Comments on: Space: Noondy-Noondy-Noonan*

By: Doctorb Science

Doctorb Science — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 20:05:28 +0000

Yeah … that’s okay, though, as I won a whole bunch of quatloos betting on the newcomer.

By: Djur

Djur — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 06:21:27 +0000

MzNicky gets the quatloos even though it's the wrong song to parody, mostly due to the Noid reference and also because "facemullet" doesn't scan where "hat" does. Sorry, Drb. I think a quatloo is a small tropical citrus.

By: Doctorb Science

Doctorb Science — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 05:52:37 +0000

So easy, it’s like doing nothing at all (sorry, Devo):

Margoloid he was a Margoloid
Happier than you and me
Margoloid he was a Margoloid
And it determined what he could see
Margoloid he was a Margoloid
One chromosome too many
Margoloid he was a Margoloid
And it determined what he could see
And he wore a facemullet
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one knew
Margoloid he was a Margoloid
His friends were unaware
Margoloid he was a Margoloid
Nobody even cared

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 03:16:30 +0000

Ahem.
To the tune of “Yesterday”:

Margoloid
You remind me of a Mongoloid
Are you starting to feel paranoid?
Oh, I avoid teh Margoloid

Suddenly
He and Noonan stand in front of me
Is this not a racing train I see?
Oh Margoloid! Fall, instantly!

Why they have to blow, I don’t know
it’s so schizoid
I read what they wrote,
felt a bloat
Named Margoloid

Margoloid

Someone tell me he’s an android
He should be one of the unemployed
My disdain is quite unalloyed
Umm hmmm hmm hmm, Margoloid.

By the way, Djur: How much is a thousand quatloos?

By: FlipYrWhig

FlipYrWhig — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 01:41:30 +0000

A thousand quatloos to whoever can actually expand “Margoloid” into a full song.

If I weren’t furiously grading, I’d definitely take a stab at it… Sigh.

By: dBa

dBa — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 01:31:55 +0000

Nothing stupid people say seems odd any more. It’s like Rush teaching us thermodynamics.

By: Doctorb Science

Doctorb Science — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 00:34:59 +0000

Should it seem odd to me that Saul, an Orthodox Rabbi, is using “BC” for the years of Biblical events?

By: r€nato

r€nato — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 00:31:43 +0000

Actor 212, no races descended from Africa, that is just a darwinian evolutionary lie, all races have descended from Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden which was in Mesopotamia around 5500 B.C.

Saul, no matter how you try, you’ll never be as hilarious as Jonah Goldberg.

But, you’d do as the opening act should he ever decide to do a lecture tour.

We’ll even arrange for you to beat yourself up and claim Teh Campus Librhuls terrorized you.

By: Djur

Djur — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 23:33:56 +0000

FlipYrWhig: A thousand quatloos to whoever can actually expand “Margoloid” into a full song.

By: FlipYrWhig

FlipYrWhig — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 23:23:33 +0000

* There aren’t enough good puns on Matt Margolis’s name.

Have you tried “Margolian Barbeque”? “Margoloid, He Was a Margoloid”?

By: FlipYrWhig

FlipYrWhig — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 22:49:33 +0000

Except when it’s busy being in Missouri.

Mizzoupotamia?

By: Grand Moff Texan

Grand Moff Texan — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 22:30:46 +0000

The original Jews were desendants of the Patriach Abraham who was from the city of Ur in Mesopotamia, which is were White people originated.

If, by “white,” you mean “people who are considered to be ‘white’ in NYC.”

and the Jews weren’t enslaved in Egypt until about 1550 B.C.

… at which point they were the Hyksos, not the “Jews,” they were employed, not enslaved, and they were driven out of Egypt by a pharaoh named “Moses.”

But let’s not let facts get in the way of drooling superstitious freakdom.
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By: Grand Moff Texan

Grand Moff Texan — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 22:27:50 +0000

I agree Gary, the left considers all Patriots racsist.

“RAc-sist”? Is that like that Swedish cheese stuff that’s kinda like fondue? Or do I have to bite a patriot to find out?
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By: Lesley

Lesley — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 22:25:23 +0000

should have said “those who believe.” (Not all feminists are idiotic.)

By: Grand Moff Texan

Grand Moff Texan — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 22:24:55 +0000

all races have descended from Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden which was in Mesopotamia around 5500 B.C.

Except when it’s busy being in Missouri.
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By: Lesley

Lesley — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 22:24:12 +0000

Everything one needs to know about Rachel Marsden before saying yes to a roll in the hay.

Plenty of feminists – who stupidly believe women are incapable of wrongdoing, abuse, evil, and so on – sided with her and continue to do so even though she’s been tried and found guilty on stalking charges.

By: Leonard Pierce

Leonard Pierce — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 22:15:23 +0000

Oh, man. “The Strategist”, fucking parfait.

By: actor212

actor212 — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 22:13:06 +0000

Aw, MzNicky, I’m almost done.

By: actor212

actor212 — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 22:12:46 +0000

I mean, Saul, I’ve heard the term “Self-hating Jew” but…well, let me ask you: you support Jonah Goldberg’s premise that liberals are fascists, and take after Nazis.

Most Jews are liberal. Does this make Jews out to be Nazis?

By: Tim (the other one)

Tim (the other one) — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 22:12:37 +0000

Some say the Garden of Eden was in Missouri.