunno. It’s like a drunk at Halloween, trying to pick a fight with the guy dressed up as Frankenstein in the Kiwanis Club Haunted House. I get more pathos than humor out of it.
lobbey said,
March 15, 2008 at 9:14
The new Rugged is a pretty boring parody troll. I disagree, I kind of like him, in the way you like stupid puppies.
Just wondering if any of you have had the balls to fess up to the borrowers liability in the ongoing credit crisis.. Gary invested it all in Bear Sterns.
Jesus X. Crutch said,
March 15, 2008 at 9:49
Rugged seems like a crappy knock-off of Murikan, a parody troll that visits Atrios and is actually hilarious. And Kaye Grogan is the toast of Mayberry, whatever that means.
unrelatedwaffle said,
March 15, 2008 at 9:54
Mrs. Dubchek?
goat or panic said,
March 15, 2008 at 12:01
The fact is, Kaye’s voice reminds me of Jan Hooks from “Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.”
“Say hello to our residents, Pedro and his wife Inez. Pedro is working on an “adobe.” Can you say that with me? Inez is holding a clay pot, of which she seems to be very proud. She has decorated it with lots of paint and glaze.”
God bless America.
Ripley said,
March 15, 2008 at 17:33
You have to scroll down that page and check out their “awards”. Words fail…
gbear said,
March 15, 2008 at 17:55
“…and a smattering of park rangers”?!!? Come on. That’s goddamn funny.
Sure, funny to you. I work at the DNR and have to deal with a smattering of park rangers on a daily basis. It’s not so funny in the real world, buster.
Candy said,
March 15, 2008 at 18:33
Way O/T - although in keeping with the theme - but this guy is a college Rethuglican-type to give college Rethuglicans the heaves:
Snowwy said,
March 15, 2008 at 18:42
Thank the Gods for Azam Ali and my absentmindedness. I clicked the link with iTunes going, and this horifying, mind-bending noise came on beneath the music. I managed to close the browser window quickly.
My hands were shaking when the song ended. I wonder how much of my sanity was stripped away by this brush with indescribable, bottomless hate.
Duros Hussein 62 said,
March 15, 2008 at 19:06
As to knowing people in the military, most of my aquaintances are former SEALS, commandos, Army Rangers and a smattering of Park Rangers.
Don’t forget the Mall Security Special Forces.
Duros Hussein 62 said,
March 15, 2008 at 19:24
I can’t believe some people are actually arguing with Rugged in Montana.
Have you ever noticed that RIM and El Cid have never been seen together at the same time?
Of course, what am I talking about? El Cid wears glasses and RIM doesn’t. Couldn’t be….
Satan's Dirty Underwear said,
March 15, 2008 at 19:54
I KNEW I should have stayed up
last night. I love it when 90 of the posts are poop jokes.
Poop is funny.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
March 15, 2008 at 21:04
Poop jokes rock the world!
Which is important, on a Sadly, No! post Saturday.
Johnny Coelacanth said,
March 15, 2008 at 21:09
This post is not funny, because it does not use the word “poop.”
mikey said,
March 15, 2008 at 21:11
The post does, however, include a picture of a poopy head…
mikey
Johnny Coelacanth said,
March 15, 2008 at 21:12
Oh, and I finally said “what the hell” and clicked on that link. Now I understand why Kaye writes the way she does. I also now believe that Sadly, No! should leave her alone, as you (we) are clearly picking on someone who is mentally disabled.
Johnny Coelacanth said,
March 15, 2008 at 21:14
mikey, to be clear, I should have written “my comment is not funny, because it does not use the word “poop”". I was trying to be self-referential and meta and shit. This sentence no verb.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
March 15, 2008 at 21:18
I verb whatcher sayin’, Johnny.
mikey said,
March 15, 2008 at 21:21
I don’t know if my interpretation of the lexicon is in any way accurate, but I have always thought there was a formal differentiation between “posts” and “comments”.
But then again, I don’t like to wear underpants, and I think the Giants will win 75 games this year….
mikey
American Non Sequitur Society said,
March 15, 2008 at 21:21
We don’t make much sense, but we do like pizza!
Johnny Coelacanth said,
March 15, 2008 at 21:23
I agree with your interpretation of the lexicon, mikey. One posts a comment, but comments upon a post.
