Comments on: Wait A Second; Hillary’s Name Is Crossed Off

By: Patkin

Patkin — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:02:10 +0000

And most of the winning soccer teams are from Latin America.

Maybe he should take up watching curling.

By: Sporkey

Sporkey — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 18:15:46 +0000

But mikey, they have brown people in soccer as well. Unless he’s watching the National Aryan Soccer League or something.

By: mikey

mikey — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 21:46:05 +0000

I reckon when they started puttin on those pussy helmets it plumb ruined football for him.

Then baseball let the coloreds in, that was that for the national pastime.

Basketball? You’re puttin me on, right?

Hockey? Don’t the godless ruskies play that?

Nope, soccer’s about the only game a man can enjoy anymore.

Well, that and getting out in the fresh air, shooting at ‘cans.*

* AfriCANS, MexiCANS, Puerto RiCANS, etc.

mikey

By: tontocal

tontocal — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 20:07:27 +0000

From Carey Roberts’ bio:

…and is an avid soccer fan

An avid soccer fan? Why does he hate America so!!??

By: (Lex) Skink Tyree (Azagthoth)

(Lex) Skink Tyree (Azagthoth) — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 20:03:19 +0000

Man, the amount of racist posts on Obama on the contard blogs is just overwhelming. I’m thinking of resuming blogging because of them. Or at least photoshopping plenty of hate bloggers’ heads onto various amusing objects.

By: tontocal

tontocal — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 19:56:22 +0000

I 4 galuv wif awl ov use

By: Davis

Davis — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 15:06:17 +0000

Carey also informs us that Hillary was once a “shoe-in” for the nomination.

By: noen

noen — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 05:59:26 +0000

“how very ‘Stockholm Syndromish of him.”

That’s an interesting thought. Has a troll ever been turned?

By: atheist

atheist — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 05:18:48 +0000

I think Byrd is Kevin. The same kind of smarmy, faux-superior jokey tone, the underpinnings of genuine meanness. Just smacks of Kevin to me.

It’s true that he has the same smarminess, the same lame jokiness. Somehow though the tone is like slightly different to me. Kevin just sounded like a really dumb dick who tried to crowd out our conversation with dumb bullshit. Byrd is a really dumb dick, and also tries to wreck our conversation with bullshit, but Byrd has an angrier edge somehow.

It could still be the same person, though.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 04:26:52 +0000

Carey Robert is the only person whose forehead wrinkles are on the FBI database as his unique identifier, rather than his thumbprint.

By: K. Ron Silkwood

K. Ron Silkwood — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 04:14:37 +0000

It needs to be said: if I looked like Roberts I wouldn’t have my picture on the site.That’s right from “Open Casket” by Norman Rockwell.

By: Candy

Candy — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 03:09:13 +0000

tontocal, I think Gary thinks of this as his home. It brings a tear to me eye.

By: Candy

Candy — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 03:08:27 +0000

I think Byrd is Kevin. The same kind of smarmy, faux-superior jokey tone, the underpinnings of genuine meanness. Just smacks of Kevin to me.

By: tontocal

tontocal — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:52:22 +0000

And poor Gary! Having to come back here, of all places, for succor; how very ‘Stockholm Syndomish of him.

By: mikey

mikey — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:16:58 +0000

Byrd is more mean spirited than any of the others mentioned. Annie was hateful, but in a stupid, almost retardedly unaware fashion. Limpy was only trying to become famous. The rest are/were either true believer 28%ers, or parody trolls.

Byrd wants you to feel dirty for participating in a community discussion. He wants to cause you to rethink the value this site (and others) have in your life. Byrd is a piece of shit who can only feel good by making you feel bad. Byrd is a cancer, annie is influenza, the rest are just germs.

Byrd I’d deal with maximally. The rest can eat pie….

mikey

By: Smiling Mortician

Smiling Mortician — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:07:44 +0000

Randall Byrd seems to be channelling something more along the lines of AnnieAngel — its tone is markedly different from the St. Sloogerjames thing, and it posts at an alarmingly “Lookie me!” rate of speed.

By: J—

J— — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 00:56:27 +0000

S,N! proprietors: can you tell us whether the IP of Saul/Kevin/Booger/St. Whatsis has the same IP as Randall Byrd? Inquiring minds wanna know.

The proprietors can tell you for sure, but I’m pretty certain the answer to this is no.

By: Blue Buddha

Blue Buddha — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:53:33 +0000

Saul said,

March 14, 2008 at 21:24

Shalom gentlemen.

Namaste!

By: Prospero

Prospero — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:12:27 +0000

Off-topic, but... Apparently, you can't escape Pantload even on gaming forums. What a tiresome creature.

By: OTB

OTB — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:22:44 +0000

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NOW it’s making more sense. You’re welcome, Saul. Shalom.