Comments on: A Very Special Episode Of Confederate Yankee

By: owlbear1

owlbear1 — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 06:32:48 +0000

Gotta give the boy points for consistency…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7wc55oXWf8

By: Mo's Bike Shop

Mo's Bike Shop — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 04:17:13 +0000

t4to–just use a slash (/).

If you’ve already escaped the angry alligators, the slash will be handled as text.

By: Mehitabel the Abyssinian

Mehitabel the Abyssinian — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 23:46:19 +0000

When the house-apes bare their fangs at me, I assume that they’re going to feed me.

By: t4toby

t4toby — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 23:00:24 +0000

I’m still at a loss about what HTML tags WordPress likes, and which it makes clean out the drains. Evidently, the slash is a drain cleaner.

By: pedestrian

pedestrian — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 23:00:09 +0000

It is a nice, tidy explanation for many attributes of both sides.

I like it. My pet joke (which I probably stole from someone) is that the best way to tell if a person is a liberal or a conservative is to ask which is more offensive on television: sex, or violence?

My jokes aren’t very funny.

By: t4toby

t4toby — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:59:12 +0000

Sorry, forgot the HTML tags:

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By: t4toby

t4toby — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:57:39 +0000

I’m sorry, I forgot my tags:

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By: t4toby

t4toby — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:52:44 +0000

My theory is that Liberals descended from the Bonobos in parallel to the Conservatives descending from the Chimpanzees. It is a nice, tidy explanation for many attributes of both sides.

Which would only serve to further your point, mikey.

By: mikey

mikey — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:42:35 +0000

Hmm. When someone smiles at me, I just assume they want to have sex and I start taking off my pants.

People just don’t come around chez mikey like they used to, though…

mikey

By: Caveat

Caveat — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:11:37 +0000

What a moron.

By the way, has CY ever heard of libel? Calling somebody a liar straight out like that could get you into very hot water – couldn’t it?

By: jim

jim — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:45:05 +0000

I posted a comment, pointing out how his immediate accusations of Obama lying without proof, and his refusing to withdraw those accusations once they were disproven, as a clear sign of his own anti-Obama bias.

But I came back later, and my comment was removed!

How’d that happen? Surely such an independent-thinking no-nonsense Conservative who believes firmly in the doctrine of individually responsibility, wouldn’t have anything to fear from a little criticism, right?

By: t4toby

t4toby — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:29:57 +0000

To the Chimpanzee, the smile is a form of submission.

To the Bonobo, however…

(Cue cheesy seventies guitar:skank wokka wokka)

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:21:59 +0000

When someone smiles at me, all I see is an enraged predator baring its canines in preparation for a lunge at my throat. I should try to get more sleep.

By: SamFromUtah

SamFromUtah — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:02:34 +0000

And Gary Ruppert.

I dunno… does Gare-bear have teeth?

Or smile?

By: Duros62

Duros62 — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:55:57 +0000

“I never smile because exposing the teeth is a sign of submission in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a frightened monkey begging for its life.” -Dwight Schrute

That describes William “The Joker” Kristol, anyway.

And Gary Ruppert.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:52:46 +0000

Not only do they source out-of-date ammunition to stage their photographs of a weapons cache, but somehow, at the level of the pixels, they encode subliminal clues that make the photograph look like a crude photoshop to the eyes of CY and LGF. Surely it is a plan to discredit him.

I’m still marvelling at the perfidy of those Persians. But they’re basically Asiatic, so inscrutability and a certain kind of low animal cunning go with the territory.

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Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:52:42 +0000

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By: Crissa

Crissa — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:23:12 +0000

Maybe he meant the bullets didn’t look similar?

Anyhow, we know that the US is supplying stuff to people in Iran. It’s in our general budget. Although, we usually use black market stuff… Not even black market copies of US stuff, but Russian stuff.

…So whoever got that stuff, did it on their own. Sorry, Iran.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:04:00 +0000

How does that joke go?

Him: “The food here is ~~disgusting~~ crudely photoshopped.”
Her: “Yes, and ~~such small servings too~~ it could have come through civilian channels too!”

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 19:57:10 +0000

I used to have a Terry Gilliam book in the same style as the Monty Python books and he explained things like animating walking: it’s much easier when your character is on wheels or has foot-obscuring fur.

That would be “Animations of Mortality”. Introduced (if memory serves me correctly) by Brian the Badger, who was (regrettably) neither naked nor adorable.