Comments on: Fred-enders

By: I REED REEL GUD!

I REED REEL GUD! — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:46:51 +0000

Thanks for proving you can’t actually read! Now we know why you lean left!

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:03:26 +0000

And what is their obsession with traction? Young Erick was all worried about Obama’s traction too. Trevor the Traction Engine for 2008!

By: actor212

actor212 — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 20:52:26 +0000

Bastion Booger said,

January 28, 2008 at 1:05

The truth is, Rudy Guliani despite the fact that he is a Patriot and a good man is no Conservative. He supports abortion rights, civil unions, gun control and amnesty for illegal aliens no of which are Conservative postions.

Based on this last bit, Bush is no conservative, either, Boogs. Better brush up your talking points.

By: fardels bear

fardels bear — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:30:37 +0000

Bill Quick = Donald
Fred Thompson = Mr. Science

Enjoy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XDOjltE-1g

By: Smiling Mortician

Smiling Mortician — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:52:28 +0000

And what is their obsession with traction? Young Erick was all worried about Obama’s traction too. Traction, hell. It’s skid marks all the way.

By: g

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:44:29 +0000

I’m pretty sure that if this notion starts to get traction, Fred Thompson will publicly oppose it. Don’t worry, and don’t listen to him. This isn’t really about Fred Thompson. It’s about the future of the Republican party.

So, wait, the future of the Republican party is to “elect” a guy that failed, and force him to be president against his will?

By: Mark Adams

Mark Adams — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:28:05 +0000

Hey, There’s no “Compassion” about our Dog Catcher here in Toledo. We don’t need no whimpy eyed so-called conservative to take over here in Toledo. We have a true socio-path killing our puppies and keeping the city safe for Ceiling Cat.

By: Nimrod Gently

Nimrod Gently — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:50:27 +0000

Fredmentum.

By: Ginger Yellow

Ginger Yellow — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:47:50 +0000

Can’t stop the Frednal.

By: Robert

Robert — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 06:20:47 +0000

I remember trying to explain to a coworker – intelligent, well-traveled, thoughtful, a veteran – that I had actually witness people online complaining that they liked #43 as a person, but were disappointed that he wasn’t a _real_ conservative as President.

He was, understandable, appalled.

Fred’s departure reminded me of the vigorous tonguebathing Chris Muir was giving him at daybydaycartoon. I’d guess that Muir feels like a prize tool now, but if creating that comic strip didn’t do it, spreading his
(metaphorical) legs for Thompson probably won’t.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 06:08:34 +0000

Oh, if there’s one thing I want from a candidate it is his resemblance to one of history’s greatest nobodies and companion to history’s greatest embezzlers.
Wasn’t that a slogan from the 2000 election?

By: SenderC

SenderC — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 05:11:28 +0000

I was trying to think of who Fred reminded me of and it was the mention of Firefly that got me an answer. My mind went to the other Whedon product, Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Thompson (especially in that picture above) is a mirror image of the Gentlemen on the “Hush” episode.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 04:12:47 +0000

I am prepared to write Fred Thompson’s name wherever it will help. Speaking of which, ladies, those lower-back tattoos you get to avoid bodily defacement you can actually see could be more thoughtfully composed.

By: joeyess

joeyess — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:52:00 +0000

Bastion Booger said,

January 28, 2008 at 1:05

Sucks to be you, doesn’t it boog?

By: lobbey

lobbey — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:36:24 +0000

Bastion Booger, try comma’s, it helps…..

By: D. Sidhe

D. Sidhe — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:26:44 +0000

I was watching Aliens again this morning–Hey, I have this expensively shiny new boxed set and I might as well get some mileage out of it–and this is the second time that has made me giggle here today.

As to Mr Thompson, I’ve been saying all along that the man is the reincarnation of Ronald Reagan, or at least just the exhumation of him.

By: Snorghagen

Snorghagen — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:23:13 +0000

I say we take off and watch the whole thing from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Even then, they might direct particle beams of aggressive stupidity at you, flinging your craft into the frozen emptiness of deep space.

By: pablo

pablo — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:49:38 +0000

All your bass are belong to Huck…

By: joeyess

joeyess — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:43:26 +0000

(((((((Sitting out won’t do it — they can spin the reasons why you sat out. Voting Democrat won’t do it, they can spin it that the GOP candidates weren’t liberal enough. Even voting “None of the Above” won’t do it, because that doesn’t specify what you want instead of none of the above.))))))))))))

Does this mean that conservativeislamofascists are admitting that the country is really Liberal and not Conservative after all?

By: The Return of The Attack of Arky Cthulhusexual

The Return of The Attack of Arky Cthulhusexual — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:10:12 +0000

1. Bill Quick is not aptly named.
2. Is it me or is that picture of Right Said Fred getting bigger?