Comments on: How To Get Tenure At Princeton

By: Robert Waldmann

Robert Waldmann — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:51:50 +0000

Anyone upthread mentioned that Nava and George have strangely similarly strangely shaped faces ? Just when did professor George decide that pre-marital sex was a bad idea and just when was Mr Nava born ?

By: J—

J— — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:34:28 +0000

Nava says he did he it to draw attention…

By: actor212

actor212 — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:32:42 +0000

Saul said,

December 18, 2007 at 2:47
…I think.

Clearly, a fake.

By: actor212

actor212 — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:31:45 +0000

Saul said,

December 18, 2007 at 3:25

Our society are a travesty to you liberals.

Fixed your post!

This fix is on me, but I’m going to have to start charging, Saul. Union rules.

By: J—

J— — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:30:56 +0000

The latest from the Daily Princetonian: Nava says he did he to draw attention to the cause of chastity. The dean of Butler College at Princeton says "disciplinary action [against Nava] is pending." I certainly hope they don't expel him. The guy clearly needs help. The Anscombe Society has already booted him, and I hope the school shows itself to be more forgiving than his fellow chastity promoters. Now I'll get off my high horse and say that the detail about the Orangina bottle gave me a good laugh. What else would a band of hateful, harmful leftos use to bonk a good conservative boy on the head than a fruity French drink.

By: actor212

actor212 — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:29:35 +0000

Saul said,

December 18, 2007 at 0:46

The bottom line is, it makes me sick how universities come running to the aid of homosexuals who are “victimized” but could not care less when something terrible actually does happen to a Conservative Student.

Because the universities know the brownshirts can defend their own, Saul.

And what did I tell you about “The Bottom Line,” dickweed?

By: Patrick

Patrick — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:22:39 +0000

Francisco is in a society that promotes abstinence. Likely not a challenge for him to stay abstinent

By: Tim Fuller

Tim Fuller — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:39:58 +0000

Don’t blame the guy who cried wolf. He should have hired the unemployed gay son of a Saudi prince to attack him instead of inventing the incident out of whole cloth (nobody notices the squibs after the fact) If only he would have thought that far ahead he would be as politically qualified to be a Republican leader as the Vice Preznit.
Enjoy.

By: Phil Moskowitz, Lovable Rogue

Phil Moskowitz, Lovable Rogue — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:12:07 +0000

“These dudes are a bunch of Ellen Jamesians. Now, if we could just get them to stick with the original idea and cut out their own tongues”

It’s not talking that they are against. In the chastity wars I think the Anscombians should be taking the knife to another organ. They probably will never lose it in the more Garpian style.

By: Mr Blifil

Mr Blifil — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:07:34 +0000

Have the police looked into the possibility that they may have been sent on a wild goose chase to provide cover for an embarrassing pretzel-choking incident gone horribly, horribly wrong. Pretty sure it was a pretzel he was choking on, though his face indicates to me the potential for a very sophisticated control of gag reflex. After spending your teens and twenties sucking elephant cock, a pretzel is nothing.

But seriously, isn’t sending the cops and authorities after a phantom perpetrator, like, illegal and shit? Or will we now have to hear more bilge water along the lines of how Princeton police and University security enjoy persecuting wingnut closet cases with grandiosity issues?

By: Arky - Cthulhusexual

Arky - Cthulhusexual — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 13:19:55 +0000

That’s my caveat, and now I can go to sleep with a clean conscience.

Good. We wouldn’t want you to beat yourself up over this.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:12:40 +0000

I admit to some doubt whether “Backpfeifengesicht” is really a word. Most of its appearances on the Web are in those endlessly-repeated, poorly-sourced lists of “Words from other languages which reveal the quaint obsessions of non-English speakers”. The only German-language use I stumbled across was in the lyrics of one song by one punk band, Die Ärtze.
So don’t expect to be understood if you use it in Germany.

That’s my caveat, and now I can go to sleep with a clean conscience.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 08:38:48 +0000

Is a German word -- Backpfeifengesicht. For some reason, 90% of Googlable citations use G W Bush as an example of its usage.

By: Anne Laurie

Anne Laurie — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 07:56:45 +0000

Anybody remember that Russian word meaning “A face that cries out for a fist in it”? ‘Cause if, every time I looked in a mirror, I saw the kind of mean, self-satisfied little smirk both Navas and George are wearing, eventually I’d hit myself in the mouth just to see if I could improve my expression. You can’t even call these guys tools, because an actual tool has some use, however arcane.

By: mextremist

mextremist — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 06:22:20 +0000

ok, don’t tell anyone, but me and my aztlan-reconquering, aztec-supremacist death metal jonahgoldbergerian clique tracked meester nava out and beat his milquestoast brown ass to… nah, i can’t come up with anything. but seriously, a mormon called Paco Nava? Y’all can keep his ass…

By: Dr. BDH

Dr. BDH — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 05:14:17 +0000

No doubt when the police finish waterboarding Mr. Nava he will confess he did this because he hoped to win Mike Huckabee’s undying love.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 05:04:46 +0000

an iron fist in a hornets ne[s]t
That was one of Meret Oppenheim’s lesser-known artworks, but they showed it at the Tate a couple of years ago in that Surrealism retrospective.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 04:59:41 +0000

young conservatives have some variant of Munchausen Syndrome that has yet to be appropriately catalogued
Munchausen-by-Poxy?
Althousen syndrome?

By: Castanea

Castanea — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 04:35:58 +0000

When oh when America will you see an end to conservative-on-conservative violence? When can our blessed young Republicans walk alone, under cover of darkness, without fear of beating themselves senseless?

By: J—

J— — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 03:58:00 +0000

Lolly: Political science.