Comments on: Now Why Didn’t I Think of That?

By: Carl

Carl — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:31:14 +0000

Oh and as long as I’m here way past the expiration date, in case you want to see what’s in between the ellipses “and of the Independence of the United States of America the Twelfth.” That’s right, the delegates think the Declaration of Independence was important enough to be put in the same sentence with the Virgin Birth. But you know, Christianity above all else.

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By: flatfoot

flatfoot — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 07:13:41 +0000

Every time I see a picture of “Jesus,” I cringe.

I once worked with a black woman who had a picture of her own version of “Jesus” on her cubicle – a “black Jesus.” In her Christian community, it is believed that Jesus was black.

To which, I reply, Who cares what color He was? It matters not one iota whether he was a blonde haired, blue eyed caucasian or a dark-skinned negroid, or something in between.

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Reed R. Heustis, Jr., Esq.

By: cokane

cokane — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:01:49 +0000

what a heuge douchebage, even his wabside is horrible.

By: flatfoot

flatfoot — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:49:33 +0000

Reed ‘The Machine’ hits on other bible dudes on myspace-

Jan 2 2008 5:19 PM

Happy New Year of our Lord!

Paul, there is an outside chance (perhaps less than 20%?) that I may come to Florida this Spring to visit Vero Beach for my Dodgers’ final spring training there.

I’ve never been to Florida, so it would be nice to know “somebody” there, if I went.

I’ll keep you posted!

paul

By: flatfoot

flatfoot — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:23:13 +0000

That’s not a landing strip, it’s a park and ride.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:16:30 +0000

I know that my little dog was turned on by it.
This is the first time I’ve encountered this particular euphemism.

By: --Blue Girl

--Blue Girl — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 03:28:04 +0000

Funniest. Fucking. Comment Thread. EVAH!

(And amazingly troll-free! How do you do it???

By: ImJohnGalt

ImJohnGalt — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 02:59:13 +0000

What is it with Reed and that look?

http://mlb.mlb.com/team/player.jsp?player_id=407862

This cannot be coincidence.

Anyone know any other Reeds such that a conspiracy may be proven?

By: Jon H

Jon H — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 01:11:55 +0000

The vertical hold blew out on his Hitler ‘stache.

By: gbear

gbear — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:38:20 +0000

If one more person implies anything about how that facial ferret is supposed to be sexually attractive to gay men, I’m going to come back and start telling the full true story in all it’s glorious detail of a full holiday weekend of computer shopping and system failures and customer relations managers and tech support that will have you reaching for the razor blades. Cliff Notes version: avoid Vista like the plague.

By: spencer

spencer — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:33:17 +0000

His bio also mentions that he’s a member of the American Heritage Party. Me neither. Here’s their Statement of Imaginations. Here's my favorite bit from their little fantasy: Imagine a political party that is unafraid to attack socialism at its secular, unbelieving, religious roots! (Emphasis mine.) So socialism has secular and religious roots? Interesting . . .

By: gbear

gbear — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:26:51 +0000

When they said “…in the year of our lord 1787…”, perhaps they were referring to diety upgrades. Maybe lord 1562 was a bad design that crashed before any prayers could be processed, or lord 932′s memory was so small that he couldn’t save anything complex. We won’t even mention lord 666.

By: t4toby

t4toby — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:19:06 +0000

Well, actor, I’m not sure of your credentials, but I’ll take your word for it.

By: mikeg

mikeg — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:04:21 +0000

Jesus to Founders: “Hey, you left me out of this document entirely!”

Founders to Jesus: “Not to worry – we’ve incorporated you by reference.”

Seems like a slap in the face to the King of Kings. Seems to merit better treatment than an obscure rule of document construction.

By: RobW

RobW — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:35:05 +0000

The fur on his face is called a chinchilla and was recommended by his chinodontist.

By: Americans for Half-Face-Mullet Acceptance

Americans for Half-Face-Mullet Acceptance — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:27:48 +0000

Have any of you ever tried walking around a mall with a half-face-mullet to see how others react? Well? Have you??

By: actor212

actor212 — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:21:00 +0000

t4,

We call them “landing strips”.

By: t4toby

t4toby — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:12:18 +0000

I thought a Brazilian was a total deforestation.

By: LuLu

LuLu — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 18:22:06 +0000

I’m sorry … perhaps it’s just the New Year’s hangover that just. Won’t. Die! But could someone please explain why any man would think a Brazilian wax job on his chin would be teh sexxxy?

I’m just sayin’.