Comments on: Kiss-Ass Off the Starboard Bow http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html Poise! Poise! Sun, 14 Mar 2010 08:25:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: stogoe http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html/comment-page-3#comment-536189 stogoe Wed, 27 Feb 2008 23:38:45 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html#comment-536189 <blockquote>I don’t know, NTLouis. Anything north of Des Moines is way too close.</blockquote> We don't fucking want him, either, you gorram loon-fuckers.

I don’t know, NTLouis. Anything north of Des Moines is way too close.

We don’t fucking want him, either, you gorram loon-fuckers.

]]> By: JasonC http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html/comment-page-3#comment-535167 JasonC Wed, 27 Feb 2008 04:22:11 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html#comment-535167 hopefully, ed will move out there to be with his girlfriend... so i don't have to smell his skank-ass around my city anymore. hopefully, ed will move out there to be with his girlfriend… so i don’t have to smell his skank-ass around my city anymore.

]]> By: Major Mel Funkshun http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html/comment-page-3#comment-535061 Major Mel Funkshun Wed, 27 Feb 2008 01:46:38 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html#comment-535061 I think he's now known as Cabin Boy Ed. I think he’s now known as Cabin Boy Ed.

]]> By: Ben http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html/comment-page-2#comment-534931 Ben Wed, 27 Feb 2008 00:00:10 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html#comment-534931 <i>Called “Captain Ed” by his readers, Ed is a father and grandfather living in the Twin Cities area of Minnesota, a native Californian who moved to the North Star State because of the weather.</i> How much do ya wanna bet that he moved up there for the excellent conservative networking opportunities found in the Minneapolis airport lavatories. It seems to have been a good career move. Called “Captain Ed” by his readers, Ed is a father and grandfather living in the Twin Cities area of Minnesota, a native Californian who moved to the North Star State because of the weather.

How much do ya wanna bet that he moved up there for the excellent conservative networking opportunities found in the Minneapolis airport lavatories.

It seems to have been a good career move.

]]> By: Smut Clyde http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html/comment-page-2#comment-534452 Smut Clyde Tue, 26 Feb 2008 19:59:14 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html#comment-534452 <i>why would anyone move there from Califonia for the WEATHER?</i> No, that's fair enough. It's in the tradition of moving to Casablanca for the waters. why would anyone move there from Califonia for the WEATHER?
No, that’s fair enough. It’s in the tradition of moving to Casablanca for the waters.

]]> By: Aces http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html/comment-page-2#comment-534124 Aces Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:17:57 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html#comment-534124 This guy is a comedian,no? "Today brings exciting news and an end to a time in my life that has proven far more successful than I ever dreamed" If this is the END of the more successful period of his life why his he excited? Plus, with all respect to Twin Cities residents, why would anyone move there from Califonia for the WEATHER? Am I missing something here? This guy is a comedian,no?

“Today brings exciting news and an end to a time in my life that has proven far more successful than I ever dreamed”

If this is the END of the more successful period of his life why his he excited? Plus, with all respect to Twin Cities residents, why would anyone move there from Califonia for the WEATHER?

Am I missing something here?

]]> By: Dan Someone http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html/comment-page-2#comment-534084 Dan Someone Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:35:33 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html#comment-534084 <i>If you’re not in pacific timezone, do your own damn algorithm…</i> My algorithm here in the Central Ice Age Zone is as follows: 1. Take the time-stamp from a S,N! post or comment. 2. Don't give a fuck about when it was posted. 3. Repeat as necessary. If you’re not in pacific timezone, do your own damn algorithm…

My algorithm here in the Central Ice Age Zone is as follows:

1. Take the time-stamp from a S,N! post or comment.
2. Don’t give a fuck about when it was posted.
3. Repeat as necessary.

]]> By: lobby http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html/comment-page-2#comment-534069 lobby Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:17:11 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html#comment-534069 You guys... Fozzetti, I'll never get that picture out my mind, and RIghtwingsnarkle, you owe me for a new keyboard, I just sprayed beer all over it..................... You guys… Fozzetti, I’ll never get that picture out my mind, and RIghtwingsnarkle, you owe me for a new keyboard, I just sprayed beer all over it…………………

]]> By: SomeNYGuy http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html/comment-page-2#comment-534044 SomeNYGuy Tue, 26 Feb 2008 15:45:52 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html#comment-534044 <blockquote>It’s like gruaduating from cleaning up roakill to cleaning toilets.</blockquote> "Is there much opportunity for advancement?" "Oh yeah, guv'nor ... after five years, they let me have a <i>brush!</i>"

It’s like gruaduating from cleaning up roakill to cleaning toilets.

“Is there much opportunity for advancement?”
“Oh yeah, guv’nor … after five years, they let me have a brush!“

]]> By: Susan of Texas http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html/comment-page-2#comment-534043 Susan of Texas Tue, 26 Feb 2008 15:42:03 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html#comment-534043 He's Second Mate now. I guess that would mean Malkin is now <a href="http://reviewbooks.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/10374483.jpg" rel="nofollow">Pirate Queen</a>. And someone, I beg of you to photoshop that book cover. He’s Second Mate now. I guess that would mean Malkin is now Pirate Queen. And someone, I beg of you to photoshop that book cover.

