Would you want to live in the same city as your mother-in-law if she were Barbara Bush?

But I’m glad we don’t have to put up with another bunch of Bushes. Although for some strange reason Babs and Poppy don’t appear in public very often.

Ooo, I did that one.

Phones are so much worse these days.

I heard Frat Boy’s main enabler wife, Laura, say in an interview yesterday on the Today Show, or one of those others, (hey, I was in a patient’s room and they were watching it. I only change channels on the comatose, and this one was alive awake) that they were moving to Dallas to supervise the construction of his main monument to himself at SMU.

I guess she’s not supposed to say “Paraguay” when she’s asked where they’re going next January.

BTW, if I’m McCain my ad is “I’m 72– I’ll be up and at my third piss by 3 A.M., you feel me?”

The word’s now linked to the worst Pretzledent in Amer. history and any liberal should be emphasizing Bush-conservative ad nauseum. But Hillary attacks Obama’s “inexperience” saying we “trusted Bush to be a compassionate conservative and he was neither!” I read this in my San Francisco Chronicle Sun. and my jaw dropped. I saw Shillary say it yesterday on Leher news hr. interview.

Does the DLC think they can save the idea of conservatism by branding Bush a “fake” conservative or even a “liberal”? (I knew Kerry was prob. doomed after the debate in ’04 when Chimpy called him “too liberal” and JK made no defense of the ideal liberal.

Hillary had not called Bush “reactionary” & we know she’s voted w/ him time & time again (Bankruptcy, for the war, Patriot Act, NCLB etc.) WTF does the DLC think it’s pulling here?

It’s 1999 and Hillary is preparing her first Senate campaign. She’s working day and night on a platform when she starts to feel poorly. She visits the doctor and gets amazing news — she’s pregnant.

As she walks out of the doctor’s office, she realizes how difficult this situation is. She feels to old to be a mother again! It’s going to disrupt her Senate run! The more she thinks about it, the madder she gets. Finally, she whips out her cell phone and dials the inside line to the White House residence.

Bill answers.

Hillary lays into him. “Bill, you son of a bitch! Now you’ve done it! You’ve gotten me pregnant!”

There’s a long pause.

And Bill says “….who is this?”

But Patricia Routledge wasn’t born an American Citizen, was she?

If Hyacinth Bucket were Pres., the Whitehouse would be guaranteed a 3:00 AM phone call. And it would be collect. And it would be from Sheridan. And he would be asking for money.

I don’t get the point here. What’s she implying, that Obama’s going to let it go to Voice Mail?

No doubt he’ll be out Killing Whitey — but I don’t see why he couldn’t forward the red phone to his cell.

Scene: the White House, 3:00 AM

[phone rings]

President Clinton: (groggily) Hello? (now annoyed) Bill, it’s for you.

or

Scene: the Black House (Obama changed the name), 3:00 AM

[phone rings]

President Obama: (groggily) Hello? (now annoyed) No, Bill’s not here.

SFX: PHONE RINGING

PRESIDENT CLINTON, tested and ready from Day One, realizes the entire responsibility of keeping America’s kids safe in their beds rests on her shoulders. Steeling her resolve, she picks up the phone.

CLINTON: “Something’s happening, you say? In the world? At 3 AM? Okay, better nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”

(chorus)
and she says baby
it’s 3am I must be lonely
when she says baby
well I can’t help but be scared of it all sometimes
she says the rain’s gonna wash away I believe it

Caller: I’m the Viper. I vant to vash and vipe your vindows.