Comments on: This is where I should written a title for this post

By: mdhatter

mdhatter — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 17:38:21 +0000

Ben needs Amanada Hungginkis

By: Monkeyfister

Monkeyfister — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:37:46 +0000

I’ll add that Mittens should strap on a Hairy Chest Wig to complete the Bear ensemble. The closeted GOPers will go MAD with Mitt-love over that.

The guy on the Brawny Paper Towel wrapper will have NOTHING on him!

–mf

By: Dain Brammaged

Dain Brammaged — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:34:55 +0000

I think he should get himself a Mini-Mitt and go around the country and show us how he’s the only candidate standing up for the ‘little man.’ Oh, and brooms to show how he is going to ‘clean up Washington.’ Instead of change, he should be the reform candidate. That’s the ticket.

By: redoubt

redoubt — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:49:39 +0000

Pitchfork Ben Shapiro doesn’t know the first rule of holes.

However Willard might as well dig that hole. When your dog shi*s himself to death you’ve got to put him somewhere. . . .

By: actor212

actor212 — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:35:37 +0000

He needs to muss his hair, don a flannel shirt and a pair of jeans, grab a photographer and go dig a hole somewhere.

You mean like when John Kerry was photographed with a shotgun?

By: Quaker Oates

Quaker Oates — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:00:29 +0000

Jimmy Conway: What’s the fuckin’ matter with you? What – what is the fuckin’ matter with you? What are you, stupid or what? Tommy, Tommy, I’m kidding with you. What the fuck are you doin’? What are you, a fuckin’ sick maniac?
Tommy DeVito: How am I meant to know you’re kidding? What you mean, you’re kidding? You breaking my fuckin’ balls?
Jimmy Conway: I’m fuckin’ kidding with you! You fuckin’ shoot the guy?
Henry Hill: He’s dead.
Tommy DeVito: Good shot. What do you want from me? Good shot. Fuckin’ rat anyway. His family’s all rats. He’ll grow up to be a rat.
Jimmy Conway: You stupid bastard, I can’t fuckin’ believe you. Now, you’re gonna dig the fuckin’ thing now. You’re gonna dig the hole. You’re gonna do it. I got no fuckin’ lime. You’re gonna do it.
Tommy DeVito: Who the fuck cares? I’ll dig the fuckin’ hole. I don’t give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I’ll fuckin’ dig a hole. Where are the shovels?

By: bob

bob — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:34:06 +0000

D’ya think that Ben used Elle Woods as a role model for going from UCLA to Harvard Law? Is he practicing law somewhere? Just curious.

By: Henry Holland

Henry Holland — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 08:53:01 +0000

I’d blow him.

No, seriously, I would, he’s grown up to be the dorky kind of guy I’m attracted to.

He can’t talk except to say “I’m coming! I’m coming NOW!” though.

By: Qetesh the Qaveat Qat

Qetesh the Qaveat Qat — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:53:23 +0000

Ben Dover? Sorry, it’s all I’ve got.

And thanks for the laugh, Smut. I now have an image of Slick Mitt grabbing a photographer and sticking the poor bugger head-first into the soil.

By: Zuzu

Zuzu — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:20:52 +0000

I think he’s referring to Edwards’ various photo ops, including his announcement of his candidacy:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,239479,00.html

And here’s a stunning bit of news from his book blurb:

“John Kerry’s election losing coif”

By: J—

J— — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:20:07 +0000

Thanks, noen. That pothole part helped me seek out the incident through the Great Gazoogle. My memory wasn't too good. It wasn't during the recall campaign, and it wasn't dirt, as I had thought. And no flannel shirt!

By: noen

noen — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 03:59:52 +0000

J— said
“Is Shapiro making some kind of oblique reference to Schwarzenegger?”

Yeah, I think he may be. Arnie famously went out and filled in a pot hole during his campaign to demonstrate how he was going to fix things for California. If I remember right a crew came out before the shoot and dug the hole first or something like that. Which is says it all really.

By: ignobility

ignobility — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 02:13:14 +0000

He’s right. I’ve been saying all along that Romney should be more like Kurt Cobain, despite his completely “Carpenters” vibe.

What a great line. Sometimes I just have to sit back in awe.

By: mikey

mikey — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 02:10:32 +0000

Dig a hole?

Really?

I mean, no shit?

Does this little snot know that’s the secondary job of an infantry grunt?

You hump ruck all day.

Then you dig a hole.

And the next day? Oh yeah. Same same shit. Number ten.

After sleeping in your shitty, muddy little hole all night?

Saddle up all your shit and hump all day.

That night? Well, you get the picture Ben.

Night ambush or Lima Papa for your stupid fucking ass…

mikey

By: Vin Scully

Vin Scully — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:40:27 +0000

Duped into becoming narcissists? I teach at a university and believe me, a lot of ‘em don’t need any duping …

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:15:25 +0000

Ben shows how students are duped into becoming socialists, atheists, race-baiters and narcissists.
I honestly thought I was joining the Beer Club. Should have been suspicious when they asked me to sign in blood.

By: TMR

TMR — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:12:33 +0000

[quote]He’s right. I’ve been saying all along that Romney should be more like Kurt Cobain, despite his completely “Carpenters” vibe.[/quote]

I thought he should be more like Kurt Cobain, too!

In that he should blow off his head with a shotgun.

By: pedestrian

pedestrian — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:41:02 +0000

McCain is so old, he might not even live until the election! Mitt gets the nomination by default! Well, they could nominate Huckabee I s’pose. /smirk

Don’t laugh, I’m tellin ya!!!!

1) McCain names Huckabee (who has sucked up to him all election) as his running mate to win evangelical voters.

2) McCain dies after a month as president.

3) Huckabee serves out the rest of Mac’s term, then two of his own.

*Warily eyes distance to Canada*

By: Ben Shapiro

Ben Shapiro — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:16:46 +0000

I meant to write: Slip on a condom and drill a hole in me.

By: g

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:14:48 +0000

Aren’t these the same guys who derided John Kerry for going goose-hunting? (even though Kerry actually is a hunter?)