Comments on: Shorter Ann Althouse

By: Coreen Hetu

Coreen Hetu — Tue, 31 May 2011 06:54:53 +0000

Great factors…I might observe that as someone who actually doesn’t remark to blogs a lot (in actual fact, this may be my first put up), I don’t assume the term “lurker” could be very flattering to a non-posting reader. It’s not your fault at all, but maybe the blogosphere could come up with a greater, non-creepy title for the 90% of us that enjoy reading the posts.

By: cymatic

cymatic — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 23:44:08 +0000

Ok, like a week late, but since I haven’t bothered to register for Althouse’s blog I’ll just link to this report about the girl in the 3am ad. As no one with half a brain should be surprised to learn, the scene with the girl is 8 year old stock footage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOxaYKHJu3k

By: Major Woody

Major Woody — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:44:14 +0000

gbear said,
Blow Up: Yardbird distortion beckoning static page

No, it’s code, like when a Navy pilot says “Echo Tango Foxtrot” when they mean E T F. Lets see…

B U Y D B S P

Huh. I still don’t get it.

By: Ruthie

Ruthie — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:31:28 +0000

Come to think of it, she does exhibit early signs of syphilis-related dementia.

Of course her thinking is also typical of what happens when you drink while taking certain depression medications….

By: Al Swearengen

Al Swearengen — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:25:35 +0000

Even back in the day, I couldn’t help but wonder just what exactly a “Hoople” was and why Mott wanted to be one…

Because Mott’s a fucking cocksucker. That’s why.

By: Tone In DC

Tone In DC — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:05:40 +0000

joeyess said,

March 2, 2008 at 10:30

In Ann’s reply to Eric, she says in her last sentence that if we can’t see the “nig” we don’t deserve democracy.

Someone just fucking shoot the bitch. She is obviously suffering from the final stages of rabies.

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Me, sounding way too much like Marv Albert: “YESSS!! And it counts!”

By: Tom

Tom — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:07:34 +0000

I can’t decide if Bill actually fucked her and dumped her, or if she WANTS Bill to fuck her and run.

Come to think of it, she does exhibit early signs of syphilis-related dementia.

By: pedestrian

pedestrian — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:41:16 +0000

sorry, that was a comment that was good enough to be promoted to the main page

By: pedestrian

pedestrian — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:40:21 +0000

…my kids picked up on it instantly. I showed them the commercial after dinner and asked what they saw. My youngest piped up immediately, “That kid had the N-word on his pajamas.” They then had a lot of fun making up variants, thankfully all non-racist. Not trying to congratulate ourselves too much, but my kids have NEVER heard the N-word in this house outside of watching “Roots,” “Glory,” and possibly a few other movies, but they know what it represents. FWIW, they have also NEVER said it themselves to my hearing.

His kids are NOT racist, and they DO exist!

By: Caitlin Sith

Caitlin Sith — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:19:37 +0000

Clem,
That’s Mr. Hyde Tweety, not Gossamer.

By: Jimmmm

Jimmmm — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 02:59:29 +0000

ps: No wonder she’s all het up about the three letters on the kid’s pyjamas: They also spell, “gin.”

By: Jimmmm

Jimmmm — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 02:57:34 +0000

OMG, I looked at the name of her blog and there it is, plain as day: altho U-S-E.

“USE.” Does she want us to USE drugs? Does she plan to USE us as her telepathically-controlled brood? What possible other nefarious USE can there be?

Someone alert the Internet student council.

By: Sniper

Sniper — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 01:31:26 +0000

It’s pretty clear that Ann is just trying to protect her phony-baloney job.

Harumph!

By: Smiling Mortician

Smiling Mortician — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 00:37:17 +0000

and there will be angry rioting in the streets of Gimli, Manitoba.

*sigh*

OK. But I just put my winter gear away . . . hang on a sec.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 00:23:31 +0000

In my highly-qualified opinion (which is unimpaired by any attempt to look at the actual image), the third letter was not G, or C, but Ð. The subliminal message was meant to be NÍÐINGR.
As a result of this deliberate affront, the peaceful Icelandic hordes will rise up en masse and there will be angry rioting in the streets of Gimli, Manitoba.

By: filip zero

filip zero — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 00:07:11 +0000

She’s out of New York, now, right? Back to lair in some flyover place, right? It’s safe to go out now, right?

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 22:12:14 +0000

First of all, those onion ring stacks look like scratching posts. Or maybe like that ring-stack toy my kids used to have, only it was plastic and the rings were of ascending size and assorted colors. Plus the base was curved so it rocked back and forth as the poor child attempted to place the rings on it in the correct order. Other than that, it’s just the same.

Anyway, I think the photographer of the jammy image must have purposely repositioned the lettered fabric in order to avoid wrinkling up the “GOOD” part of “GOOD NIGHT,” which would have of course created the abomination of blaspheming the name of the Lord Jehovah Yaweh and thus caused plague and suffering upon all His creation for generations to come. Compared with possibly creating a subliminal racist message, I’d say the photographer made the right call.

By: Clem

Clem — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 22:02:19 +0000

Caitlin don’t you dare ruin Gossamer for me.

By: Caitlin Sith

Caitlin Sith — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 21:27:50 +0000

Look at Ann's new pic on her site and tell me you don't think of this .

By: Batocchio

Batocchio — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 21:25:41 +0000

Damn. The woman is insane and dumb.

I notice the way to have her quote a comment is to call her a “genius.” Just like the game with Jonah, I wonder how wacky a compliment one could make and have her reproduce it…