Comments on: We’re obviously not watching the right Olympic games

By: Rocker

Rocker — Fri, 20 Aug 2004 03:17:42 +0000

You should see their entry for the pole vault!

By: Anon

Anon — Fri, 20 Aug 2004 03:15:56 +0000

Uhhh Gryn … that would be ‘hydrodynamic’, not aerodynamic.

My hypothesis is that the erectile tissues in the nipples would act as vortex generators keeping the boundary layer intact and resulting in less drag. When you consider the fact that the specific gravity of mammaries is less than 1, you would also have a net lift which should result in less mass being in the water and therefore subject to less drag.

Of course the only way to test this is to be present with the subject in a small body of water, e.g. a bathtub; add a substance to increase the surface tension of the water, say like Mr. Bubbles and light a couple of candles.

Experiment … what experiment, I just wanted to get her alone in a bubble bath!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 18 Aug 2004 11:48:17 +0000

damn I miss Germany. They have great beer, billboards featuring topless nuns, many other fine amusements.

By: Linnaeus

Linnaeus — Wed, 18 Aug 2004 09:03:37 +0000

I knew I learned German for a good reason!

By: LarryB

LarryB — Wed, 18 Aug 2004 04:54:38 +0000

Unfortunately, the pun works better in English. Unless, of course, schwimmen has a double meaning I’m unaware of.

Not to say that “breast-swimming” is a bad thing…

By: Gryn

Gryn — Wed, 18 Aug 2004 00:17:35 +0000

Definitely not very aerodynamic.

By: Eric

Eric — Tue, 17 Aug 2004 23:56:25 +0000

I clicked before I read the second line.

Oops, now I am going to be fired.