Teh Kittehs of Sadly, No! said,
March 15, 2008 at 21:42
dere Rnge Saytin:
pls giv bak r gary ruppert cuz weer not dun playin wif it yet
kthxbai
dere Ess, En!:
we herd k growgin klip it hert r eerz
gess whose gettin a harbl horkd up on dere pillocayse 2nite?
u r
Gary Ruppert said,
March 16, 2008 at 0:14
The fact is, the man arrested for murdering the baby in West Des Moines is being framed by the liberal media, which makes too much of his Republican connections, and he is probably innocent, yet you convict him in absentia.
Jennifer, home with the flu said,
March 16, 2008 at 0:17
Checked in to see if there is a new post. Sadly, No!
Susan of Texas said,
March 16, 2008 at 0:21
Not that it’ll make any difference, but here’s your hero, picked up after alrady convicted on kiddie porn charges. Whether or not the murder charge of the baby of the 16-year-old mother is true will be determined by a court of law, as they say.
He was a big fish in his little pond.
Rugged in Montana said,
March 16, 2008 at 0:22
which makes too much of his Republican connections, and he is probably innocent
Allow me to second that opinion, my fellow Patriot. The fact that he has proven Republican connections implies that he IS innocent, as Republicans are people of the heartland and have American values. Besides that, people are making too much of this, after all, it was a baby, not a fully formed human adult. A baby is unable to do any real form of labor and is therefore more of a parasite than anything else, until it’s able to be productive.
Susan of Texas said,
March 16, 2008 at 0:23
And now you must denounce him, for he is a Republican and you are a Republican. If you don’t, baby Jesus will cry.
Smut Clyde said,
March 16, 2008 at 0:32
a smattering of Park Rangers.
I am always pleased to learn a new collective noun.
Like maybe, Leftacular Bleedingheartism or some such.
Capped-Hunnish Beefheartism.
Gary Ruppert said,
March 16, 2008 at 0:35
The fact is, I do not need to denounce someone who is innocent until proven guilty. I am fairly sure the child pornography charges are a liberal smear job. They love to charge their enemies with crimes they commit themselves. All liberals can do is project.
Susan of Texas said,
March 16, 2008 at 0:36
So you are now a card-carrying member of Republicans For Kiddie Porn? Are you sure you want to do that?
Susan of Texas said,
March 16, 2008 at 0:40
Before you answer, look at THIS!
tigrismus said,
March 16, 2008 at 0:41
Do we know what Gary’s sex crime conviction was? He may be a long-term card carrier…
gbear said,
March 16, 2008 at 1:27
a smattering of Park Rangers.
I am always pleased to learn a new collective noun.
Here’s another one for you then, Smut:
When bears gather, a friend of mine refers to the group as a ‘bristle’ of bears
gbear said,
March 16, 2008 at 1:31
So Gary’s graduated to defending domestic baby killers now? I suppose it’s not such a big leap from supporting the patriotic killing of brown babies by his institutional heros.
mikey said,
March 16, 2008 at 1:32
Um, A Belly of Bikers?
A blowdry of yuppies?
A driveby of surenos?
A puddle of drunks?
A jiggle of tweakers?
mikey
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
March 16, 2008 at 1:37
Gary Ruppert said,
March 16, 2008 at 0:35
The fact is, I do not need to denounce someone who is innocent until proven guilty.
When will Hillary and Sox (the White House cat) confess to murdering Vince Foster?
WHEN?
Gary Ruppert said,
March 16, 2008 at 1:39
The fact is, it is the liberals who are into kiddie porn and the ACLU and others are there to support their agenda of access to perversion, and so they try to “get” loyal patriots entrapped into situations that are trumped up to descredet them because that is what they like to do. Smear and have sex.
mikey said,
March 16, 2008 at 1:42
I like to have sex. And smear it around. Ewww.
I descredeted once.
On my ex girlfriend’s kitchen floor. Ewww.
She was PISSED!!
Loyal Patriots never have sex.
That’s why we’ve run completely out of Loyal Patriots.
Bummer…
mikey
Susan of Texas said,
March 16, 2008 at 1:43
Lol. I think gary’s finally lost it. First we smear, then we have teh sex.
“I’m sorry darling, I’m not in the mood tonight. I haven’t smeared anyone yet.”
“Oh Petunia, how you make me yearn! Let’s go to the Young Republicans meeting to mock them, and then have liberal sex. I’ll get the condoms. You get the Dixie Chicks CD!”
gbear said,
March 16, 2008 at 1:53
I usually have to leave the room or call a timeout when someone gets descredeted. Same with smearing. I may like guys, but I’m not much of a swinger.
And, contrary to yesterday’s discussions, I am not going to ask Mikey what he’s wearing right now…
mikey said,
March 16, 2008 at 2:25
Ah hell, why not, gbear?
