She could have said “I’ve never been prouder…”

And these are the folks who give us “hope” and can’t even turn an unscripted phrase?

Scary.

That’s what she has been asking herself. I know it is mean to make fun of someone who is handicapped with short term memory loss but doggone it, it feels good.

Actually, I was being snarky. I meant it more like this.

And for gods sakes, people, leave me some comments! Validate my web existence.

That reminds me of the artist who turned up at a pet cemetery, wanting to arrange a funeral for his dead chicken “Blinky”. Blinky had died of natural causes. Not only was Blinky frozen stiff, but it was missing its head and its feathers and its internal organs, because the artist had bought it at a supermarket not long earlier.

The viewing room was great. I had ordered a powder blue coffin with a pink lining, and they had put a paper towel in the bottom, because Blinky was starting to thaw and beads of moisture were forming on the chicken which would have ruined the satin. There was a little pillow inside, and they had placed it so that if the head were on, it would have been laying on the pillow…

…Then they brought the coffin out and I thought it would have Blinky’s name written on it, but it had my name written on it instead. It was scary, like seeing my own burial! Then they lowered it down into the grave and concluded the ceremony. After we buried Blinky I went to the Howard Johnsons nearby and had the “Chicken Special”!

Jeffrey Vallance. That’s the name. He’s also curated an exhibition of Thomas Kinkade paintings.

palmbeachmaven said,
February 20, 2008 at 20:31

Let’s leave this at the fact that she’s in the my-country-right-or-wrong club.

More like my-country-club-right-or-wrong if you ask me.

You beat me to the punchbowl.

Meanwhile, Taylor Marsh: Michelle Malkin’s brain under Amy Winehouse’s wig?

And I’m not pulling an “it’s not about who they are etc.” Turnabout is most assuredly fair play. Thing is, we’re just SO BAD at it.

I just don’t see the upside in beating up a hophead. Maybe if we hadn’t made such a fuss about how the drug war is bullshit, y’know?

Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?
Because her father is Janet Reno.

What joke was that?

I just remembered McCain’s joke about Chelsea Clinton. Now that was mean.

WaPo reporter: Mrs. McCain, last week you said you were very proud of your country.

Cindy McCain: I did?

Glorious Loyalty Oath Crusade, anyone? The flag lapel pin a month or so ago reminded me of it as well…

That’s what she has been asking herself. I know it is mean to make fun of someone who is handicapped with short term memory loss but doggone it, it feels good.

Cindy Lou Who?

How about adopting a baby by bypassing the rules when she was a stoned, cold junkie? How irresponsible was that?

“But she has gamely been back out on the trail this year, trudging through the New Hampshire snow in February. And, by October, hobbling around South Carolina in high heels and crutches, the latter the result of a fall at a Phoenix grocery store.”

However, let’s get real. Here’s the issue – she used a nationally televised podium to imply that Michelle Obama hates her country because of veiled implications parsed from her expression of pleasure at her husband’s election victory.

And in return she expects restraint, love and understanding, let-bygones-be-bygones for her drug stealing?

I mean, c’mon! Crucify one woman for an awkward turn of phrase, but hands off the one who should have gone to jail?

Revealed on today’s Thom Hartmann…

One of the most-circulated clips of Michelle Obama has been edited to remove the word “really” from the phrase “I am [really] proud…”

Get this out there!

More like my-country-club-right-or-wrong if you ask me.

“Acknowledging that McCain had made many enemies in Republican ranks, she added: “The only person my husband can trust is me.”

Some of us have been listening to this since 1992

Yes, because God knows those of us who aren’t active Clinton supporters have had no stake in anything that’s happened in the last 16 years.