There is no Gary. Gary is a concept – more adjective than noun. To describe Gary is to describe a color, or a melody. The more fake Garys there are, the more real Gary becomes.
We are all Gary. And yet, without Gary, we are all incomplete…
So I just went over to the blog that this post links to, apparently run by “Sifu Tweety.” Little question – and no, I’m not trying to be funny or anything – is that an authentic website or a parody of a Goldberg supporter?
“It is an authentic website parody of a Goldberg supporter.”
Uh, thanks?
You know, there really is a point where absurdism and parody become virtually indistinguishable. After reviewing several of the posts on the Sifu blog, it certainly struck me as a parody. The problem though is that if you juxtapose it against Jonah’s presumably very serious absurdism, it raises a host of questions. After all, someone out there is presumably buying and subscribing to Jonah’s absurdist arguments and if one were very passionate about Jonah’s effort such as it is, that person would almost inevitably come off exactly like the Sifu parody.
The site is too well-written to be other than a parody. No one can imitate D’ohBoy’s early adolescent SniteWrite style, or would want to. No one can imitate D’ohBoy’s admirers (not even Gary/Booger/Saul) or would want to.
No one can imitate D’ohBoy’s early adolescent SniteWrite style, or would want to. No one can imitate D’ohBoy’s admirers (not even Gary/Booger/Saul) or would want to.
You’re probably right, but when your subject takes the full blown face-dive into teh stoopid, as Goldberg did; you make a parody of it at your own risk.
I tried to a Google cache of the old site, but it’s pretty limited. Alas! The Editors did multiple episodes of “Keyboard Kommando Komix,” which were mind-blowingly hilarious, and has now bundled them all for purchase. A Google search turns up a few panels here and there, which would give you a small sense of them.
Yeah, so all I’ve been hearing around the InternetsTubes for the last coupla months is “Whatever happened to Poor Man?” and “When will The Editors return?”, always typed with that particular indignant librulfascistic whiny tone, you know? I never heard of ‘em before, but now that they’re “back,” I suppose I have to go check them out.
[goes to check them out]
Great. Another bookmark for my overburdened browser. Thanks. Thanks a lot, pal. And that is totally central to my point.
There is no Gary. Gary is a concept – more adjective than noun. To describe Gary is to describe a color, or a melody. The more fake Garys there are, the more real Gary becomes.
The Gary that can be talked about is not the Eternal Gary.
Looks like Fake Gary is trying to start another “War of Northern Aggression” by launching an attack against a peace loving people.
When, oh when, will we learn to stop causing wars by refusing to just fucking do what the conservatives tell us and making them commit treason and kill people? Why we always gotta make them hit us?
*back on topic* Which reminds me, I need to check The Sneeze….
If you go into a dark room, lit by a single candle, stand in front of a mirror, and say Gary Ruppert’s name 317 times, then he will appear and bore you to death with fake right wing schtick.
Yep, I bought the book, and I’m so happy to see the Editors and Sifu back among us.
And be sure to check out the Editors’ post on John Aravosis’ latest rich boy hissy fit. Doesn’t look like my linky will work, but scroll down to “Even Liberals are Sick of the Liberal Fascism.”
I’ve just sent you 1000 virgins made out of the most exquisite chocolate and italian deli meats for that comment. We’re all the Editor’s cob-loggers now.
Yeah, well, one time at a restaurant in Venice I was two tables away from Sara Gilbert, you know, the one who played Darlene on Roseanne? Yeah, her. And she said hello to me.
There is no Gary. Gary is a concept – more adjective than noun. To describe Gary is to describe a color, or a melody. The more fake Garys there are, the more real Gary becomes.
We are all Gary. And yet, without Gary, we are all incomplete…
tigrismus said,
January 28, 2008 at 0:59
Brad, not sure if you saw this.
Brad said,
January 28, 2008 at 1:02
Tig- thanks, but that’s fake Gary. Still creepy as hell though.
¡El Gato Negro! said,
January 28, 2008 at 1:06
The Editors’ Doughberg parody kicked mucho culo, no?
so.
Incontinentia Buttocks said,
January 28, 2008 at 1:09
So Brad, is that a confirmation that there was once a real Gary?
Brad said,
January 28, 2008 at 1:10
Yes, I know real Gary’s real email address. That’s how I check to see who’s real and who isn’t.
mikey said,
January 28, 2008 at 1:11
There is no Gary. Gary is a concept – more adjective than noun. To describe Gary is to describe a color, or a melody. The more fake Garys there are, the more real Gary becomes.
We are all Gary. And yet, without Gary, we are all incomplete…
I hope that clears that up once and for all…
mikey
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
January 28, 2008 at 1:14
Yes, I know real Gary’s real email address.
Have you ever met him in person? Do you know for a fact that his name is Gary?
This is a kettle of haddocks, and I’m fishing for answers.
tigrismus said,
January 28, 2008 at 1:14
Thanks Brad.
LiberalFascistLover said,
January 28, 2008 at 1:18
So I just went over to the blog that this post links to, apparently run by “Sifu Tweety.” Little question – and no, I’m not trying to be funny or anything – is that an authentic website or a parody of a Goldberg supporter?
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
January 28, 2008 at 1:23
It is an authentic website parody of a Goldberg supporter.
LiberalFascistLover said,
January 28, 2008 at 1:37
“It is an authentic website parody of a Goldberg supporter.”
Uh, thanks?
