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Another reason to elect Hussein Obama X as Supreme Leader of Crackerland
So he IS a stealth Muslim candidate after all! Kickin’.
Hussein X’s first act in office should be to free Mumia and appoint him as the first official Secretary of the Kill Whitey Department.
Me said,
February 26, 2008 at 3:16
How about instead of framing the Muslim thing as an accusation or a smear, Obama responds by quoting that little thing in the Constitution about no religious tests for public office?
Gary Ruppert said,
February 26, 2008 at 3:17
Here in the Heartland, we
gbear said,
February 26, 2008 at 3:20
But he looks more like a Red Cross nurse than a terrorist…
http://www.redcross.org/museum/exhibits/posters.asp
Brad said,
February 26, 2008 at 3:21
How about instead of framing the Muslim thing as an accusation or a smear, Obama responds by quoting that little thing in the Constitution about no religious tests for public office?
No way, man. If I were him, I’d go out of my way to freak out the normals.
[Of course, this is why he's a brilliant politician who could be the country's first black president, and I'm just an ignorant white dude.]
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
February 26, 2008 at 3:24
D00d’s wearin’ at hat, AGAIN!
HumboldtBlue said,
February 26, 2008 at 3:28
Goddammit, Obama promised ME, ME dammit! that I could head up the Kill whitey department. He’s such a loser, and black, and Muslim.
Fuck fuck fuckity-fuck. I wanna kill whitey, really I do, ‘cept for myself, and umm, my family, and stuff.
mikey said,
February 26, 2008 at 3:30
As it happens, I know a very eloquent related commentary.
It comes by way of the estimable and quite formidable poet Zacarías Manuel de la Rocha.
Thank you for your attention to this matter…
mikey
Scott said,
February 26, 2008 at 3:31
You don’t have to be in charge of the department to kill whitey. Everyone can contribute to the noble cause. Of course, Mumia’s gonna get the nice stationery…
HumboldtBlue said,
February 26, 2008 at 3:35
Well, I guess Mumia is more qualified for the position, seeing as though he actually has killed a whitey. Experience has gotta count for something.
pedestrian said,
February 26, 2008 at 3:35
Don’t worry HumboldtBlue, there is plenty of whitey for all for of us to kill. I just have to ask you one question: Say, hypothetically, that the revolution did ask you to kill yourself or your family. No pressure, I just need to know for this scarf I’m knitting.
HumboldtBlue said,
February 26, 2008 at 3:38
Say, hypothetically, that the revolution did ask you to kill yourself or your family.
Hmmm, a conundrum, wrapped in bacon, wrapped in lettuce … but the answer is easy: HELL YEAH … VIVA LA REVOLUCION!
Or whatever our slogan is … like MAYONNAISE RuLZ!!! sumptin like dat.
Not that Louis said,
February 26, 2008 at 3:43
Listened to Bill Press this morning for what I promise was the last time. Bill’s problem this morning was Ralph Nader. Bill was triangulatin’ away with the party line, a vote for Nader is a vote for McCain. Probably true as far as it goes. But then I saw the news story noted here, which most people agree the Clintons planted. So I wonder. If Obama got the nomination, would they be just as happy to see him lose in order to improve their chances in 2012? If so, is a vote for Obama also a vote for McCain? Should we ask Ned Lamont?
Galactic Dustbin said,
February 26, 2008 at 3:44
OK FUCK Clinton! It took a long time for me to get to this place, BUT GOD DAMNIT. DONT FEED THE TROLLS, HILLARY. Her staff is Karl Rove without the charm.
If she wins on the outside chance, I will vote her, but I will not give her any money, phone bank, have a yard sign or a god damn bumpersticker.
mikey said,
February 26, 2008 at 3:46
Hmm. Seems to me you set a couple Claymores and thirty meters of detcord.
Then you duck in your hole and bang on the clacker.
Whether you get whitey, righty or everybody this side of the almighty, it’s all pretty much the same.
Sign me up…
mikey
Galactic Dustbin said,
February 26, 2008 at 3:51
ok, ok I’ve calmed down n- GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, I just know I am going to get that picture sent to my by my Repub friend of mine a dozen times in the next month.
mikey said,
February 26, 2008 at 3:52
For whatever it’s worth, 100,000 light year Dustbin, you and I find ourselves in the very same place.
Sure. I will. No question, no hesitation.
But dammit. I don’t want to. And I’m very glad it looks like I won’t have to….
mikey
Gary Ruppert said,
February 26, 2008 at 3:53
The fact is, Heartland.
