Comments on: More awesome campaign advice from Michelle Malkin

By: kiche

kiche — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:14:06 +0000

Vote Republican, We Won’t Do Shit!

By: actor212

actor212 — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:37:07 +0000

Republican mantra:

“Live like a Democrat. Vote Republican.”

By: kenga

kenga — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:40:24 +0000

Shit, I actually agree with Michelle. That “reaching across the aisle” platitude is annoying horseshit no matter where it’s coming from.

Oh, c’mon dude.
The “pull-my-finger” gag is always funny.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 08:20:45 +0000

So what is it with aisles at the moment? If we’re not “reaching across the aisle”, we’re “gravitat[ing] towards the liberal side of the aisle”. Aisles seem to be the Dustbin of History for 2008.
Will there be a cute usherette, selling popcorn?

By: Pockmark Notorious

Pockmark Notorious — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 06:39:46 +0000

Vote Republican: Cause, well, fuck ‘em.

By: Qetesh the Qaveat Qat

Qetesh the Qaveat Qat — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:46:22 +0000

Well, then, they must absolutely hate DubyaCheney, because you must admit he got things done. Sure, they were hideous, heart-breaking, stupefyingly misery-making things, but they definitely got done. Like a dinner.

Republicans 08: We promise not to touch anything!

By: slag

slag — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:34:15 +0000

It’s true. Republicans prefer to get people and places done…not things.

By: Hysterical Woman

Hysterical Woman — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 03:20:13 +0000

Republicans don’t give reach-arounds.

By: gbear

gbear — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 03:03:27 +0000

What about Maria? Huh? Anyone ever ask her who SHE likes?

Many a thing you know you’d like to tell her
Many a thing she ought to understand
But how do you make her stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?

I love you all, but Jay B. gets my vote on this thread.

Awww, come on D. Sidhe, I hardly ever get the win on this site. Besides, I’m going to post my zinger on my truck during the Republican convention. They’re invading my town. Maximum annoyance factor guaranteed!!

By: Woodrowfan

Woodrowfan — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 02:29:04 +0000

republians are to government what the special olympics are to the real olympics..

By: Woodrowfan

Woodrowfan — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 02:28:17 +0000

The GOP: Screwing up the Economy for the Past 80 Years!

By: Christopher

Christopher — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 02:00:24 +0000

g: I think we need an irony tag. I’m having a hard time distinguishing between real trolls, fake trolls, and ironic trolls.

Well, these comments are for an article where Michelle Malkin explicitly says that the Republicans should stop trying to “get things done” and focus on their strength, which is capsizing the government and making sure it can’t accomplish anything.

So we’re already at the point where Michelle Malkin is trolling the Republicans. We were through the looking glass before we even started.

By: jim

jim — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:42:57 +0000

GOP: “If you’re broke, we won’t fix it.”

Eh? Eh?

Ah well…

By: Cpl. Chron

Cpl. Chron — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:26:49 +0000

I love Crazy ol’ Malkin as much as the next guy but I’ve got to disagree with her assessment on this one. Now, just because a “moral” person might call the things they are doing “evil” does not mean that “stuff” isn’t “getting done.”

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:22:54 +0000

The Party of Bank Accountability.

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:47:51 +0000

So Ahnald is 4 McCain, Teddy Boy’s 4 Obama, and Bobby Jr.’s 4 Hillary. What about Maria? Huh? Anyone ever ask her who SHE likes? I didn’t think so.

By: Mr. Sparkle

Mr. Sparkle — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:26:02 +0000

Think about this one, the slogan to unite both the religious crazies and the rich assholes that make up the core of the GOP base:

GOP ’08: “Pro-Life until the baby’s born, then let the Free Market decide its fate!”

I guess if you replace “the baby” with “American Democracy,” it might have the same impact.

By: g

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:21:25 +0000

I think we need an irony tag. I’m having a hard time distinguishing between real trolls, fake trolls, and ironic trolls.

By: sandbar

sandbar — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:17:43 +0000

Republicans–

the ‘Take the Money and Run…Again’ Party

By: social invalid

social invalid — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:08:50 +0000

I just popped over to read the responses at hot gas and you can actually smell the desperation and bitterness over there. Very cool…