Comments on: In A Way, All Else Is Commentary

By: Kolchak

Kolchak — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 04:09:42 +0000

Everything is fascist because fascism in a fourth-dimensional construct that contains the entirety of our three-dimensional universe. Fascism is shaped like a tesseract inside of a hyper-pyramid. So there!

By: Lis Riba

Lis Riba — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 17:35:50 +0000

I’m not sure Humpty Dumpty could’ve said it better…

By: (Lex) Skink Tyree (Azagthoth)

(Lex) Skink Tyree (Azagthoth) — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:48:46 +0000

LWM–hey now, didn’t you know that the Wiki is edited and used only by fascists?

By: Qetesh the Qaveat Qat

Qetesh the Qaveat Qat — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 01:57:21 +0000

Except instead of a trainer, it’s Johan accidentally swallowing the whistle, getting it stuck in his windpipe, and franticly inhaling and exhaling as hard as he can, driving all nearby dogs to a frenzy.

This is an alarmingly amusing visual image. I see those cheeks a-puffing, that belly bulging, the arms a-swinging to provide extra lung capacity, the complexion turning slowly puce, while from the pursed lips comes a high-pitched “wheeeee-eeeeee! wheeee-eeee!”

Pure magic.

By: Qetesh the Qaveat Qat

Qetesh the Qaveat Qat — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 00:48:59 +0000

Most of all they share the belief – what I call the totalitarian temptation – that with the right amount of tinkering we can create the utopian dream of “creating a better world”.

Whereas the right wing in America wants what, to create a worse world? Sure, if the desire to improve things is what makes a fascist, then I’m a fascist.

What a total knobbefsticke.

By: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 00:45:52 +0000

MzNicky said,

December 18, 2007 at 23:39

Tom Wolfe lost it long ago. I mean, did anyone even finish “A Man In Full” or “I Am Charlotte Simmons”?

Pity, really.

I did read A Man in Full. And I liked it, myself.

I see Norman Mailer has a not so shorter.

Anyways, Bush-lovin’ and Jonah-pimpin’? Damn Tom W., way to disgrace yourself completely on your journey out of this life.

By: SamFromUtah

SamFromUtah — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:47:52 +0000

“American Idol” could never be produced in Italy, because Italians are not Americans.

Nuh-uhh! America is Italian – just ask Amerigo Vespucci.

By: actor212

actor212 — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:34:39 +0000

Larry Ruppert said,

December 18, 2007 at 22:27

Give them some credit. They did invent the Ghetto.

Yo, homes, say what???? Ohno you din’t?!?!?!

By: t4toby

t4toby — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:55:47 +0000

I loved me some Right Stuff. It and Gandhi were very formative to my pre-teen brain.

Does that mean I may be some One Man Wingnut Sleeper Cell?

@ tiger: You may have sprained something, but the play looks pretty good on the Jumbotron.

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:49:26 +0000

W read twelve books? Without pictures?

Of course he did! And he quit drinking, too. And God talks to him every day.

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:44:51 +0000

“American Idol” could never be produced in Italy, because Italians are not Americans.

Dr. Loveless: I disagree. It’s right there in the book title. If Mussolini could be a liberal American Fascist, or whatever, then there’s no reason “American Idol” couldn’t be made in Italy. What are you anyway, a member of some differently-soiled anti-Americanist kind of fascisms? Or something?

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:39:06 +0000

Tom Wolfe lost it long ago. I mean, did anyone even finish “A Man In Full” or “I Am Charlotte Simmons”?

Pity, really.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:29:34 +0000

oh noes my sekrit plan iz revealed.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:22:46 +0000

You’re not making a broad generalization that making broad generalizations about national character is part of our national character, are you?

I think I just sprained something…

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:13:27 +0000

And in America, where hostility to big government is central to the national character…
Have I mentioned how much I hate you Yanks and your habit of drawing broad, vapid generalisations about “national character”, based on little or no experience of other countries?

By: FlipYrWhig

FlipYrWhig — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:02:53 +0000

The Holocaust could not have occurred in Italy, because Italians are not Germans.

German people be drivin’ like _this_, but Eye-talian people be all like _this_.

By: Lesley

Lesley — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:02:38 +0000

If I had to choose between Jonah’s “friendly fascism” (i.e. organic agriculture, public schooling, and universal health care) and the unfriendly kind (i.e. uninvited democracy campaigns involving bombs, corruption, chaos, and cheetos), I’ll opt for the friendlies every time.

By: SenderC

SenderC — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 20:49:37 +0000

The Holocaust could not have occurred in Italy, because Italians are not Germans.

The Great Tail-Chasing could not have occurred in Kittenville, because kittens are not puppies.

Plantar Fasciitis, you will suffer de-feet!!!

By: bob

bob — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 20:48:44 +0000

Doughn’t know much about history. Doughn’t know much biology. Doughn’t know much about science books. Doughn’t know much about the fucking French, either.

By: Douglas Watts

Douglas Watts — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 20:41:13 +0000

Allowing blacks to be citizens in South Africa was one of biggest totalitarian temptations of all time. Just look what it did !