You know, there really is a point where absurdism and parody become virtually indistinguishable. After reviewing several of the posts on the Sifu blog, it certainly struck me as a parody. The problem though is that if you juxtapose it against Jonah’s presumably very serious absurdism, it raises a host of questions. After all, someone out there is presumably buying and subscribing to Jonah’s absurdist arguments and if one were very passionate about Jonah’s effort such as it is, that person would almost inevitably come off exactly like the Sifu parody.
Jennifer said,
January 28, 2008 at 1:41
The Editors do have a new special Keyboard Kommandos book available in softcover or via download…in recognition of the Pantload Opus.
tigrismus said,
January 28, 2008 at 1:44
LibFaLo, it used to be called “The Poor Man Institute for Freedom, Democracy and a Pony.”
LiberalFascistLover said,
January 28, 2008 at 1:48
Tig: I was wondering about that thepoorman.net URL, that also suggested a parody.
Fozzetti said,
January 28, 2008 at 1:52
The site is too well-written to be other than a parody. No one can imitate D’ohBoy’s early adolescent SniteWrite style, or would want to. No one can imitate D’ohBoy’s admirers (not even Gary/Booger/Saul) or would want to.
LiberalFascistLover said,
January 28, 2008 at 1:58
No one can imitate D’ohBoy’s early adolescent SniteWrite style, or would want to. No one can imitate D’ohBoy’s admirers (not even Gary/Booger/Saul) or would want to.
You’re probably right, but when your subject takes the full blown face-dive into teh stoopid, as Goldberg did; you make a parody of it at your own risk.
Charlie Tuna said,
January 28, 2008 at 2:03
If you buy only one book this year called Liberal Fascism, make it Liberal Fascism: http://www.lulu.com/content/1811025
tigrismus said,
January 28, 2008 at 2:08
I tried to a Google cache of the old site, but it’s pretty limited. Alas! The Editors did multiple episodes of “Keyboard Kommando Komix,” which were mind-blowingly hilarious, and has now bundled them all for purchase. A Google search turns up a few panels here and there, which would give you a small sense of them.
LiberalFascistLover said,
January 28, 2008 at 2:11
Tig: Thanks for the background.
Sifu Tweety said,
January 28, 2008 at 2:14
I don’t run the site, LibFaLo. I am merely a cob-logger.
Buy the book!
MzNicky said,
January 28, 2008 at 3:03
Yeah, so all I’ve been hearing around the InternetsTubes for the last coupla months is “Whatever happened to Poor Man?” and “When will The Editors return?”, always typed with that particular indignant librulfascistic whiny tone, you know? I never heard of ‘em before, but now that they’re “back,” I suppose I have to go check them out.
[goes to check them out]
Great. Another bookmark for my overburdened browser. Thanks. Thanks a lot, pal. And that is totally central to my point.
LiberalFascistLover said,
January 28, 2008 at 3:12
“I never heard of ‘em before, but now that they’re “back,” I suppose I have to go check them out.”
I’m doing the same.
Matt T. said,
January 28, 2008 at 3:35
There is no Gary. Gary is a concept – more adjective than noun. To describe Gary is to describe a color, or a melody. The more fake Garys there are, the more real Gary becomes.
The Gary that can be talked about is not the Eternal Gary.
Some Guy said,
January 28, 2008 at 3:38
Looks like Fake Gary is trying to start another “War of Northern Aggression” by launching an attack against a peace loving people.
When, oh when, will we learn to stop causing wars by refusing to just fucking do what the conservatives tell us and making them commit treason and kill people? Why we always gotta make them hit us?
*back on topic* Which reminds me, I need to check The Sneeze….
El Cid said,
January 28, 2008 at 3:42
If you go into a dark room, lit by a single candle, stand in front of a mirror, and say Gary Ruppert’s name 317 times, then he will appear and bore you to death with fake right wing schtick.
GoatBoy said,
January 28, 2008 at 4:58
“The Editors and Sifu have returned.”
Here’s one autodidact dilettante who doesn’t give a damn.
STH said,
January 28, 2008 at 5:20
Yep, I bought the book, and I’m so happy to see the Editors and Sifu back among us.
And be sure to check out the Editors’ post on John Aravosis’ latest rich boy hissy fit. Doesn’t look like my linky will work, but scroll down to “Even Liberals are Sick of the Liberal Fascism.”
Dan Someone said,
January 28, 2008 at 5:24
If Gary did not exist, we would have to invent him.
Pinko Punko said,
January 28, 2008 at 8:38
Sifu,
I’ve just sent you 1000 virgins made out of the most exquisite chocolate and italian deli meats for that comment. We’re all the Editor’s cob-loggers now.
(Lex) Skink Tyree (Azagthoth) said,
January 28, 2008 at 16:09
Gary is a concept…..
Mikey, that’s beautiful.
MrWonderful said,
January 28, 2008 at 18:28
“Gary is a concept…..”
…by which we measure our pain.
In the ASS, Gary. This is what you get when you fuck a stranger up the ass, Gary.
(8:30 am PST. Still on first coffee.)
Smiling Mortician said,
January 28, 2008 at 19:41
Yeah, well, one time at a restaurant in Venice I was two tables away from Sara Gilbert, you know, the one who played Darlene on Roseanne? Yeah, her. And she said hello to me.
What?
David Bowie said,
January 28, 2008 at 23:37
Though nothing, nothing will keep us together
We can beat them, for ever and ever
Oh we can be Garys, just for one day
ignobility said,
January 29, 2008 at 2:52
There is no Gary. Gary is a concept – more adjective than noun. To describe Gary is to describe a color, or a melody. The more fake Garys there are, the more real Gary becomes.
We are all Gary. And yet, without Gary, we are all incomplete…
You dare to speak his name!