Blue Buddha said,
February 26, 2008 at 4:00
Hey, as long I get to be head of the Bureau of Malt liquor, Crack pipes and 9mm’s.
Smiling Mortician said,
February 26, 2008 at 4:07
So I wonder. If Obama got the nomination, would they be just as happy to see him lose in order to improve their chances in 2012? If so, is a vote for Obama also a vote for McCain?
This was the gleeful argument being made yesterday in the comments to . . . oh hell I don’t know . . . one of the horrible places I actually clicked through to from here. Hillary Torpedoes the Dems: A New Hope for 2012 — it’s all the rage in Nuttleyville. They were in a lather, I’m tellin’ ya.
gbear said,
February 26, 2008 at 4:10
Hmmm, apparently the GOP is trying to focus-group the limits of bigotry:
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0208/8659.html
Not that Louis said,
February 26, 2008 at 4:13
Yeah, I know, Smiling Mort, it’s tinfoil hat territory. But the Clinton wing of the party are thoroughly nasty people and as much worse as the Republicans might be, these guys are not going to lead America in the direction it should be going. Right, and Obama will? I didn’t say that either.
gbear said,
February 26, 2008 at 4:13
Don’t wade into the comments to that politico story without a barf bag.
Righteous Bubba said,
February 26, 2008 at 4:14
I believe Brad owes the world a battle rap.
J— said,
February 26, 2008 at 4:21
So he IS a stealth Muslim candidate after all! Kickin’.
Fish sandwiches for everyone if he becomes President!
patrick said,
February 26, 2008 at 4:27
Anyone care to play Find Hussein Obama X ?
Smut Clyde said,
February 26, 2008 at 4:40
More questions need to be asked about Gavin M.’s dodgy background. His half-hearted attempts to disown his ancestral links to that weird Finnish pantheon have failed to satisfy many neutral observers. Gavin could be the stealth Loviatar-Mistress-of-Pain-worshipping candidate.
Arky - Future Secretary of Kill Straighty said,
February 26, 2008 at 4:42
By this “logic,” Bush is an illegal Messicun alien.
gbear said,
February 26, 2008 at 4:44
He looks more like a Walmart Pope, Arky.
Legalize said,
February 26, 2008 at 4:53
Obama appears to have been making a lot of promises with respect to the head of the Kill Whitey Department.
mikey said,
February 26, 2008 at 4:56
Oooh. I LOVE fish sandwiches.
Or maybe I’m just hungry…
mikey
Smiling Mortician said,
February 26, 2008 at 4:56
Or a tube of, like, Pillsbury crescent rolls. See? There’s like a seam right at the middle where you could whack him on the counter edge and all the dough comes shploofing out.
Yeah, OK, I’ll just go get myself a drink now.
Garston Rüpert said,
February 26, 2008 at 4:57
Tatsächlich, in wirklichkeit, ist die herzland.
Arky - Future Secretary of Kill Straighty said,
February 26, 2008 at 4:58
gbear, you misspelled “poop.”
Smiling Mortician said,
February 26, 2008 at 4:58
‘K. I really thought my comment would follow gbear’s where it might conceivably have made some sort of marginal sense.
Arky - Future Secretary of Kill Straighty said,
February 26, 2008 at 5:09
Where’s that drink?
SamFromUtah said,
February 26, 2008 at 5:13
Wow, that Gee Dumbya pic Arky linked really needs a Wingnuts In Party Hats caption.
mikey said,
February 26, 2008 at 5:23
Mortician, I LOVE the hiwire act of posting after a post without referencing the actual post. When it works it’s art.
When not? Oatmeal.
You can improve your odds by working it in the low traffic hours. Those tend to be the ones where I rant drunkenly, if you’re trying to decide..
mikey
Righteous Bubba said,
February 26, 2008 at 5:25
Arky - Future Secretary of Kill Straighty said,
Now look, I like him too, I like hippie Johnny. But don’t kill me.
gbear said,
February 26, 2008 at 5:26
Mortician, I got it. And I know the feeling.
Smiling Mortician said,
February 26, 2008 at 5:37
I LOVE the hiwire act of posting after a post without referencing the actual post. When it works it’s art.
Oh, yeah. The adrenaline rush of reading . . . typing . . . remembering to Ctrl+C and refresh . . . forgetting to Ctrl+C and refresh because dammit, there’s a perfectly good glass of Highland Park 18 just sitting there . . .
When not? Oatmeal.
Yeah, well, Oatmeal and scotch, my friend. And that makes all the difference.
g said,
February 26, 2008 at 5:44
Isn’t that Bush photo one of the several of his attending the AIPAC (?) conference where they all dress up in the host country’s native garb?
