Comments on: A Plum Pie For Pericles

By: iggy pop

iggy pop — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 21:05:11 +0000

Candy candy candy
Life is crazy
Candy baby
Candy baby,
Candy, candy

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 19:32:23 +0000

Thanks for not posting another picture What Arky said. The usual non-sexy picture has been giving me nightmares about a gibberish-talking comedo. Like Lukundoo, but more so.

By: Candy

Candy — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 18:33:29 +0000

“Fuck with they neighbor” – I think I’ve lived next door to members of that sect in the past.

By: bago

bago — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 18:29:10 +0000

I can’t wait until we have enough life on this planet to make Venus jealous.

By: Arky - Cthulhusexual

Arky - Cthulhusexual — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 18:24:08 +0000

Candy, it’s all about the reflexive denial of anything the Libruls “like.” This creates semi-hilarious actions like ads claiming CO2 is good for us and could be used to get them to declare their opposition to pretty much anything. “The DimmicRATS like kittens? We HATE kittens!!”

I once had a neighbor declare that he didn’t take Global Warming seriously because Al Gore lived in a mansion and flew in a jet. I asked if that meant when a well-known Christian minister got in trouble, I shouldn’t take Christianity seriously.

Is it “Love thy neighbor,” or “Fuck with thy neighbor”? I forget.

By: J—

J— — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 18:15:03 +0000

Don Surber–all the downtown ladies call him treetop lover; all the men just call him sir.

By: dBa

dBa — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 17:50:08 +0000

The ‘tighty rightys’. Heh, indeed.

By: Candy

Candy — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 17:36:20 +0000

How tightly the righties cling to the very chains that bind them. I should be used to it by now, but it still amazes me.

By: SamFromUtah

SamFromUtah — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 17:32:33 +0000

I’m really getting sick of these morons with absolutely no scientific education whatsoever acting all smug about global warning, like it’s some kind of an obvious joke.

Me too, and it’s a product of the same mindset that drives the evolution denialists. Attacking a strawman version of a theory they don’t understand and possibly can’t – if I hadn’t been walked through the scientific evidence and reasoning, I’d have a hard time accepting evolution too, since my tiny mind doesn’t wrap easily around just how long a billion years really is.

That, and they’re authoritarians ordered to deny whatever theory contradicts the fables that keep their bosses in power over them.

By: Doodle Bean

Doodle Bean — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 17:29:18 +0000

Sweet jeebus save us all!

By: Candy

Candy — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 17:26:22 +0000

I’m really getting sick of these morons with absolutely no scientific education whatsoever acting all smug about global warning, like it’s some kind of an obvious joke. As a measure of how annoying I’m beginning to find these pricks, this morning when my fifteen year old son made that exact same “So much for global warming, look at all this ice!” comment, I bit his head off. “Climate and weather are not the same thing!” I snarled. “Mom, I’m joking!” he replied, looking at me as though I was daft. Thing is, I knew he was joking, it’s just that I can’t take hearing that anymore, even in jest. I did apologize to the poor kid, though.

By: SamFromUtah

SamFromUtah — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 17:15:54 +0000

The Sun is warming up the planet. Do not be alarmed. This is a good thing. Warmer temperatures mean more life, more species. Compare the ~~arctic~~ Nebraska cornfields to the ~~Amazon~~ Mojave Desert. Fixed. Global warming, how da hell can it be global warming with all this ice?? Shorter denialists: "There is snow in Buffalo this year, therefore the average global temperature will not rise by six degrees over the next century." Makes way more sense when you put it like that, doesn't it?

By: Scott

Scott — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 17:04:45 +0000

Shorter Don Surber: “I offer absolute proof that I have created 4 simultaneous 24 hour days within a single rotation of Earth. Time is 4 Way! 4 Way! New York Times is Educated Stupid!”

By: Rightwingsnarkle

Rightwingsnarkle — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 16:53:05 +0000

I clicked the link.

That’s 15 seconds of my life that I can never get back.

Thanks.

By: Fozzetti

Fozzetti — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 16:39:14 +0000

Did he go on to explain how time works? Physicysts (!) everywhere want to know! He could get teh Nobell prize?

By: Don Surber

Don Surber — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 16:34:54 +0000

“The Sun is warming up the planet. Do not be alarmed. This is a good thing. Warmer temperatures mean more life, more species. Compare the arctic to the Amazon.”

Oh… so does he think that these new species are going to evolve over the next 50-100 years, or that God is going to whip out his magic hat?

By: dBa

dBa — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 16:29:40 +0000

Michael Said:
“Don have informative us all!”

Oh noes. not teh global waming!!!

I lost power due to ice around 9am Monday morning (got teh powerz back last evening). Made my way to the 7-11 by dodging downed trees and cables. Walked in, grabbed all the C-batteries for my low tech one way communications station. Put the batteries in, scanned the AM band for some *information* and what does I heered?

“Global warming, how da hell can it be global warming with all this ice??”

Stupid fuckers, I would have answered that question, but I haz no fone.

By: Arky - Cthulhusexual

Arky - Cthulhusexual — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 16:21:44 +0000

Holy Christ, someone take that poor Don “Time Bandit” Surber to an AA meeting before he passes out and chokes to death on his own vomit

A-C

P.S. Thanks for not posting another picture. Or did your computer refuse to accept two pics of Surb and Blewitt’s nipples?

By: dBa

dBa — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 16:20:32 +0000

His gibberish is the same as all the other gibberish from the right.

1. Liberals Hate America
2. Liberals don’t care about protecting America.
3. Old fuckers look cool in Convertable Mustangs.

By: Michael

Michael — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 16:18:24 +0000

Grr…please ignore formatting. I not smart like Don