Kiss my fat ass. I haven’t had pie in ten fucking years. What I have is screaming arthritis and 24/7 migraines, and no, oddly enough, I don’t jog even if I don’t eat that much. Obviously fat people are all stupid and thin people are all smart, right? How the fuck else do you explain Britney Spears. Even assuming there was any truth to your pointless assertion, it might have less to do with fat gullibility and more to do with desperation to stop being fat because of unprovoked viciousness from judgmental jackasses like yourself.

OK Mikey, I’ve made myself a t-shirt that says ‘Thank ME if you haven’t been blown up today’. It would seem, judging from the reaction, that no one gives a rat’s pitootie whether or not they remain solvent. Ingrates.

December 19, 2007 at 18:34

Never underestimate the fascination that a select part of our population has for what comes out of their butts. They’d buy Play-Doh Fun Factory attachments that fit hollow butt plugs if someone made ‘em.”

Thank you! Cha ching!

These poor saps are probably all obese and think the reason why is because their bowels are blocked. Something is blocked all right and I have a suspicion the area is above their necks. (But not their pieholes!)

Halloween Jack,
what do you mean, if? Behold, the Turd Twister
Sorry, you’ve been beaten to that market segment.

Ha! So there losers! All this time you thought it began in the uterus.

Of course, that would make those things in the pics colon-babies.

Somebody notify Pastor Swank! Think of all those aborted fetal-feces!

I don’t know, I’ve been wanting some opera glasses.

And before you click through, let me reassure you that EneMan is, in fact, a giant green humanoid rectal appliance.

How apt, given that the other posts have to do with the same thing, except a book written by that appliance.

This is central to my point.

Candy shaped like a sheep’s belly? Mmmmm-mmmm, sign me up for some of that!

And before you click through, let me reassure you that EneMan is, in fact, a giant green humanoid rectal appliance.

Actually, Ms Benamon, they often died. And I say that as a pagan trained in herbal medicine. There’s only so far passionflower and valerian root can get you before you need an actual anti-epileptic medication, you know?

Still, after clicking that link, I now understand where Stephen King’s “Dreamcatcher” came from.

And lo the Lord Jesus did tell his disciples ’tis most holy to keep thy anus free of obsequious obstructions, be they poison or penis.