Mikey, it’s bad enough my podiatrist told me I can’t run anymore because I have arthritis at the ripe old age of f[mumble]ty something. The spectre of Mona’s graying pubes and liver-spotted ass as a preview of my own future would about do me in.

By the way, my BBQ grill blew over in last night’s storm. Think I can get one of those FEMA grants CY used to replace his?

Me!

Coincidence? I think not. In fact, it is central to El Cid’s point.

“Seriously though… What on earth makes you think I’m Gary Ruppert???”

I call fake doppelganger of a fake Gary. Does being a double negative sock puppet make you real?

How did your boy do in Wyoming?

Oh that’s right, Grandpa Fred got his ass kicked in yet another heartland state.

Good thing he really doesn’t give a rat’s ass.

On the other hand: Mona Charen, mouth pursed tight, complaining that Hugo Chavez is anti-Freedom and wants to shut down all political oppostion. Very much in the mode of “I have here, in my hands, a *list* of known communists… “, to quote another revered Reichtard figure. Mona’s column is illustrated with news photo of Chavez cuddling adorable little girl, caption says he is attempting to free Columbian hostages. Before I can access the comments, crufty Townhall site flashs some of the Ugliest Headshots Ever Taken and then blows out my dialup access, taking S,N! and an innocent hobby chat group along as collateral damage.

Win: Not Townhall, that’s for sure.

Bobby Clobber is Gary Ruppert. Having fun Gary? I bet you like pie!

The fact is, I am not nearly as talented or sexy as Gary Ruppert.

Seriously though… What on earth makes you think I’m Gary Ruppert???

Looks like the point is what you said here: …you just want them to get your book and agree with it.

…and it doesn’t especially matter that the book doesn’t say anything except what the ‘load thinks is self-evident, i.e., “libruls are bad”?

Uh oh, glitching. Looks like the GaryBot is suffering from replicative fading. It won’t be long until the GaryBot is reduced to a series of ones and zeros.

SamFromUtah said, January 7, 2008 at 0:46

People keep making fun of the Pantload’s phrase “indeed, it is central to my point.” But I’m still catching up – did he ever say what his point was? Something like “Even though liberal fascism is nothing like Nazi fascism, they’re still fascists and therefore bad?”

You are on the right path. It requires a great deal more sneering and when you say that, you have to not really care about the Nazi thing and mention it because these really annoying people make you mention it, and then really get all het up about the liberal fascists, because they are so, so awful and you think it is really awful that everyone doesn’t know this and keeps wanting to talk about the old Nazi fascists when you just want them to get your book and agree with it.