Dark grey sweats, black sleeveless tee, denim work shirt with rolled up sleeves, Merrill boots, I’ve got my hair tied back with a piece of purple leather and earlier I was wearing a tan suede Bianchi Hawk with my Sig 220 working out at the private range down in San Martin.
Now, that’s a great look….
mikey
Smut Clyde said,
March 16, 2008 at 2:27
It’s hard to choose between “a bodyguard of lies” or “an orchestrated litany of lies”.
mikey said,
March 16, 2008 at 2:34
How about “a dishonesty of lies”?
Or if they’re political in nature, “a disappointment of lies”?
Or if they are republican in nature, “a sickness of lies”?
Or if they’re bush/cheney, “a disgustment of lies”?
mikey
mikeinportc said,
March 16, 2008 at 2:44
Clyde , Chippendale did the investigation of the “orchestra”? That have anything to do what mikey is wearing? ( me ? - dark gray sweatshirt , jeans and no purple leather:)
ps Good one Gary! (If I’ve properly tuned my whack-a-wingnutmole-parody-troll -tracker , Gary is RIM is Rugged in the wilds of suburban DC, Virginia ) =)))
Smut Clyde said,
March 16, 2008 at 2:50
That have anything to do what mikey is wearing?
I hope not. I’m just stuck on the topic of collective nouns.
(Lex) Skink Tyree (Azagthoth) said,
March 16, 2008 at 3:00
Lawnguylander–everything you want and more, pal. I did it. Big-time. And what’s more, I will NOT stop now. May need your back-up though….LOL.
SamFromUtah said,
March 16, 2008 at 3:01
What’s the collective noun for a collection of collective nouns?
A pedantry?
mikeinportc said,
March 16, 2008 at 3:03
Uh oh . There’s penetration!
(of the universities)
Is Kaye Arlene’s sister?
SamFromUtah said,
March 16, 2008 at 3:03
Oh and re: collective noun for lies, I always liked “a tissue of lies.”
mikeinportc said,
March 16, 2008 at 3:05
Then there’s the pack. Do they single out the weakest wingnut ?
Smut Clyde said,
March 16, 2008 at 3:11
Or if they’re political in nature, “a disappointment of lies”?
Or if they are republican in nature, “a sickness of lies”?
Or if they’re bush/cheney, “a disgustment of lies”?
A comedy of errors.
mikeinportc said,
March 16, 2008 at 3:25
A proliferation of prevarication?
Nightjar said,
March 16, 2008 at 3:33
A proliferation of prevarication?
A Bush=ell of Bullshit.
tontocal said,
March 16, 2008 at 4:32
Gary Ruppert is a poopey-head.
tontocal said,
March 16, 2008 at 4:38
And mikey?….as a person of the ‘homosexualist’ agenda, I heartily resent this incessant talk of yours, this no wearing of the underpants…..I tell you I resent it sir!!
tontocal said,
March 16, 2008 at 4:42
a cackle of conservatives?
mikey said,
March 16, 2008 at 4:42
Once you’ve had to make some hard decisions about what’s important, what chafes, and what is simply silly, underpants tend to fall into a category of unnecessary, and kind of ridiculous. Like pajamas. Just don’t make a lot of sense…
mikey
Jennifer, home with the flu said,
March 16, 2008 at 4:50
Pajamas make all kind of sense when you’ve got the flu.
I thought the fever was over after the first 36 hours. It’s back now. Plus, every bone in my body hurts.
tontocal said,
March 16, 2008 at 4:52
You’re a simple man mikey, a very simple man.
tontocal said,
March 16, 2008 at 4:54
Then get thee to thy bed Jennifer! (and hope you feel better soon!)
Smut Clyde said,
March 16, 2008 at 4:55
Don’t wind Mikey up. He’ll be wearing a kilt, next.
In lieu of a fresh post, I am staring at the opening lines of this one –
– and playing Wire. Loudly.
I’ve found something
No one else is looking for
I’ve found something
That there’s no use for
And what’s more
I’m keeping it to myself
mikeinportc said,
March 16, 2008 at 4:59
A conflagration of Congresscritters?
A gaggle of GOPhers?
A karass of K-Streeters?
gbear said,
March 16, 2008 at 5:00
My homosexual agenda for this evening was to try to find Sopwith Camel’s ‘The Miraculous Hump Returns From The Moon’ CD at the local Cheapo Records store. No luck so I consoled myself with a hot chocolate at the Coffee Shop next door. Now I’m listening to the 4th Nuggets collection of San Francisco psychedelia. I’m missing the fact that I wasn’t able to get away for my vacation in SF this winter.
