Gary Ruppert is the Gary Coleman of SadNo trolls. Saul is the Webster.

Who’s Urkel?

They are a bit behind the times, except when they’re off on some parallel track that nobody else inhabits. A year or two ago during this same word-of-the-year time the dictionary sites kept throwing around the phrase mouse potato (i.e., net-surfing equivalent of a couch potato) as though this were nifty new computer slang. Their mention of it was the first I’d ever heard of it, and if you Google it now most of the hits come from dictionary sites.

At least w00t is something that was used by actual computer-using people and not pure marketroid nonsense, I’ll give them that.

Someone should send him an actual email calling him the Chaucer of Chucktown. I bet he’d begin calling himself that in the very next column he writes.

Like, w00t is the word of the year? What year?
I mean, I was tempted to write w00t in some connection, a couple of times, but I realized that my kids (we’re talking about certified official Adult kids) would laugh too raucously if they saw me using something so unhiply out of date. That was about 2006, I think. Or maybe ’05; the memory don’t work so good these days.

BTW, did you know the beloved Deborah Duchess of Devon lives in Bedfordshire?

What’s more, of the three different ways I can get to Hitler in 4 handshakes, the one that’s at once most solid and most colorful leads through Unity Mitford. (John Kenneth Galbraith, another connection, was rather a more interesting intellect — and taller! — but still gets fewer wacko points.)

The problem is all inside Saul’s head–
He just can’t see
His grammar and syntax
Are such a travesty
I’d like to help you in your goal
To be troll-free
There must be fifty ways
To Pie fake rabbis….

At least his book would be better written.

Y’mean like those poor, poor persecuted Evangelicals? The ones who are now managing social welfare programs under Bush’s No Fundie Left Behind program? The ones whose 503(c) organizations get paid millions to tell kids that masturbation will make them go blind–if they don’t go to hell first? “Bein’ Preznit is hard werk!”

The bottom line is, the democrats are… (December 14, 2007 at 0:24)

That didn’t take long.

Say what? What Democrats actually believe that?

Did British socialite give birth to Adolf Hitler’s love child…and is he alive in the UK today?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=501638&in_page_id=1770

Those wacky Mitford girls, always up to no good.