Lo! Allah hath bought from the believers their lives and their wealth because the Garden will be theirs: they shall fight in the way of Allah and shall slay and be slain. It is a promise which is binding on Him in the Torah and the Gospel and the Qur’an. Who fulfilleth His covenant better than Allah ? Rejoice then in your bargain that ye have made, for that is the supreme triumph.

A little different, eh? In fact, if you parse it a little, it seems to imply that, well Jews and Christians are OK, as long as they don’t fuck with the Muslims.

As for David Horowitz, I’m afraid it’s time for an intervention. He needs the full-scale Twelve Steps program, wherein he admits he is a vicious little pussbag hooked on the cheap high of intolerance, that alone he is incapable of restraining himself from calling for violence against others, and that he needs to find a Higher Power to help him make the fullest possible amends to those (on all points of the political spectrum) that he has sought so long and loudly to harm.

I’d suggest he start the reconciliation process by accepting an Obama campaign button from Ted Kennedy, but Teddy’s already suffered enough for his mistakes.

En Garde!!! Defend Yo Self!!! I wonder if bop guns are covered under the second amendment, they should be!!!

Peace

The other funny thing about the resurrection is, the way he does it. He doesn’t descend from heaven in a cloud of fire, he just kind of casually shows up among his friends in a room where they all happen to be. He hangs out for a few days, doesn’t really leave the house, and then goes with them to an isolated spot and goes back to heaven.

I mean, come on. That’s it? He was brought back from beyond the grave just to die again a few days later without having contact with anyone but his closest disciples? He didn’t even have anything important to say, just, ” Hey guys, I’m not dead. Now I’m going to leave for a little while again, but don’t worry, I’ll be back any day now, before any of you die, more then. ” Then they all died and 2000 years passed and still no Jesus. Seriously, it is right there in the New Testament – Jesus can’t say exactlly when he will return again, but when he does it’s going to be so big that this time everyone will see, and it will definately be within their lifetimes. So he cheats death just to fucking lie to his friends. What a pal. You know what it did, it made them all look like fools.

Where’s that, Smut?

Habbakuk 2:1.

“I will stand upon my watch…” What does that mean, Smut?

Well it doesn’t explicitly say that he had previously over-insured it, but you can read between the lines.

Nah, my problem with that silly old crappy story is the shit that we KNOW just didn’t happen. I mean, not just the talking snake, the verbal stylings of a small brushfire or the loaves, fishes and wine crap that were certainly nothing more than a buncha hungry, sober doods wishing for something to do. But I mean Jesus, the whole COMING BACK TO LIFE deal! What the hell’s up with that? When Buffy does it, not just once, slacker son of god, but TWICE and people are up in my grille going “mikey, that’s a TV show, it’s not real”, but some dood get’s ahold of some moldy bread like fourteen hundred years ago and writes down the SAME fucking story and all of a sudden it’s all “worship and pray”? I fuckin think NOT!

Shit.

Count me out…

mikey

Just FYI.

Another typical Islamofascistical lie about Christians.

It’s Exodus 21:17 that prescribes death for children who curse their parents, not Exodus 21:15.

Typical…

typical.

No weird violence there. Not that that stops Christians from inflicting violence in His name either.

Seriously, I don’t know where Christians get this idea that the Bible consists of the hardcore, intolerant, smitey Old Testament and the happy-clappy, redemptive New Testament. Any honest reading of the Gospels shows that in most cases, Jesus intensified existing Jewish law. Leviticus demands an eye for an eye, but the Gospels threaten hellfire for adultery of the heart.

I’m sure everyone will want to sign my crazy forms because otherwise I’ll have caught them out and shown them to be genocidalists.

Also, I hope my list will catch all the hidden and uncaptured murderers out there because they will not be able to resist admitting their guilt on my long crazy list.

During the Crusades, it was not uncommon for rabbis to tell their followers to choose Islam if forced to choose between the Xians and the Moslem Infidels. Maimonides was one such forced convert.