Among the Koufaxes we’re not going to win this year is best series, for which someone nominated An Assful of Secrets, the black-and-white noir serial featuring Richard Widmark as a French-Canadian anti-wingnut detective. It’s a pain to skip around the…

Among the Koufaxes we’re not going to win this year is best series, for which someone nominated An Assful of Secrets, the black-and-white noir serial featuring Richard Widmark as a French-Canadian anti-wingnut detective. It’s a pain to skip around the…

I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised.

I was on Castro Street less than an hour ago (NOT for the reason you think; I was with my wife and daughter, waiting for a bus) and the only flags I saw were rainbow-colored.

“The type of guy I like looks straight at you when having sex.”

See, Pete? Just on the last one alone, you’re disqualified.

Very revealing, Alison — and here Pete’s always claiming that he never gets any action . . . .

I guess we’ll just have to agree to disagree. I lived there for three of the most wretched years of my life. It’s a horrible town, and I wouldn’t mind salting their fields, but I guess if you like silage judging (Or was it manure judging? It was something like that), State College is the place for you.

State College was voted by U.S News & WR in the mid-80s as one of the most live-able small towns in America. I repeated it in this forum more or less tongue in cheek after reading your comment.

I have family & friends who’ve lived in State College for over 25 years. Not to mention all of my friends who currently own businesses in SC. I visit often and look forward to the home football games every year so I can see everyone. (Hopefully we can start winning soon.) I would move there in a second if the situation was right for me and my family, and still might retire there.

Thanks for the stats and 37 cent words, but I fail to see how that makes me a liar.

Mystery solved!

See, Amber has been talking about joining the military ever since September, 2001. So I guess that Seb, being the gentleman that he is, just HAD to lock her up in that cage for her own protection.

But now that you’ve clumsily allowed her to escape, Pete M., I’ll bet you could find her at the nearest Marine recruiting office if you hurry real quickly… unless, of course, she’s joined one of those better-paying Halliburton-type corporate armies.

All I know is that any woman who talks so frequently about signing up to go to Iraq is bound to get over there somehow, and you can bet your bottom dollar that she’ll win more medals than John F. Kerry and George W. Bush put together.

So watch out, you America-hating terrorist bastards! You can’t run and you can’t hide from AMBER!

“The type of guy I like looks like he is an overgrown 8 year old.”

“The type of guy I like is an indidvidualist. When he walks down the street, he sees no one. He is only concerned with himself and his business.”

“The type of guy I like always golfs, he drinks coffee, and has a stock portfolio.”

“The type of guy I like is not loud. You will never see him addressing more than 3 or 4 people at a time.”

“The type of guy I like looks straight at you when having sex.”

See, Pete? Just on the last one alone, you’re disqualified.

What you said = lie.

State College is a terrible place to live. I don’t know why the suicide rate is only 7 per 100,000. When I was there, everybody was committing suicide (four defenestrations in a two year period) or going nuts with a Mauser rifle.

When you live in a place like that, killing people is just about the only thing that you can do to pass the time.

By the way, the coffee shops in State College are terrible, too.

…and then I got banished from the Waffle Shop, I don’t know if it’s the one branch or all of `em.

Oh and one more thing, how can you, in the space of 3 sentences, both admit that people have free speech, “even to cripple your own countrymen and soldiers during war time,” and call it treason at the same time?

Pete, Does Bloomington, IN have such a title?

I used to live in State College, PA, the imaginatively named support network for the university, and trust me, the only things to the left of the local population are G. Gordon Liddy, Ollie North, Karl Rove, and Bill O’Reilly.

I mean, we’re talking about a place that won’t let high school start up until after the county fair, because of its “educational value.”

They had nothing but sympathy for terrorists and disdain for America. They were so loud that we gave them a name: Blame America First-ers.

“Blame America First-ers?” Perhaps if you had asked them to quiet down, Amber, you wouldn’t have been so distracted and could come up with a better nickname.

*sigh* You know Seb is going to be very upset about this unless you catch her. Better yet, catch Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin and Amber, lock all three of them in one cage. That’ll be a nice homecoming gift for him.

And it will make things so much quieter.