There must be a gallery of those photos……..goes off to whitehouse.gov……
gbear said,
February 26, 2008 at 5:45
Damn, my frozen pizza curled up like a potato chip again.
I will be so happy when winter finally ends.
Hysterical Woman said,
February 26, 2008 at 5:47
I heard earlier that there was a picture out there of Obama in African tribal clothes that got leaked, and I wondered “What is wrong with that?”. Assuming this is the picture mentioned, it still doesn’t seem that big of a deal. I dressed up as a nun for Halloween but that doesn’t make me a secret Catholic.
christian h. said,
February 26, 2008 at 5:53
I can’t believe nobody is pointing out that RED SHIRT Obama Hussein X is wearing in that picture!!!! First he refuses to wear a flag pin, then he puts up Che posters in his campaign offices - now a Red shirt?
J— said,
February 26, 2008 at 5:58
I like this image of Bush in Cancún. It comes with a hat included!
mikey said,
February 26, 2008 at 6:02
gbear, I got “burner confused”. It’s easy to do when trying to do too many things, including drinking heavily, while cooking. So I carefully hand breaded the pork loin chop and put it in a way too hot pan and didn’t notice. So it got way too dark way too fast without the planned partial cooking. Fuck
So I transfered it into a 300 oven and made a mushroom/cream/wine/sour cream/tamari sauce and brought it up to temp (no, no boil, just hot, don’t wanna end up with an oil slick) and steamed some green beens and heated up some leftover garlic n butter shells and plated the damaged, but secretly still delicious pork and the perfect green beans and pasta and applied the sauce judiciously to the pork and the beans.
By the time I sat down, the hot sauce had disolved the dark crust and created this incredible, delicious goo that only contributed to the perfect pink goodness of the pork.
Your tale of curled frozen pizza makes me sad. It makes me think I oughta take a road trip to the TCs and give you a couple of perfect dood recipes. But then I think about the whole minus 15 thing and I think. Maybe later…
mikey
Arky - Future Secretary of Kill Straighty said,
February 26, 2008 at 6:18
Don’t worry RB, those who take the Pledge of Eternal Loyalty to Bin Hussein in the Membrane X Obama and slip me $10 will be spared.
You’ll also have to spit on a picture of Mitt Romney, forswear Cheetos and the teevee show 24. Sorry, but it’s the only way I can think of to filter out the fRighties.
gbear said,
February 26, 2008 at 6:30
Mikey, I could use some perfect dood recipes, especially any of the one-pan ones.
We’re actually into plus 15 lately. A pair of bald eagles has taken up temporary residence right across the Mississippi river from downtown St. Paul and also within view of my house. Both sunday and today one of them flew right over the top of my truck (as in 20′-30′ away) in pursuit of prey. I can still find reasons to like living up here.
pedestrian said,
February 26, 2008 at 7:35
gbear, i started into the thread from the bottom and had some trouble transitioning between your first and second sentences. I thought that you were using 15 pans to prepare a family of bald eagles for dinner. Imagine my disappointment.
g said,
February 26, 2008 at 7:36
Here’s a lovely picture of the Preznit wearing a Korean costume.
Vietnamese traditional garb
Australian bush coats? Who’d a thunk it?
Krassen said,
February 26, 2008 at 9:55
Heil Falafel!
Kim said,
February 26, 2008 at 10:21
Drudge knows how to divide and conquer. Release the photo so the wingnuts jet their jollies from having it spread around and blame the photo on the Clinton campaign so the “progressives” get all worked up against Clinton. Why is everyone falling for this crap?
merlallen said,
February 26, 2008 at 12:33
Boy, I love the whole Muslim thing. Want to piss off a wingnut and get removed from their forward list? Try this one, it works wonders.
Are you saying he will destroy the country even worse than the “Christian” chickengeorge bush?
I”m not falling for it, kim.
gbear said,
February 26, 2008 at 15:58
Sorry to confuse you, pedestrian. Can I make it up by telling the old joke about how Bald Eagle tastes just like Spotted Owl?
Garry Ruppert's undescended testicle said,
February 26, 2008 at 17:30
The hack is, fartland
sagra said,
February 26, 2008 at 17:36
This version of the photo is much less embarassing. It has his khaki pants legs cropped out. Eww… khaki!
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February 26, 2008 at 20:58
Fuck you you racist asshole for posting this
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February 26, 2008 at 23:09
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wtfx said,
August 9, 2008 at 6:09
so….. now obama is a muslim, commie, whitey hating, che loving, american rebuking candidate. did i get all that?
in response to Christian H.
that’s actually brilliant. better than a Mc(cane)