Comments on: Everywon I Don’t Like Iz A NAZI!!!11!!

By: not a veg. or peta or a fascist

not a veg. or peta or a fascist — Fri, 09 May 2008 23:52:24 +0000

People understanding the fact that other species besides homo sapiens deserve respect doesn’t constitute any shade of facsist tendency. Stop over thinking to the point of making ridiculous links between unrelated issues. It’s not helpful to you or the other people like me who accidentally wasted a minute their life trying to comprehend your blathering. The native americans had respect for all life. I guess they are fascists too. Also by labeling people as liberal, repulican, etc. you also confuse yourself more with stereotypes.

By: Jamey

Jamey — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:30:30 +0000

If you deep-fry your testes, please do it in non-trans-fat oil.

By: Kolchak

Kolchak — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 16:12:15 +0000

Ah yes, the old “Hitler was a vegetarian” myth. I’m not surprised that Jonah swallowed it whole and ran with it. Wonderful premise for a book: if you have anything remotely in common with a Nazi, then you are a Nazi. Hitler loved his dog (fact!). Therefore, dog lovers are Nazis. No thinking required.

By: jgr4

jgr4 — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:23:48 +0000

Mmm, those Germans love them some honey. Every flippin town in Germany that a bee ever flew through has produced organic honey.

By: caseynm

caseynm — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 06:24:12 +0000

All you silly liberalpinkofascistcommies just don’t understand. Anything that smacks of “the people”–and this is exactly what the French Revolution was, the bourgeoisie and working classes revolting against the privileged class–IS indeed “fascist” (read “oppressive”) to the landed, wealthy, and useless ruling class. They are born to rule and we are born to be their worker bees. The problem is, these 21st century wealthy are really just boorish wealthy bourgeois who, as Stendhal observed in The Red and the Black, “know the price of everything and the value of nothing.”

By: Glotz

Glotz — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 02:21:48 +0000

Rush Limbaugh was way ahead of Goldberg on this. I remember probably ten years ago Limbaugh painstakingly (and painfully…) explicating this thesis:
1) The Soviet Union took away individuals’ freedom
2) The USSR was run by communists
3) Communists are leftists
4) Liberals are leftists
5) The Nazis also took away individuals’ freedom
6) Therefore Communists and Nazis are the same thing
7) Therefore liberals are Nazis.

No really. He actually said that.

By: SteveSOD

SteveSOD — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 02:09:58 +0000

“Ruh-roh!” LOL That was my favorite part of this whole piece. :-D

By: JJohnson

JJohnson — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 01:58:54 +0000

… Holy crap this uhm…

This honestly hurts my brain.

Liberalism and Fascism are about as polar opposite as you can get; the only thing further would be Communism, and Communism actually does the “So opposite that it can be close to the same” wrap-around trick.

But Liberalism is about (gasp) Liberty, Justice, Equality, and Taking Care of People – Where the crap would someone get the idea that that has ANYTHING to do with Fascism?

Fascism is about hardcore Nationalism, Scapegoating, Social Darwinism, and Corporatism. Those are, as defined by the freaking encyclopedia, the defining characteristics of Fascism.

And the French Revolution was FASCIST? How?! It was, very simply, people pissed at the monarchy who’d been screwing them over; so they stood up and did something about it.

Does that sound familiar?

Was George Washington a Fascist?

By: barfly

barfly — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 01:43:16 +0000

Any bets which book (this one or Jeff Gannon’s) hits the remainder rack first? My money’s on Jeffy.

By: everready

everready — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 01:39:58 +0000

Goldberg is such a clown. He’s a really bad writer with really bad logic and makes really bad arguments.

The sad thing is, he’s a featured columnist for major media outlets like the Los Angeles Times.

Jonah Goldberg is evidence that conservatives don’t really support “meritocracy”. He owes his entire existence the rampant cronyism running through conservative circles.

By: Jemand von Niemand

Jemand von Niemand — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 23:09:32 +0000

How dare you forget the Alamo! And the Confederacy! And the Maine! And Red Dawn! Wolveriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiines! But -- what about the aliens in Independence Day, or "War Of The Worlds" (both versions)? Or Robot Monster? What about the giant Octopus, or the Alosaur, in "It Came From Beneath The Sea" or Beast From 20,000 Fathoms?? Those were serious invasions, man. I remember 'em all. And America was able to recover with absolutely no effect to our economy.

By: actor212

actor212 — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:48:25 +0000

Fats Durston said,

December 18, 2007 at 7:05

Er .. when was the last time the US was seriously faced with invasion? The War of 1812?

How dare you forget the Alamo! And the Confederacy! And the Maine!

And Red Dawn! Wolveriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiines!

By: The Big E

The Big E — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:25:16 +0000

Er .. when was the last time the US was seriously faced with invasion? The War of 1812?

Wait … are the Replubicans talking about the Mexicans invading? Don’t they want to build a wall to stop the invasion?

BTW, This is a wonderfully silly discussion.

Umberto Eco in “Foucault’s Pendulum” defined exactly what JG engages in, moronic logic:
A dog is a pet.
Dog’s bark.
A cat is a pet.
Ergo, cat’s bark.

By: SemiConscious Dot Org » Blog Archive » Era Vulgaris

SemiConscious Dot Org » Blog Archive » Era Vulgaris — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 19:39:00 +0000

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By: Zandar

Zandar — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 18:54:18 +0000

Willy Wonka?

Chocofacist, and he enslaved thousands of Oompa-Loompas for less than market wages, condemning them to a life of violence and making biting musical commentary about health care, rude kids, squirrels, and liberal media teleporting chocolate bars.

As El Pantalode’ can tell you, the whole point is to enslave cheap labor for no wages at all.

By: Binky

Binky — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 18:15:49 +0000

My asshole is a fascist because sometimes it’s brown, as in brownshirts …..

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By: El Cid

El Cid — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:40:34 +0000

Anne, we could follow him and call him a fascist. Or fatass. Either way.

A fatcyst?

By: (Lex) Skink Tyree (Azagthoth)

(Lex) Skink Tyree (Azagthoth) — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 13:24:12 +0000

Maybe Jonah will start dressing like V for Vendetta now.

Anne, we could follow him and call him a fascist. Or fatass. Either way.