Comments on: Destroy-Christmas Plan — Thwarted!1!!!

By: Ganesh Gifts

Ganesh Gifts — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 13:41:02 +0000

And McCain, who will win the GOP primary by default/process of elimination especially in a brokered convention, will still beat HRC

By: Sadly, No! » Kiss-Ass Off the Starboard Bow

Sadly, No! » Kiss-Ass Off the Starboard Bow — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 02:34:09 +0000

[...] Update II: HTML Mencken said: [...]

By: actor212

actor212 — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 14:18:55 +0000

solon of prudential forbearance

Ahhhhhhhh, that’s what Morrissey got upset about! In his mind, you called him a “prudish solo bear”…

By: actor212

actor212 — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 14:12:51 +0000

Why do Morrissey and Erickson look like they belong on some Megan’s Law website?

By: james

james — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 06:25:22 +0000

the racism is as heartwarming as the holiday cheer.

By: Joe

Joe — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 08:40:54 +0000

If the Captain had a ship named after Sir Francis Drake’s famous vessel, would he call his weblog The Captain’s Hindquarters?

By: Gus

Gus — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 05:05:57 +0000

Has anyone said, “what does it say about Democrats that I believed this bullshit story”?

By: g

Sat, 22 Dec 2007 03:54:17 +0000

Merry Cunt to all and to all a good night!

By: John O

John O — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 03:46:00 +0000

Indeed, where is the retraction, Cap’n?

Of all the conservative retards I scan, just to make sure S,N! isn’t making all this shit up, the Cap’n indeed strikes me as among the more reasonable.

But when your compatriots include Ann Coulter and Michael “The” Savage and any other number of complete racist xenophobic intellectually challenged retards, even, well, a morbidly obese person could clear the proverbial bar with a 6″ leap.

And McCain, who will win the GOP primary by default/process of elimination especially in a brokered convention, will still beat HRC.

Why? Because too many brain-wave-challenged people vote. Like, say, the Cap’n's fans.

We are fucked up the ass like your average GOP homosexual basher.

By: Left_Wing_Fox

Left_Wing_Fox — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 01:56:54 +0000

I thought that was “Sadlynauts.”

In a week of headsplody crazy, this was appreciated. Tanks for the giggles!

By: binzinerator

binzinerator — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 23:30:14 +0000

Tail’s missing, though. But don’t they usually dock Standards’ tails?

By: binzinerator

binzinerator — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 23:28:55 +0000

Geez, update 3 looks like he’s got a Standard poodle’s ass wrapped around his head.

By: kingubu

kingubu — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 22:34:15 +0000

All I can say re: update 3 is HOLY SHIT, there’s totally a whole dude poking out of that meteor’s ass!

By: Lesley

Lesley — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 21:18:43 +0000

bwahahaha, love update III. Transforming Ed into one of the furry freak brothers is some feat.

By: Spokane Moderate

Spokane Moderate — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 21:08:11 +0000

The picture after update #3 looks like any number of my relatives in the 1970s.

You’re related to Sam Brownback? Condolences.

By: DAS

DAS — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 20:58:57 +0000

The picture after update #3 looks like any number of my relatives in the 1970s.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 20:57:57 +0000

FoD, that puts me in mind of an author…can’t quite remember his name…something like Teigig Hoselast, who trivializes NAZI abuses in order to score political points. Ahh. It's spelled Orson Scott Card.

By: dBa

dBa — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 20:50:32 +0000

FoD, that puts me in mind of an author…can’t quite remember his name…something like Teigig Hoselast, who trivializes NAZI abuses in order to score political points.

They’ll never understand what they do.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 20:39:43 +0000

Man, that ‘fro really thins Ed out. It really is the season for giving.

By: over_educated

over_educated — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 20:37:00 +0000

I believe we prefer the term “Sadly, Nobodies” as described in the above post.

To be honest that is the most clever thing I have heard from a wingnut in 7 years.