It gets worse and worse. I can’t bear much more of this:
Jonah has literally taken everyone who ever did anything bad and turned them into a liberal. Why did the Titanic crash? Because it was run by godless liberals who mocked the Lord by calling their ship unsinkable. Why was Janet Jackson’s nipple exposed at the Super Bowl? Because liberals designed her dress to pop open and undermine America’s sacred values. Abu Ghraib? Totally a result of the Left’s perversion of our cultural norms. Why was President Bush so slow to respond to Hurricane Katrina? Because he was playing a guitar, which is the consensus favorite instrument of… LIBERALS!!!
“Kum-bay-yah, m’lord… Kum-bay-yah!”
UPDATE: Oh, I can’t resist… one more:
But remember, he’s totally not saying that
Hitlery KKKLiNtoN Hillary Clinton is a Nazi! He’s just saying that Hillary and the Nazis used really, really similar tactics to achieve power, and if people start associating the two because of how eerily similar they are, well that’s not his fault, is it?