Comments on: Swankin’ In Gomorrah*

By: Sadly, No! » Shorter Warner Todd Huston

Sadly, No! » Shorter Warner Todd Huston — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:39:59 +0000

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By: Dr Zen

Dr Zen — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 05:24:58 +0000

This is fucking gold:

1 Teh Ceiling Cat blezt Noah and hes sunz, and sed to theys: “Haf lawt sexytime n b frootful n fill up teh urthz”

2 Teh aneemals wil be rly scured of u. I mak dem be pwned by u guyz, lol.

I can has salvashunz?

By: Strangething

Strangething — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 00:03:26 +0000

Aw, damn it. Somebody unscrewed Rugged’s pointy head and turned the little switch back to “evil”.

Here I was starting to like him.

By: Dave S

Dave S — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:16:39 +0000

“This is the Planned Parenthood video, Hello Youth Sex Game Play: Disease Ding-Ding Sexy For Self And Others, outsourced to Chinese branch for American teenager hooray.”

Some of the funnier Engrish I’ve read in a while, love it.

By: OneMan

OneMan — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:08:54 +0000

touching…what? Your nose?

By: Nim, ham hock of liberty

Nim, ham hock of liberty — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:35:55 +0000

“Gay guys do not keep sucking my cock, it was just that one time and that does not make you gay.”

That’s true, Rugged. It’s only gay if the balls are touching.

By: Sagra

Sagra — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:33:38 +0000

What’s he upset about? Girls who insist on having sex outside of marriage are suffering the consequences in the form of nasty diseases, just like he and his RW friends wanted. Wasn’t that the whole point of teaching them that condoms don’t work?

By: Caveat

Caveat — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:29:53 +0000

“In the meantime, Planned Parenthood provides videos, literature and speakers in schools to tell youth sex game play with themselves…”

Who are the speakers, just out of interest? Is it a ‘Beatin’ to the Oldies’ kind of thing, or is it more clinical, with lots of exposed data?

By: MrWonderful

MrWonderful — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:26:17 +0000

Late entry, but scansion, man, scansion!

In olden days a whiff of Swankin,
Made folks think you might be crankin’
But now, God knows,
Anything Goes.

Good pastors who used dweebish, dorkal words,
Now from the pulpit snorkle turds from their nose,
Anything Goes.

The world has gone mad today,
And good’s bad today…
And J. Christ today
Has been iced today
Youth expec’s today
A lot of sex today
‘Cause the kids are pimps and ho’s.

So though I’m not Barack Obama
I know I can fuck yo’ mama
While you repose
Anything Goes.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:09:37 +0000

they next thing you know you’re having gay sex in the coin-operated laundromat.
Dizziness. Do not want.

By: t4toby

t4toby — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:08:21 +0000

er, Pinky.

By: t4toby

t4toby — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:07:25 +0000

OG Rugged = Pink

Parody = Rugged v.2

Works for me.

Oh, and Susan- Sorry about the barrage of comments yesterday. I’m not on good terms with Blogger.

By: Susan of Texas

Susan of Texas — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:50:41 +0000

I em badd typer, sory.

By: Susan of Texas

Susan of Texas — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:49:25 +0000

It’s okay, Rugged. I have cable tv and I know that sometimes you’re just standing around minding your own business, and they next thing you know you’re having gay sex in the coin-operated laundromat.

By: Screamin' Demon

Screamin' Demon — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:15:47 +0000

Does this guy know he shares his name with a pornographic magazine? And not even a good one at that? Swank sucks!

Heh, heh…not that I would know, or anything like that…heh, heh.

By: Duros62

Duros62 — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:04:17 +0000

Why do these gay guys keep sucking my cock? Every time I catch a gay guy sucking my cock, I beat the shit out of him after he’s finished.

El Cid, is that you? I know you’ve been trying on wingnut personas for a few weeks now.

By: Dorothy

Dorothy — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:59:44 +0000

kid which rumor had it he was a queer. Me and my four friends put him up against a fence and started pounding him.

Cause the only thing worse than actually BEING a queer is being RUMORED to be a queer.

Damn possibly-maybe–but-we-don’t-know-for-sure queers! They’re destroying America.

By: Rugged in Montana

Rugged in Montana — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:44:49 +0000

The comment above is fake. I am the real Rugged in Montana. Gay guys do not keep sucking my cock, it was just that one time and that does not make you gay.

By: Rugged in Montana

Rugged in Montana — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:37:35 +0000

Why do these gay guys keep sucking my cock? Every time I catch a gay guy sucking my cock, I beat the shit out of him after he’s finished.

By: mikey

mikey — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:25:48 +0000

My guess would be that gay bashing post was the OG Rugged, not the much more entertaining v.2…

mikey