The rest of St. Paul seems to have the agenda of wearing green and getting as shit faced drunk as possible tonight. St. Pat’s day is a big deal in St Paul.
http://www.twincities.com/ci_8586050?nclick_check=1
a lipschitz of liars?
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
March 16, 2008 at 5:00
A shrubbery full of shrub shit.
No, it doesn’t make any sense at all. Go ask Randy, when he’s 10 cm tall.
Johnny Coelacanth said,
March 16, 2008 at 5:02
Mikey, I too have pondered the weighty question of the origin of underwear. My theory (never before made with such little care or lack of proof) is that it stems from our less hygienic ancestors. See, if the only baths you take are baptism and when you die, you get kind of funky, and it rubs off on your clothes. Underwear exist to protect your good threads from your sweaty, funky, unwashed, medieval ass. And it provides an extra layer of warmth in the unheated, mud encrusted etc.
I hope you like this theory, and I encourage you to adopt it as your own.
gbear said,
March 16, 2008 at 5:05
how about a gasbag of GOPers?
a retrenchment of republicans?
Johnny Coelacanth said,
March 16, 2008 at 5:08
Someone once posted the perfect collective noun for a group of Freepers, and now I’ve forgotten what it was…. Anybody remember, or have a suggestion?
mikey said,
March 16, 2008 at 5:12
Your theory, Johnny, is dependent upon a very important ass-umption. (Heh heh). That being that we care if other people are offended by our base funkyness. I tend to care about the opinions of others about third or fourth, definately behind comfort and functionality.
In simple terms, if in order to avoid offending you I have to itch or chafe or be uncomfortable, I’m pretty sure you’re going to have to find a way to deal with your personal discomfort.
Sorry, old man…
mikey
tontocal said,
March 16, 2008 at 5:33
As for you, you troglodytes and phillistines you, I always gird my loins!
tontocal said,
March 16, 2008 at 5:38
And ‘gbear’. Oh how I wish that everyone had a ‘homosexual’ agenda….what a lovely world it would be!
and because I simply adore Phyllis Schlafly, I give you…
‘a frothing of eagles’
SamFromUtah said,
March 16, 2008 at 5:39
Someone once posted the perfect collective noun for a group of Freepers, and now I’ve forgotten what it was…
I don’t remember what it was, but “a pantload of Freepers” works pretty well, IMO.
tontocal said,
March 16, 2008 at 5:42
I miss Gary…..(sniff)
Righteous Bubba said,
March 16, 2008 at 5:49
Whisked Newt with Stretched Breakfast Creams
Ingredients:
1 newt, illegibly sugared
6 portions eternal breakfast cream
1 pinch preeminent smoked Gouda, uncommunicatively scrambled
3 pinches ermine brain, pulled
1 pinch mint
5 ounces paprika
Pick over the ingredients dumbfoundedly and discard excess sand. Place the newt into a small bag. Combine the breakfast cream with the smoked Gouda over medium heat in a bag. Sprinkle resulting potion over the newt. Barbecue the ermine brain,, and the paprika grouchily. Heap the latter combination on to the former. Bake for 33 minutes. Serves 5 physical individuals with authoritarian stomachs.
JanusSwank said,
March 16, 2008 at 5:52
The demons crawled our church walls. Then I knew the rules, having visited numerous prisoners prior. So I shed my jacket, putting it on a hook in the same window.
There she was working in a Christian school. She kept screaming.
Then finally she walked back into her yard. I turned quickly in her direction, listened up and heard all sorts of nasty words. They were ensconced in their heads, wondering if they’d get a caller. I spent some time with Mike, a new jacket. At least it was new to me. Our church had a free clothing center that she would keep the faith. Above all, we could not be near me.
Not even my shadow. Linda would come to worship. I learned that Fran was recording my sermons in hopes of finding something demonic. He then told me I had never felt in the furthering of widespread, deadly diseases. It is illogical; nevertheless, it is God-blessed. Such sex activity does involve teens, many of them girls, thus the apostates being party to the convention.
Why not? Just why not?
Or a positive way of putting it: Go forth, Huck! He murdered a fellow.
gbear said,
March 16, 2008 at 5:53
Pick over the ingredients dumbfoundedly and discard excess sand
Finally! Some cooking instructions that I can relate to. And no cilantro!
gbear said,
March 16, 2008 at 5:56
At least it was new to me.
Nightjar said,
March 16, 2008 at 6:06
1 newt, illegibly sugared
Only one Newt. that be slim pickens for 5 trogs. Maybe with a steamed portion of augmented Newt from the Gringichieda order Salamandridae
Righteous Bubba said,
March 16, 2008 at 6:14
There once was a gasbag called Newt
Who shoved fishing line up his patoot
With the hooks on as well
And when asked “What the hell?”
