Comments on: Shorter Warner Todd “I Has A Bucket”* Huston

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:38:04 +0000

Let me suggest once more that we gay-marry conservatives after they’ve died. Thus, I now declare Jerry Falwell and Fred Thompson married. Enjoy!

Thompson only looks dead.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:34:02 +0000

Speaking of Mormons, I wonder if there’s a way to legally prevent them from converting you after you’ve died.

Let me suggest once more that we gay-marry conservatives after they’ve died. Thus, I now declare Jerry Falwell and Fred Thompson married. Enjoy!

By: Doctorb Science

Doctorb Science — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:16:17 +0000

Well, you know a lot of religions have a rule that you can’t really leave, or at least can’t choose to leave. Of course, once you stop believing in that religion, you wouldn’t really care what they say. Unless, of course, the religion contains a substantial number of violent busybodies.

Speaking of Mormons, I wonder if there’s a way to legally prevent them from converting you after you’ve died.

By: Boy Called Sue

Boy Called Sue — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 14:57:28 +0000

Dan Someone:

I have known people who believe the same thing about Mormons.

I think it’s just a general slander, like almost everything else they try to bash Muslims with.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:05:30 +0000

Whatever porcoisesandtuna is on, I would like some, though I would prefer to adjust the mixture to include more heroin and less amphetamine.

By: porcoisesandtuna

porcoisesandtuna — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:21:16 +0000

you aren’t permitted to criticize barack obama.

By: g

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:32:36 +0000

Once you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way, from your first cigarette to your last dying day!

By: Dan Someone

Dan Someone — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:26:10 +0000

To a serious Muslim, once a person accepts the practices of Islam they are a Muslim. Such a person doesn’t ever have to become a seriously practicing Muslim. Just accepting the mantle, no matter how brief, solidifies that person as a Muslim permanently. Further, there is no such thing as a “lapsed” Muslim, or one who quit the religion.

I knew it! Islam = the CIA! (You never leave the Company.)

By: cowalker

cowalker — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:20:35 +0000

C’mon now. Warner Todd as a point in hiz bucket. As well as elsewhere, but never mind. It’s not polite to point at points.

Those Muslim extremists will not honor a woman. Or a man who enjoys dressing in drag and bunking with gay roommates. Or a man who belongs to a religion that improves on “The Book” with translations from gold plates that were never seen by anyone other than Joseph Smith.

Nope. If we give the proper recognition to insanely extremist Muslims, it’s a battle among Huckabee, Ron Paul, McCain, and Edwards.

So shall we close ranks around Democratic candidates?

By: Candy

Candy — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:05:00 +0000

M’grammer’s poorly, and m’gramper ain’t doin’ too good neither.

By: g

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:57:02 +0000

Maybe we should go to the Long Thread and post there until the trolls go away.

Kind of like a storm cellar.

By: Hoosier X

Hoosier X — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:46:48 +0000

Dude, we got a frakkin’ contest going on here!

If you want to play Obama Kumbaya and give them a chance to act like humans, save it for a more appropriate time!

By: SamFromUtah

SamFromUtah — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:46:42 +0000

With the Poor Man gone, can we do some equivalent of the Golden Winger awards here?

By: SamFromUtah

SamFromUtah — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:45:36 +0000

GAH! I mispelled “grammar” in my second sentence above! I’m pwned!

Oddly, no – “grammer” is the correct spelling of grammar when you’re criticizing someone else’s spelling and grammar.

Well, at least there are 3204982304981 examples of that on the toobz, so it must be true.

By: O'Brien

O'Brien — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:44:04 +0000

One thing that I’m always noticing about the difference between liberals and conservatives is that a liberal will quote a real statement by a conservative and then discuss the real, live statement. And that way you notice whether the quote is made by a nutcase living under a freeway overpass or an influential pundit or the president.

On the other hand a conservative will say something like:

Jonah was right about another thing, libeals always exuse black racsism as “only” multi-culturalism.
- Bastion Booger, this thread, 7:23

but they won’t have any citations, so you don’t know if it was a Senator or a commentator on CNN or Al Sharpton or if it’s just something the average conservative pulls out of his butt on a regular basis.

This is what is known as a straw man argument, where, instead of actually engaging your opponent, you just make up something nonsensical that’s easy to refute.

One of the reasons that conservatives resort to straw man arguments and other logical fallacies is that they just don’t have the goods. They don’t have the facts, they don’t have the integrity, they don’t have the character to play fair.

If you DO have any honest, decent, reasonable arguments, it’s way past time to start using them.

By: Dagoril

Dagoril — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:40:53 +0000

As obsessed as the pukes are with people speaking murrikan english, you’d think they themselves would like, take the time to, erm, learn it. Or something. Whatever it is, it is in fact central to my point.

And welcome back Bastion of Buggery! You still smell like poo.

By: Gavin M.

Gavin M. — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:35:29 +0000

Yeah, Saul. Are you going to be aced out by this greenhorn newcomer?

By: g

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:34:21 +0000

Two of my three favorite blogs have disappeared into the Google-cached ether

Yeah, I also have to mourn the loss of Steve Gilliard.

By: Hoosier X

Hoosier X — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:32:46 +0000

Bastion won the dumbest award last thread HANDS DOWN!

But that was only the first round!

Bastion and Saul are both off to good starts.

Who wants it more?

By: pedestrian

pedestrian — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:32:30 +0000

I dabbled in a lot of creeds in my day, but I think I would remember accepting a mantle. Will radical bent muslims still want a shooting war? I was practically a womb baby