Comments on: Huston, He Has A Problem http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html Poise! Poise! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 07:57:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: evilchemistry http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-424678 evilchemistry Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:28:48 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-424678 So I just had to look it up, a completely sedentary person burns 800 to 1500 calories per day. Calculating it out, sitting on your ass and breathing is good for circa 0.5 to 1 calorie per minute. Four calories per minute? (n < 3, so no standard deviation is reported) Warner Todd Huston, the four calorie per minute super studmuffin! So I just had to look it up, a completely sedentary person burns 800 to 1500 calories per day. Calculating it out, sitting on your ass and breathing is good for circa 0.5 to 1 calorie per minute.

Four calories per minute? (n < 3, so no standard deviation is reported)

Warner Todd Huston, the four calorie per minute super studmuffin!

]]> By: Caveat http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-424585 Caveat Thu, 10 Jan 2008 23:35:18 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-424585 "the claim that sex burns four calories a minute is a rather specious argument " Newsflash - it isn't a spectator sport. “the claim that sex burns four calories a minute is a rather specious argument ”

Newsflash – it isn’t a spectator sport.

]]> By: Caveat http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-424583 Caveat Thu, 10 Jan 2008 23:34:11 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-424583 sxwarren, That's only in Philadelphia :>) sxwarren,

That’s only in Philadelphia :>)

]]> By: sxwarren http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-424473 sxwarren Thu, 10 Jan 2008 22:31:56 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-424473 Four calories a minute? That's gotta be wrong. It burns at least 50 calories just getting on the trapeze. Four calories a minute?

That’s gotta be wrong. It burns at least 50 calories just getting on the trapeze.

]]> By: The Hippies http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-424359 The Hippies Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:54:46 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-424359 <i>why do wingnuts think hippies have any influence over anyone apart from, perhaps, other hippies? Seriously. It’s like they think there’s some all-powerful, be-Birkenstocked horde of hairy legged stoners out making the big decisions in government and media.</i> Thank you for throwing them off our track. The dashikis, three inch disco heels and The Bump had failed to convince them we were Teh Blacks and we were running out of ideas to get them off our 8-track. Now we can return our attention to eliminating nuclear weapons before somebody starts handing them out to other religious extremists besides the Baptists. Word has it their are some bad mofos searching the blackmarket yellowcake and they might be Mormons! why do wingnuts think hippies have any influence over anyone apart from, perhaps, other hippies? Seriously. It’s like they think there’s some all-powerful, be-Birkenstocked horde of hairy legged stoners out making the big decisions in government and media.

Thank you for throwing them off our track. The dashikis, three inch disco heels and The Bump had failed to convince them we were Teh Blacks and we were running out of ideas to get them off our 8-track.

Now we can return our attention to eliminating nuclear weapons before somebody starts handing them out to other religious extremists besides the Baptists. Word has it their are some bad mofos searching the blackmarket yellowcake and they might be Mormons!

]]> By: Matt T. http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-424177 Matt T. Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:22:57 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-424177 As someone who has long hair, smokes copious amounts of weed, digs the whole idea of peace & love, and actually likes the Grateful Dead (up until Pigpen died, anyway), I gotta ask three things: Numero uno, why do wingnuts think hippies have any influence over anyone apart from, perhaps, other hippies? Seriously. It's like they think there's some all-powerful, be-Birkenstocked horde of hairy legged stoners out making the big decisions in government and media. You really think the guy who runs the <i>Tribune</i> listens to a guy like me as opposed to a rich white man in a suit? Seriously? Numero two-o, and I really wanna know this, why do wingnuts hate sex so much? It's like they just cannot grasp the idea of spending all day giving the person you love - or the person you really like and who just happens to be around - fair-to-middlin to mind-blowing orgasms and it not be to make more babies for the Fatherland. They keep saying it's because the fuckin' is destroying society, but it always comes across as just hatred of hot monkey lovin'. Don't get that. Numero three-o,...uhhh, damn. Totally slipped my mind, don't know what could've caused that. As someone who has long hair, smokes copious amounts of weed, digs the whole idea of peace & love, and actually likes the Grateful Dead (up until Pigpen died, anyway), I gotta ask three things:

Numero uno, why do wingnuts think hippies have any influence over anyone apart from, perhaps, other hippies? Seriously. It’s like they think there’s some all-powerful, be-Birkenstocked horde of hairy legged stoners out making the big decisions in government and media. You really think the guy who runs the Tribune listens to a guy like me as opposed to a rich white man in a suit? Seriously?

Numero two-o, and I really wanna know this, why do wingnuts hate sex so much? It’s like they just cannot grasp the idea of spending all day giving the person you love – or the person you really like and who just happens to be around – fair-to-middlin to mind-blowing orgasms and it not be to make more babies for the Fatherland. They keep saying it’s because the fuckin’ is destroying society, but it always comes across as just hatred of hot monkey lovin’. Don’t get that.

Numero three-o,…uhhh, damn. Totally slipped my mind, don’t know what could’ve caused that.

]]> By: t4toby http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-424021 t4toby Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:18:16 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-424021 And can I say the new shit-troll suxxors!!!1! And can I say the new shit-troll suxxors!!!1!

]]> By: t4toby http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-424017 t4toby Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:15:50 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-424017 <blockquote>but the wing-gut remains...</blockquote Comedy Gold, man. Comedy Gold!

but the wing-gut remains…</blockquote

Comedy Gold, man. Comedy Gold!