He yanked out the snagged infantry boot.
Johnny Coelacanth said,
March 16, 2008 at 6:27
“That being that we care if other people are offended by our base funkyness. ”
No, man, I was coming at it from a purely practical POV. If your clothes become too crusty, too fast, then you have to wash them more often. Since the outer layers tended to be complex and delicate (I’m thinking Elizabethian here) they were difficult to wash. Undergarments were easier to wash, and kept the outer layers fresher by absorbing the sweat, the assfunk, what have you.
g said,
March 16, 2008 at 6:31
I concur with Johnny. i think underwear were a convenient way to keep your funky junk off the brocade and silk.
But how interesting that underclothes have now evolved into the wonders that they are now - at least for women. I am a terrible addict when it comes to lingerie - i like the lacey things.
cowalker said,
March 16, 2008 at 6:34
mikeinportc asked:
Is Kaye Arlene’s sister?
There seems to be a strong resemblance.
From Arlene’s keyboard:
Jeff ran a flawless conference, except, for his misfortune to book the event at the Sahara Hotel. They changed the guarantee (at the last minute) from $110 a night for the room to $400 for a room that was decorated early Howard Johnsons. Walking through the lobby was enough to give you cancer from the lingering cigarette smoke and the food was bordering on ptomaine.
Yep, that’s the definition of a flawless conference. I went to one like that in Columbus, Ohio. The second day they moved to a different hotel.
Joe Kaufman spoke at length how Hamas threatens America. CAIR is a durative of Hamas.
A good illustration of the danger of using a Thesaurus without already having a good vocabulary.
The meaning of the noun “durative” is in both senses also called continuative.
1)The durative aspect.
2)A durative verb or verb form.
The meaning of “durative aspect” is “the aspect of a verb that expresses its duration.”
So what was the point about CAIR? Is it an offshoot of Hamas, an evolution of Hamas, a wacky and plausibly denied claimant to the title of “Top Ten Terrorist Organizations,” a civil liberties and advocacy group for Muslims in North America, or the aspect of a verb that expresses its duration? It remains a mystery to readers of Arlene’s essay.
I remember a couple of years ago when I slipped into a local mosque and listened to a few of the well-dressed crowd that was there. The idea seemed to be to encourage their children to major in three specific fields. Those being, education, politics and communications.
I am completely fascinated by this scenario, and I long for lots and lots of details, but, none are forthcoming.
Thanks for the link to another Bizarro World, Mike in Portc.
Dagoril said,
March 16, 2008 at 6:41
Dear God, is that Drew Carey in drag?
El Cid said,
March 16, 2008 at 7:21
Saturday Night Live tonight, Weekend Update. Tracey Morgan guest commentator. Talking about Obama and Hillary and Geraldine Ferraro:
“Bitch may be ‘The New Black’, but Black is The New President, Bitch!“
Moxie said,
March 16, 2008 at 7:29
Hey folks,
You may have noticed that the U.S. economy is headed for utter ruin. If you haven’t, then just let me be the first to mention it, and say that I believe the situation is deadly serious. To that end, I’ll be down in Houston on Monday, waiting for my bank to open at nine.
If you have any assets you wish to save from utter ruin (i.e. those that are denominated in $USD), then I would run, not walk, to the following web sites:
http://www.merkfund.com/fund/overview/facts.html
http://www.bullionvault.com/
http://www.everbank.com/001WorldCurrency.aspx?LinkID=Breadcrumb
You might also want to look into small amounts of physical gold/silver. Preferably from a shop/seller that doesn’t want to know your name.
Not affiliated with any of the above, by the way. And I don’t know that any of them constitute “magic bullets” against what is coming. They are simply what I’ve decided to risk my own meager resources on. And it may be that next week will be the very last chance any of us gets to try to save him/herself. I think life in this country is about to get very unpleasant, more than most people are capable of guessing at this point.
Not trying to be a drama queen here, or imply that you haven’t seen this coming and taken steps, etc. Just mentioning it now because I feel obligated to do so. I’ve gotten a lot from reading you guys, and the S/N community seems like a pretty good bunch.
Don’t know what else to say. “Happy landings,” is as good as anything, I suppose.
And, of course, good luck.
Rugged in Montana said,
March 16, 2008 at 11:27
i think underwear were a convenient way to keep your funky junk off the brocade and silk.
My underdrawers are made of the finest fringe