Comments on: This is likely related to the lion’s share of somethingor other…

By: leftard du jour

leftard du jour — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 13:12:42 +0000

To be clearer, #19

By: leftard du jour

leftard du jour — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 13:08:45 +0000

“My man Rudy Giuliani got smoked”

Please, that’s too much information.

By: LiberalFascistLover

LiberalFascistLover — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 01:37:53 +0000

Gavin adds: Also, unless Our Man Frum is employing the broadest possible roundy-uppy definition of the number 4, he’s inflating Giuliani’s total by 14.3%. (Giuliani actually got 3.5% of the vote.) Of course, nobody can really agree what numbers mean — especially those vague and sneaky small ones.

LOL, too damn funny!

By: El Cid

El Cid — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 17:27:54 +0000

John McCain: His hearty fiber will keep you regular, and keep your blood sugar controlled as well, which you’ll need for the next 100 or 1,000 years in Iraq.

By: actor212

actor212 — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 17:19:31 +0000

John McCain, who completely won the Iowa caucuses in his own special way, has unveiled his celebrity supporter: Wilford Brimley.

Great. And I was just getting comfortable eating Quaker Oats.

By: actor212

actor212 — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 17:18:34 +0000

Pssst. Only half of North Americans who claim to attend church every week actually do.

That would still make about a third of the country.

By: MileHi Hawkeye

MileHi Hawkeye — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 21:21:33 +0000

church=teh best pyramid scheme ever

By: SamFromUtah

SamFromUtah — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 20:35:32 +0000

Only half of North Americans who claim to attend church every week actually do.

I wonder if the reporting rate will become more honest as holier-than-thouism fades in popularity (which I assume it’s going to do as the scary end-times millennium turnover recedes into the past and many godbags are exposed as wetsuit-humping hypocrites).

By: False Prophet

False Prophet — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 19:57:13 +0000

Pssst. Only half of North Americans who claim to attend church every week actually do.

By: Dan Someone

Dan Someone — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 17:08:55 +0000

I suppose if we wanted to make it catchier, we’d call him the Noon Elf (really, it should be the Noin Elf, but that makes no sense).

By: Dan Someone

Dan Someone — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 17:08:23 +0000

So is Rudy’s new nickname “The Neun Elf”? Because if so, I demand a Photoshop from Gavin!

By: El Cid

El Cid — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 16:12:19 +0000

Me now smash puny liberals with Straight Hulk Express!

By: FGFM

FGFM — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 16:05:16 +0000

Ann hearts Jonah. "Imagine if you could have Superman fight the Hulk!"

By: Smiling Mortician

Smiling Mortician — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 16:03:21 +0000

Holy shit. Wilford Brimley’s still alive? Hasn’t he already died, like, three times?

I think Mortician’s up north, but Hoosier and Bouffant are down your way.

Unfortunately, they seem to have this preoccupation, um, dammit, what would you call it, a life or something. Assholes.

Hey now. Do not!

By: El Cid

El Cid — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 15:59:03 +0000

Oh, you can now forget Mike Huckabee's house celebrity Chuck Norris. John McCain, who completely won the Iowa caucuses in his own special way, has unveiled his celebrity supporter: Wilford Brimley. Eat that, Huckabags!

By: zsa

zsa — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 14:44:11 +0000

We’re all winners of the 2008 Iowa Republican caucus! Let’s not be carrying on about who got more votes than who. The important thing is that you all did your best.

Umm, except for Fred Thompson.

By: Blue Buddha

Blue Buddha — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 14:27:36 +0000

actor212 said,

January 5, 2008 at 15:22

Huckabee won! McCain won! Romney won! Rudy won!

It sounds like a fucking game of tee-ball…

Everybody is special, and gets their own little awards.

Forgive me for saying it: sounds like a bunch of retards.

By: actor212

actor212 — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 13:22:32 +0000

Huckabee won! McCain won! Romney won! Rudy won!

It sounds like a fucking game of tee-ball…

By: Arky - Professional Peace Disturber

Arky - Professional Peace Disturber — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 12:43:50 +0000

This is what war is about. It’s so close to love, but the fluids spill, well, differently. But you have to embrace the stuff that comes out of your enemy.

Well ferchrissakes, double glove before fisting Tweety into a coma. I’d hate to see you slowly mutate into a chickenshit bloviating Thompson sniffing douche bag.

Because I’d have to hunt you down and put you out of your misery.

By: lobbey

lobbey — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 11:06:23 +0000

Nope, Mikey, there is definitely a school of Italian — or at least Sicilian — cooking where any dish involving cream must also include peas (or artichokes or asparagus) “to balance”.

you are right, an old freind of mine, from a southern Italain fmily used to throw peas into every pasta dish he could find, saif it added to the colour. ever conviced me, but it always did taste good.