]]> By: Davis http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-424003 Davis Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:07:18 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-424003 g said, January 10, 2008 at 7:40 But, man, let’s not bring us all down with talk of marriage, commitment, and morality, shall we? Gosh, the article just talks about the physical benefits of sex. Why does he jump to the conclusion that sex has to take place outside of the bonds of marriage, commitment, and morality? Unless…… Telling, isn't it, g? A normal person with a normal sex life would not make that leap. g said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:40

But, man, let’s not bring us all down with talk of marriage, commitment, and morality, shall we?

Gosh, the article just talks about the physical benefits of sex. Why does he jump to the conclusion that sex has to take place outside of the bonds of marriage, commitment, and morality? Unless……

Telling, isn’t it, g? A normal person with a normal sex life would not make that leap.

]]> By: Caveat http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-423917 Caveat Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:01:10 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-423917 "a few adult beverages, a fake phone number scribbled on cocktail napkin" Not to bore us with personal details or anything... "I’d also like to point out that the claim that sex burns four calories a minute is a rather specious argument " Um, you're not supposed to do it alone...let's face it, a 4-calorie burn per month isn't going to help you much, Schmoo...and it isn't an 'argument'...and...oh, forget it. “a few adult beverages, a fake phone number scribbled on cocktail napkin”

Not to bore us with personal details or anything…

“I’d also like to point out that the claim that sex burns four calories a minute is a rather specious argument ”

Um, you’re not supposed to do it alone…let’s face it, a 4-calorie burn per month isn’t going to help you much, Schmoo…and it isn’t an ‘argument’…and…oh, forget it.

]]> By: Kevin Hayden http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-423900 Kevin Hayden Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:33:47 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-423900 Smells like Banjo Spirit. Methinks the man no longer approves of being fisted outside of marriage. Smells like Banjo Spirit.

Methinks the man no longer approves of being fisted outside of marriage.

]]> By: MileHi Hawkeye http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-423889 MileHi Hawkeye Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:12:40 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-423889 "Few people are able to sustain enough sexual activity to make any difference in burning calories." Speaking for yourself, eh speedy? I am proud to be one of the "few", but then I am a liberal fascist. TICTMP! “Few people are able to sustain enough sexual activity to make any difference in burning calories.”

Speaking for yourself, eh speedy?

I am proud to be one of the “few”, but then I am a liberal fascist. TICTMP!

]]> By: SenderC http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-423886 SenderC Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:08:18 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-423886 I believe that I saw that same beard in one of the drawings on the Wooly Willy game. I believe that I saw that same beard in one of the drawings on the Wooly Willy game.

]]> By: Legalize http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-423872 Legalize Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:01:27 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-423872 Why do teh wingnuts make it sooooo impossible NOT to make fun of them? Why do teh wingnuts make it sooooo impossible NOT to make fun of them?

]]> By: Jake H. http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-423857 Jake H. Thu, 10 Jan 2008 14:40:39 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-423857 Shorter Warner: Have more sex? Give me some advice I can actually use! Shorter Warner: Have more sex? Give me some advice I can actually use!

]]> By: annejumps http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-423854 annejumps Thu, 10 Jan 2008 14:35:37 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-423854 You know, I didn't read the article he's talking about, but I'm going to go ahead and guess that no one said sex is "nothing but fun." You know, I didn’t read the article he’s talking about, but I’m going to go ahead and guess that no one said sex is “nothing but fun.”

]]> By: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-423753 ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:42:18 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-423753 Ring names Uncle Elmer Plowboy Frazier Big Tex Ed Younger The Convict Tiny Frazier Pascagoula Plowboy The Giant Rebel Kamala II Giant Hillbilly Thank the FSM for wikipedia! Ring names
Uncle Elmer
Plowboy Frazier
Big Tex
Ed Younger
The Convict
Tiny Frazier
Pascagoula Plowboy
The Giant Rebel
Kamala II
Giant Hillbilly

Thank the FSM for wikipedia!

]]> By: kiki http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-423652 kiki Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:08:12 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-423652 I heard of a review (probably apocryphal) of a Whitney Houston album that read simply, "Houston, you have a problem." Surely a close second to "Shit sandwich". I heard of a review (probably apocryphal) of a Whitney Houston album that read simply, “Houston, you have a problem.”

Surely a close second to “Shit sandwich”.

]]> By: Smut Clyde http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-423524 Smut Clyde Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:51:11 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-423524 <i>I’d also like to point out that the claim that sex burns four calories a minute is a rather specious argument to make as a benefit for sexual activity.</i> I'm sure there are people out there who are engaging in sex reluctantly, under the misguided impression that it is a form of aerobic exercise, much in the same way as they'd approach the treadmill or a new Nautilus machine at the gym. At least people like that are kept away from immoral choices. Never met anyone like that, though. I’d also like to point out that the claim that sex burns four calories a minute is a rather specious argument to make as a benefit for sexual activity.
I’m sure there are people out there who are engaging in sex reluctantly, under the misguided impression that it is a form of aerobic exercise, much in the same way as they’d approach the treadmill or a new Nautilus machine at the gym.
At least people like that are kept away from immoral choices.
Never met anyone like that, though.

]]> By: Thursday http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-423491 Thursday Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:57:33 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8456.html#comment-423491 If he wants to page *ahem - legally, you freaks* somebody, may I suggest Mistress Matisse? It could only help. And as for liberals and gay sex? Who is it that wants to be utterly dominated by a large, bearded man; to give themselves over, completely and utterly, to his every command? With apologies to Stephen Colbert, God is a Bear. If he wants to page *ahem – legally, you freaks* somebody, may I suggest Mistress Matisse?

It could only help.

And as for liberals and gay sex? Who is it that wants to be utterly dominated by a large, bearded man; to give themselves over, completely and utterly, to his every command?

With apologies to Stephen Colbert, God is a Bear.

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