But we need change here… right this moment. I have a 5 dollar bill… any one got change? The coke machine won’t take 5′s.

Peace & Be WIld!
James T.

o/t, but if your wanting some crappy hcm memorabila, drop me a line.

Oh, and saul, how was teh gay polar bear sex in Alaska, have you found yourself?

Incidentally, if anyone could do something similarly awesome with All The Madmen, I’d be ever so thrilled. (Note: the sound is original, but the visuals are something put together by some dude for political porpoises, of which I know naught. Interesting, but I’d rather have been watching DB aka God. Especially in the frock)

1. Secure borders – pretty good despite being surrounded by extremely well-armed sworn enemies. No real immigration problem.

2. Energy independence – gobs of oil and natural gas reserves, mostly yet to be tapped, PLUS a nascent nuclear power program.

3. Affordable health care – it seems to me that everyone gets health care and class actions lawsuits are punishable by hanging. Kinda short on the “free market” thingie, perhaps.

4. Not sure about any IRS, but I think most government funding goes through the “church” anyway.

5. Strict Constructionist judges – OH yeah! Strictest, most constructionist in the WORLD!

6. No Social Security to even be worried about privatizing.

7. Marriage is abso-fuckin’-lutely defined as one man/one woman. “Homos” get hanged or worse.

8. Nationwide missile defense – workin’ on it.

9. No federal deficit.

10. Defense, State, Justice, Treasury – yeah, that’s pretty much it as far as “cabinet level departments go”.

WOW! Sounds like Conservative Heaven! Nothing needs “changing” at all!

OK! It’s settled then! Iran is DEFINITELY the place you trolls want to be!

So, here’s a deal for ya! You guys all go THERE and leave us to run this place the way we want. If our method is really so gawd-awful bad, you should be able to, in just a few years, waltz right back in, take over and fix it up just the way you’d like. You know, kinda like the way Iran is now!

I think it would be a SWEET deal for everyone concerned, don’t you agree?

I’ve finally figured out how Republicans look at themselves in the mirror. By smiling, pointing and saying “FABULOUS!”.

Marching backwards, to the moral standards of a time before indoor plumbing.

You know, if people back then couldn’t figure out basic hygiene, it is pretty likely they wern’t any better than us at basic ethics.

Bollocks. That’s a contradiction in terms. Conservatives don’t move anywhere! Conservatism is all about sitting still, and moaning about how things were so much better when you were a lad. “movements” are for people who want to actually CHANGE things.

Please stop. You’re making the conservative movement look like a bunch of psychopathic idiots. It’s making us sensible conservatives look bad. All of my friends in the sensible conservative movement are becoming Democrats. It’s very lonely. I’m the only one at the meetings anymore. When I try to talk politics with other conservatives, I’m happy to find someone with a very basic understanding of grammar or logic.

I will give you credit for being better than the conservative candidate clown show the republican leadership has trotted out. You couldn’t possibly do as much damage to intelligent conservatism as the people we have leading us.

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