Comments on: Horrible shit

By: PODCATS STUPID LOOSERS at Three Bulls!

PODCATS STUPID LOOSERS at Three Bulls! — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:51:57 +0000

[...] CONSTANT CHIRP OF CRICKETS THAT I HEAR IN MY EAR REGARDING THEIR NON-RESPONSE TO MY BATTLE RAPPING THEIR ASSES BACK TO THE STONED [...]

By: MC CRICKETZ

MC CRICKETZ — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 21:33:38 +0000

i chirp up in your grill motherfucka
you ain’t keepin it real motherfucka

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 00:21:45 +0000

mikey, mikey, mikey,

you know you have nothing but love in your heart

By: mikey

mikey — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 20:30:08 +0000

Sometimes I fear for the very sanity of our beloved Pinko.

But the rest of the time I just shrug in a vaguely gaulish manner, for it is clearly far too late….

mikey

By: Capt. Trollypants

Capt. Trollypants — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 07:01:27 +0000

SHUT IT PINKO!!!!

DEVO IS NEITHER RANDOM NOR VAGUE NOR RAPLIKE

WHAT DOES A WINTERBEAR DO IN THE WOODS? NOT POOP BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE WRONG

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 07:00:06 +0000

winterbear,

I applaud your ability to think outside the box and recognize quality as you see it. Stand strong, friend, in the face of the poo-poo head menace. Certainly the darkness of our enemy reveals itself in crap raps about blogging.

By: winterbear

winterbear — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 02:14:37 +0000

Create a random, vaguely rap soundtrack. For 5 minutes jabber some non sensical scatological vaguely political lyrics. Post your creation to your blog and then troll every site that you mention in your “song”. Challenge them to reply in kind. Bask in the glow of the triumph of your ideology over your rivals. Ignore the fact that everyone thinks your a moronic low life troll with nothing better to do with your life. Retreat back into the basement of your parents house to plot your next great gesture in the culture war.

By: Jamey

Jamey — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 17:03:34 +0000

I think it was teh awsum! Like the second coming of Wesley Willis (God rest his soul).

By: Beginning: The Beginnining at Three Bulls!

Beginning: The Beginnining at Three Bulls! — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 07:11:19 +0000

[...] Capt. T finally did it. He peed into the wind while spitting and poking a turd and disturbing a hornet’s nest. The nest of a single, but very large hornet. A hornet that is [...]

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 04:27:00 +0000

Word. Although I’m worried that people might somehow think that I’m associated with CT, I mean, yikes. I hope The Editors doesn’t crater us when he puts on the dinosaur suit. Because I GUARANTEE that will be longer than 6:19. You will beg him to read the phone book.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 04:22:55 +0000

I don’t understand what was so painful about that Trollypants smackdown.

It was the crushing truthfulness demolishing the differently-flow-enabled.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 04:01:57 +0000

I don’t understand what was so painful about that Trollypants smackdown. If you can’t take the battle rap heat, get out of the kitchen!!!!!!

Also, major props etc. to the genius of Mr. Leonard Pierce, carrying the day as the boat takes him upriver.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 03:15:49 +0000

Would it make me a humourless concern troll if I reminded RB that titanium is a light metal?

Yes. Yes it would.

By: mikey

mikey — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:44:27 +0000

My own prosthetic testicle is a hollow shell of beryllium alloy, machined in a hexagonal mesh, so in emergencies it can be used as the neutron initiator in an implosion-style warhead.

Ahhh, goddam jeezus buggeryfuck.

I’ve got nothing like this.

I’ve got a skeletonized HK91 with some fancy-ass shit, I’ve got a righeous Ingram .45, I’ve got a K13 Combat masterpiece with Tritium sights, I’ve got a Mossberg Mariner Stainless extended mag combat 12 with folding stocks.

I do NOT have a neutron initiator or an implosion-style warhead.

Dammit…

mikey

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:10:27 +0000

Righteous Bubba said,
[titanium testicles] are heavy and bruise your thighs when you run. I recommend carbon fibre reinforced plastic.

Would it make me a humourless concern troll if I reminded RB that titanium is a light metal? (only half again as dense as aluminium).
Yes, I wrote ‘aluminium’ and not ‘aluminum’, because that’s how we roll in New Zealand.
My own prosthetic testicle is a hollow shell of beryllium alloy, machined in a hexagonal mesh, so in emergencies it can be used as the neutron initiator in an implosion-style warhead.

By: billy pilgrim

billy pilgrim — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:13:21 +0000

Pinko beat me to it, mikey.

I was working on a happenin rhythm track that would have worked for your rhymes.

But I’ll let P-Punk take it from here, cuz frankly, I’m a little afraid of where it’s going.

So I’m just gonna chill with a bottle of wine and see how this works out….

By: Dr BLT

Dr BLT — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 00:53:46 +0000

“Our hate is love.”

Now that’s what I call progress. I don’t want to celebrate prematurely, but something tells me you’re actually warming up to me :).

By: comsympinko

comsympinko — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 00:07:02 +0000

I clicked.

I listened.

I do have titanium testicles.

I just crushed them in a hydraulic press to make the pain stop.

By: kiki

kiki — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 00:04:08 +0000

“Who is to say, Winston, that hate is less energising than love?” (Probably misquoted)

You know what us Orwellian liberal fascists are like. Our hate is love.

By: mikey

mikey — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 00:01:12 +0000

I won’t speak for kiki, but dood, I’ve got ALL KINDS of energy…

mikey