]]> By: ortho_bob http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html/comment-page-2#comment-534038 ortho_bob Tue, 26 Feb 2008 15:34:40 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html#comment-534038 Will he still carry the honorific "Captain" at Hot Air or will he be promoted to Admiral Ed or Commander-of-the-Fleet Ed? Or will he be Old Tugboat Ed, Comical Copy Boy and All Purpose Skivvy? Will he still carry the honorific “Captain” at Hot Air or will he be promoted to Admiral Ed or Commander-of-the-Fleet Ed?

Or will he be Old Tugboat Ed, Comical Copy Boy and All Purpose Skivvy?

]]> By: Seitz http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html/comment-page-2#comment-534024 Seitz Tue, 26 Feb 2008 15:23:01 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html#comment-534024 <i>Called Captain Ed by his readers</i> Umm, doesn't he call himself Captain Ed? I mean, the blog is called Captain's Quarters. Nicknames don't count if you give them to yourself. Called Captain Ed by his readers

Umm, doesn’t he call himself Captain Ed? I mean, the blog is called Captain’s Quarters. Nicknames don’t count if you give them to yourself.

]]> By: Arky "I just get these headaches" The Blasphemer http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html/comment-page-2#comment-533965 Arky "I just get these headaches" The Blasphemer Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:54:41 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html#comment-533965 <blockquote>Captain Ed performs for his new audience. Next up, breast beating while Michelle Malkin sqawks like a chicken.</blockquote> Ed <i>wishes</i> he had that much hair. As for breast beating, I'm sure he's got a fine pair of mudders.

Captain Ed performs for his new audience.

Next up, breast beating while Michelle Malkin sqawks like a chicken.

Ed wishes he had that much hair. As for breast beating, I’m sure he’s got a fine pair of mudders.

]]> By: Zuzu http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html/comment-page-2#comment-533947 Zuzu Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:37:21 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html#comment-533947 Plus the punch line is stolen from a commercial. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh ... it's coming clearer. Thanks. So does Captain Morgan "sproing" people off the couch too? Plus the punch line is stolen from a commercial.
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Oh … it’s coming clearer. Thanks.

So does Captain Morgan “sproing” people off the couch too?

]]> By: spencer http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html/comment-page-2#comment-533918 spencer Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:04:11 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html#comment-533918 Can someone point out an example of DBD that is neither a) an inscrutable non-sequitur, or b) an unfunny, gratuitous insult? Because I've never seen one like that. Can someone point out an example of DBD that is neither a) an inscrutable non-sequitur, or b) an unfunny, gratuitous insult?

Because I’ve never seen one like that.

]]> By: Susan of Texas http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html/comment-page-2#comment-533902 Susan of Texas Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:56:49 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html#comment-533902 Her can't draw worth beans, can he? Her leg over the sofa looks like an alien appendage. Plus the punch line is stolen from a commercial. Imagine moving up in the world to Ingraham. It's like gruaduating from cleaning up roakill to cleaning toilets. Her can’t draw worth beans, can he? Her leg over the sofa looks like an alien appendage. Plus the punch line is stolen from a commercial. Imagine moving up in the world to Ingraham. It’s like gruaduating from cleaning up roakill to cleaning toilets.

]]> By: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html/comment-page-2#comment-533893 ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:36:31 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html#comment-533893 Cap'n <b>=</b> couch. There. Cap’n = couch.

There.

]]> By: Zuzu http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html/comment-page-2#comment-533877 Zuzu Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:00:09 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html#comment-533877 # ortho_bob said, February 26, 2008 at 8:34 Can someone puh-lease explain the DBD reaction to the announcement? http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/2008/02/26/#a004518 Has he forgotten to paste the black dude into second panel? Or is Special Ed “fristing his own post” behind the sofa? ------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah, inquiring minds want to know. #

ortho_bob said,

February 26, 2008 at 8:34

Can someone puh-lease explain the DBD reaction to the announcement?

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/2008/02/26/#a004518

Has he forgotten to paste the black dude into second panel? Or is Special Ed “fristing his own post” behind the sofa?

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Yeah, inquiring minds want to know.

]]> By: Zuzu http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html/comment-page-2#comment-533875 Zuzu Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:56:02 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html#comment-533875 Speaking of <i>Day by Day </i> : <a href="http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/022608.jpg" rel="nofollow">What th' ... ??!!</a> Someone please explain this to me. Is she getting goosed by an invisible Cap'n or something? And liking it? Ewww. And is the final panel really just some sort of entry for the <i>Sadly,No!</i> existential DbD punchline contest? I don't get it. :-( (Sort of cross-posted from B-Juice. ) Speaking of Day by Day :

What th’ … ??!!

Someone please explain this to me. Is she getting goosed by an invisible Cap’n or something? And liking it? Ewww.

And is the final panel really just some sort of entry for the Sadly,No! existential DbD punchline contest?

I don’t get it. :-(

(Sort of cross-posted from B-Juice. )

]]> By: Douglas Watts http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html/comment-page-2#comment-533655 Douglas Watts Tue, 26 Feb 2008 08:33:59 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8848.html#comment-533655 <a href="http://www.mydd.com/story/2008/2/26/14224/2051#15" rel="nofollow">My brain hurts.</a> My brain hurts.

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