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A Friendly Reminder
Make sure you mosey on over to the RNC website to cast your vote for Hans Zeiger for primetime speaker at the upcoming Republican Convention. Because let’s face it…If anybody fits the image of the Republican Party, it’s Hans.
Besides, Sheri Valera (the “totally hot” candidate) won’t put out.
Anonymous said,
August 1, 2004 at 16:17
Hans Ziegheiler looks like a SA Brownshirt.
One or two sneek previews of the 2004 RNC.
SixFootPole said,
August 1, 2004 at 16:18
mmmmmm….Hans….tastes like chicken…
Attaturk said,
August 1, 2004 at 16:20
Oh, God, “Hans Zeiger uber alles”.
I must say, I admire the GOP scouring the nation to find some ethnic diversity in possible speakers.
Even to the point of inviting the Hitler Jungen [my apologies to the Boy Scouts, but I've never been above a low blow].
Chris Vosburg said,
August 1, 2004 at 17:29
Wow, he’s actually wrapped in a flag (for your protection!).
Mrs Trent said,
August 1, 2004 at 19:09
Hands! Above! Flag!
You dirty, dirty, dirty litlle boi!
Jim said,
August 1, 2004 at 20:11
Hans is really cute. But I know for a fact what goes on in those pup tents on Boy Scouts campouts and I don’t think the RNC wants to go there.
Jim said,
August 1, 2004 at 20:12
Hans is really cute. But I know for a fact what goes on in those pup tents on Boy Scouts campouts and I don’t think the RNC wants to go there.
Jim said,
August 1, 2004 at 20:12
Hans is really cute. But I know for a fact what goes on in those pup tents on Boy Scouts campouts and I don’t think the RNC wants to go there.
Yankee in exile said,
August 1, 2004 at 22:42
his favorite broadway show is West Side Story, when he really wanted to say Cats.
So when’s he coming out of the closet?
four legs good said,
August 2, 2004 at 15:57
Good grief. From Hans’ q & a :
President Bush is able to speak in simple ways that touch young and old alike.
In other words, chimpy appeals to the senile and the too young to understand his babble crowd.
Too funny!
Less funny- Hans looks like a candidate for the hitler youth.
Anonymous said,
August 2, 2004 at 19:27
Nice brownshirt. He’s as gay as the day is long.
Anntichrist S. Coulter said,
August 3, 2004 at 2:22
It’s not so much that Frau Hans is “gay”, per se, it’s that he’s so GLARINGLY, BLARINGLY, STUFFED-WAAAAYYYY-IN-THE-BACK-OF-THE-CLOSET GAY that makes him so sad. And all dressed up in his best Collectors’ Edition Junior Nazi Costume, too!
I bet he has the spiffiest Honor Badges in his troop. And I bet he embroidered every one himself.
Watch out, when THIS boy-scout comes out of the closet — he’s going to blow the doors off the fucker.
Sour Kraut said,
August 3, 2004 at 22:04
I hope they pick him. We’ll finally get to see a room full of Republicans saying,
“Zeiger Heil!!! Zeiger Heil!!!”
alan said,
August 4, 2004 at 22:09
No offense to Hans or anyone else, but I would really like to knock the bottom outta that. A couple times.