After work today, I plan on eating a salad, going for a three-mile run and then rounding up my fellow white guys and putting them into camps. It’s the least this liberal fascist can do for The Cause.
I swear to God, this book is like reading 400 pages of some whiny child shrieking, “But mo-ooooooom, I don’t wanna eat my vegetables, I WANT CAKE CAKE CAKE, it’s not faaaaaa-haaaaay-haaaaay-aaaaaair!!!!”
UPDATE: Yeah, this Jon Swift post deserves another promotion…
Above: Idea hiked from Matt Steinglass
UPDATE II: More liberal fascism (my emphasis):
The fastest eco boat on the planet will attempt to break the round the world speed record using fuel made from human fat.
Pete Bethune, the New Zealand skipper of Earthrace, said the attempt to circumnavigate the globe would begin from Valencia in Spain on March 1 next year. [...]
Demonstrating further commitment to the cause, Bethune underwent liposuction and donated enough to produce 100ml of biofuel, while two other, larger volunteers also had the procedure, making a total of 10 litres of human fat.
Liberals are now using human fat to power their eco-friendly vehicles. Can death camps for Cheetos-devouring patriots be far behind?