Comments on: It’s Like New Coke, But Better

By: Victor

Victor — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 05:32:13 +0000

Democrats: Because doing nothing is better than what those other guys are doing.

By: L-girl

L-girl — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 15:01:52 +0000

These are all great. Not only did I link to this post, I added it to my sidebar, under “please don’t ask me who I’m voting for”. Thanks!

By: Heywood J.

Heywood J. — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 22:17:12 +0000

The Democratic Party: We got your “change” right here.

By: rebmarks

rebmarks — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 16:51:03 +0000

Vote Democratic: Because moving to France is out now that Sarkozy won!

Vote Democratic: Because WE deserve some no-bid contracts, dammit!

By: stringonastick

stringonastick — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 16:27:51 +0000

Vote Democratic: When we use words with more than 3 syllables, we’ll pronounce them correctly.

By: Peter Lee

Peter Lee — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 08:38:55 +0000

Bush fucked up the country for 8 years. Now it’s our turn!

By: Johnny Pez

Johnny Pez — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 07:52:55 +0000

Democrats: running scared . . . for America!

By: Qetesh the Qaveat Qat

Qetesh the Qaveat Qat — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 07:35:41 +0000

Vote Democratic: sure, we’ll fuck you over, but at least we won’t also fuck your dog. First.

I sincerely apologise for that one. I’m so ashamed (but at least I got the name of the party right, and I’m not even a Murrkin).

By: HPD

HPD — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:07:26 +0000

-when you’re too dehydrated to weep any more, vote Democratic!
-only half your half your children will die, instead of most!
(With eternal apologies to Mr Show)

By: pablo

pablo — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:58:23 +0000

Vote Democratic, if it’s possible in your state..
Live free or Die bold.

By: Ignobility

Ignobility — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:33:40 +0000

Vote Democrat: Duh

By: JL

JL — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 00:16:51 +0000

(You’d better) Vote Democrat. Sen. Rockefeller knows what you did last summer.

By: JinnRikki

JinnRikki — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 22:11:40 +0000

Vote Democratic: We don’t think your stupid…we know it!

By: mako rojo

mako rojo — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:43:21 +0000

But what really scares me is what if they don’t?

It’s not like they were too embarrassed to use the filibuster after having gone on record as saying it was anti-democratic. There is always some bullshit way to differentiate what they do from what Democrats do. The real danger is how much the Supreme Court has changed or will continue to change what the Constitution limits.

By: zsa

zsa — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:15:53 +0000

Dems 08: With us in power, conservatives will be outraged by domestic spying again!

I really hope this happens, that once the Dems take the Whitehouse, the Republicans will suddenly find that old, shit-stained copy of the Constitution, wipe the nasty bits off it and actually read it. And if the Republicans want to limit executive power, you know they’ll make it happen even in the face of a Democratic Congress and President.

But what really scares me is what if they don’t?

By: Batocchio

Batocchio — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:08:44 +0000

I was writing a post like this myself, but this is funnier.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:04:53 +0000

Dems 08: With us in power, conservatives will be outraged by domestic spying again!

By: Gloria N. Excelsis-Deo

Gloria N. Excelsis-Deo — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 20:49:51 +0000

Vote Democratic! What Did Having A Conscience Ever Do For You?
(kisses again, Happenstance)

By: Gloria N. Excelsis-Deo

Gloria N. Excelsis-Deo — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 20:48:28 +0000

Democrats: When A Dime’s Worth of Difference Is All You Get…Enjoy Your Ten Cents!

Vote Democratic: Pissing Up A Rope Never Felt This Good!

By: jim hurt

jim hurt — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 20:47:25 +0000

Vote Democratic:

- we may be rich, arogant, bastards, but we’re your kind of rich, arogant bastards.

- There is less mold on our money.

- all our sex scandals involve women.