Comments on: Dep’t Of Weights And Measures

By: Duros62

Duros62 — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 20:38:42 +0000

Teh Ghost of Wesley Willis said,

January 10, 2008 at 23:35

McDonalds is a place to rock

That is awesome.

By: Johnny Coelacanth

Johnny Coelacanth — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 01:31:42 +0000

“Scientists are still endeavoring to come up with a number large enough to quantify the number of Cheetos which Jonah was required to consume…”

Em, the doughbobplex? Or perhaps Loadpants’ number: “It is too large to be written in scientific notation because even the digits in the exponent would exceed the number of atoms in the observable universe, so it needs its own special notation (G) to write down. “

By: Teh Ghost of Wesley Willis

Teh Ghost of Wesley Willis — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:35:40 +0000

McDonalds is a place to rock
It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat

It is a good place to listen to the music
People flock here to get down to the rock music

Rock n Roll McDonalds
Rock n Roll McDonalds

McDonalds will make you fat
They serve Big Macs

They serve Quarter Pounders
They will put pounds on you

By: PeeJ

PeeJ — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:50:56 +0000

Got me so excited I ran, didn’t walk, to the tubs. Only 1,427 to go!

Tanx Bubba for the righteous advice.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:20:33 +0000

Liberals: weak on the condimentals.

By: Realist

Realist — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:07:59 +0000

Actually, using the nutritional information on the McDonalds website, Gavin's menu would fall 150 calories short of the necessary 10,000. Better add ten packets of ketchup (15 calories each) to make up the difference.

By: pluky

pluky — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:33:56 +0000

For the record, this is between 4 and 5 times the daily caloric requirement of a normal human!

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:37:35 +0000

1,428 servings of male ejaculate?

Remember: don’t fill up on bread first.

By: PeeJ

PeeJ — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:30:26 +0000

Michael Phelps? 1,428 servings of male ejaculate? What’re you trying to get me horny or something? DAMN!

By: BDIII

BDIII — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:08:10 +0000

5 courses of tasty McGoodness – About $20

Passing your first slimy black stool after they cut out the colon cancer and sew yr poop chute back together – Priceless.

By: pedestrian

pedestrian — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:54:44 +0000

How about a heaping plate of treason fries with a whopping side of pork for you libs.

More evidence that xtian and islamic fundamentalists are actually one and the same.

By: FlipYrWhig

FlipYrWhig — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:27:02 +0000

Servings?

In America, we love single-serve packages. They’re hell to open, though.

By: tb

tb — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:53:51 +0000

1,428 servings of male ejaculate.

Servings?

By: a different brad

a different brad — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:52:05 +0000

Errrrr, what’s that in big ass size Razzmatazzes from Jamba Juice?
That’s as close as I get to fast food anymore.

By: noen

noen — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:36:43 +0000

Ya know, they never had stuff like that Go Ask Alice website when I was growing up. We didn’y get great advice like this:

Can swallowing semen enrich a poor diet? Unless you’re gulping gallons of it each day, it’s no substitute for real nutritious cuisine.

All we got was Ann Landers.

By: Hoosier X

Hoosier X — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:03:16 +0000

I’m very sorry, gsls, but we are NOT giving out an award for “most tedious conservative.”

If we were, you would surely win.

Why don’t you take it to Iraq? Instead of dishonoring America’s soldiers by screaming treason at your fellow Americans just because you disagree with them, you could do something constructive for your country by stopping a bullet meant for one of your honorable countrymen.

By: r€nato

r€nato — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:47:49 +0000

Coincidentally, Jonah Goldberg needs to eat between 8,000 and 10,000 calories each day in order to generate the vast quantity of bullshit he spews in his books and op-ed columns and Corner posts.

Converting 10,000 calories into Universal CheetoDew Units, I find the following meal plan would suffice:

Breakfast:
1 regular bag of Cheetos
6 pack of Mountain Dew

Lunch:
1 extra-large bag of Cheetos
2 2-liter bottles of Mountain Dew

Dinner:
2 extra-large bags of Cheetos
12 pack of Mountain Dew

Scientists are still endeavoring to come up with a number large enough to quantify the number of Cheetos which Jonah was required to consume in order to squeeze out the giant, steaming turd which is Liberal Fascism.

By: r€nato

r€nato — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:37:25 +0000

In a short profile of [swimmer] Michael Phelps, we learn that he needs to eat between 8,000 and 10,000 calories each day.

Christ, how many rolls of TP does this guy go through in a day? I feel sorry for his GI tract.

By: kingubu

kingubu — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:37:02 +0000

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By: r€nato

r€nato — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:34:24 +0000

You liberal traitors should be put in detention camps for aiding and abetting the enemy in a time of war.

Sorry, those spaces are reserved for the Republicans whom Hitlery KKKlintoon is going to throw in there on Jan. 21, 2009.