http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2008/jan/24/new-york-billionaire-accused-2nd-lawsuit-sex-minor.

Who kind of animals would say these things? Everyone in the Jewish community knows it’s the Schlesingers, Victor and Gershy, and their computer guy Zilu Sofer, who are trying to slander Kestenbaum’s name. Both the Jewish community and non-Jews know that the Schlesingers are crooks and criminals, and can see how stupid they are to take an article about someone else and change the names around just for spite.

I will be up to my usual monkey business.

Hmm.

(i) Wrong century: 17th, not 16th.

(ii) Wrong name: Ussher, not Usher.

(iii) Wrong church and wrong country: Ussher was Abp of Armagh, not Canterbury, and hence top bish of the C of Ireland, not England. Níor Shasanach é, a amadáin. There’s a difference, you know.

Other than that, your point was well taken.

Apologies if you’re not the idiot your comments suggest but a postmodernist ironic hipster comedian. If you are, though, I’m sorry to have to tell you that you are no Floyd Alvis Cooper, whose shoe’s latchet you are not worthy to unloose.

“That Eastern Standard Time? Or Rocky Mountain Time? It surely wasn’t Daylight Savings Time because Gawd didn’t create the Sun until the 4th day.”

That’s how I remember the line from the movie, anyway. I believe the very next question is, “That first day, was it a 24-hour day?”

Well?

How can something come from nothing?

I like astronomer John Dobson’s line, “Nothing does not exist.” Unless we’re talking about certain people, that is.

He started with a bunch of stupid generic jokes. Babbled a bit about financial stuff (I left the room for a bit at this point). At the end, he was asked about the presidential race and was surprisingly gracious, said Obama and Hillary would make good presidents, saying he preferred McCain (this was when McCain was in the dumps).

His focus was on what a great country this is, which I suppose made sense for some one getting paid $50,000 or so to talk off the cuff for 45 minutes at a fancy hotel in South Beach.

That’s because G had 8:00 tickets for “Les Mis” and they said “we don’t care who you are – we’re NOT holding the curtain” so he had to rush it and when it came time to make souls for conservatives he said “hell, I’ll let the DNA handle it, I am NOT missing Kirk Cameron as Jean Valjean, it’s why I made the WHOLE DAMN UNIVERSE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!” and that’s why little Georgie can’t cry.

Because the Kaiser had stolen our word for “earth”?

Anyway, for a bit I thought Xenu = GWB. See Scientology is liberal propaganda and Bush derangement is a cult … hey, it’s about as good as Jonah’s argument! When am I gonna see me some of that wingnut welfare? Like one of our hosts, I have wedding expenses with which to contend.

Anyway, what is a Jew doing supporting ID? ID sounds more like a theory to come out of “Athens” than “Jerusalem” … so to speak. Nu? What’s wrong with evolution?

OTOH, this whole cult of Darwin thing is problematic. C.f. olvlzl’s website … it’s the righty-tighties who want to make this about “Darwin” ’cause then they can discredit evolution by discrediting Darwin for being a racist prick, as was the custom at the time (see, I’m coming full circle with the Simpsons’ references here) …

**click**

“…a judge ruled that evolution is a theory in Oklahoma….”

**click**

Sadly, yes.

Is that where we stand on overpasses and drop pumpkin pies on people?

mmmmmm….pie…..

So… Darwin’s theory bares responsibilty for the late 19th century holocaust of the Dodo? He’s worse than Hitler.

I had a friend in college who grew up Christian Scientist. We were aghast when we finally figured out she had never been inoculated for anything, and took her to the Campus clinic as soon as we could. Hilarious to see the look on the nurses face when she asked for her shots, and the nurse said “What shots” she answered “ummm….all of them, I guess…”

She also took the opportunity to learn all about birth control, so the story has a happy ending….