Comments on: CPAC Of Lies

By: Sadly, No! » Two-Minute Town Hall

Sadly, No! » Two-Minute Town Hall — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 22:10:35 +0000

[...] is done! I’ve raised enough $ through y’all’s good graces to make a huge jackass out of myself at CPAC in February! I can’t thank you folks enough — hopefully, my dispatches from inside the [...]

By: Sadly, No! » An Unneccesary Steyn On Silence And Nothingness

Sadly, No! » An Unneccesary Steyn On Silence And Nothingness — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:42:05 +0000

[...] huge thanks to all of you who gave to my cash-raisin’ drive to go to CPAC. Y’all went at it like Pam Atlas on a bottle of strawberry schnapps — I’m [...]

By: Chuckles

Chuckles — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 18:22:09 +0000

Strange Forces -

Yes, the second floor of the Ronald Reagan Building, third broom closet on the right. I am required to wait the requisite three days before responding to any official correspondence request of the Department of Cobagitation Affairs.

By: (Lex) Skink Tyree (Azagthoth)

(Lex) Skink Tyree (Azagthoth) — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 14:16:29 +0000

Mr Pierce–I will HAPPILY help you get there if I can go with! It has been something of a dream of mine. I wanted to go last year as well, but I REALLY would’ve made for trouble. I’ll make much less trouble if with you, and I think Malkin already wants to kick my ass, so I’ll make good bait even. PLEASE can I go? Please, please, pretty please?!?

By: Sadly, No! » Meating Of The Minds

Sadly, No! » Meating Of The Minds — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 04:36:22 +0000

[...] huge thanks to all who have donated to my quest to attend CPAC and get thrown out by Michelle Malkin’s weedy husband. Astonishingly, in less than 24 hours, y’all have helped me raise almost half the jack I need [...]

By: wordyeti

wordyeti — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 02:48:11 +0000

If we donate say, a sheet of blotter paper … mailed to you in an envelope with no return address … might it be possible that said sheet of innocent dancing-bear festooned paper might wind up in the punchbowl before the Ann Coulter speech?

Strike that. A Coultergeist speech on windowpane is far, far too much to subject anyone to. Even wingnuts … NPR’s coverage of the grim Congressional testimony regarding waterboarding, currently spewing out of the radio to my left, has kinda left me queasy and unable even to joke about tormenting other humans.

I think that if I were strapped into a chair, Clockwork Orange-style, dosed with lysergic, and subjected to a diet of CPAC-level angry stoopidity, my only hope would be that my colon would leap up through my throat and strangle my brain (hat tip to Douglas Adams and the Vogons).

By: Rightwingsnarkle

Rightwingsnarkle — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 02:39:51 +0000

Oh, and while you’re there, will you visit my congressperson? It’s time for her annual ass-kicking, and I’ll be too busy dope-slapping my senators..

By: roseyv

roseyv — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 22:14:15 +0000

Dude not only will I (hopefully) see you there, but I am planning on supplementing my crack with extra doses of Estrogen for the next couple of months, so that you can not only impregnate me, but possibly even impregnate me with twins or even triplets! Then we can abort them all for the price of one and still have enough welfare money left over to donate to the Olberman/Achmanijad ’08 presidential campaign!

Sadly, I’ve been spending pretty heavily on the War on Christmas this year, so my contribution will be minimal, but you know, money isn’t important anyway, as long as we have love and rap music and lots of drugs. Far out. Groovy.

By: Malignant Bouffant

Malignant Bouffant — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 21:20:39 +0000

Hey, thanks Thunderous one!! Now I feel like I’m pulling my weight.

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 21:17:15 +0000

Is this donation tax-deductible? Cuz it’s always around this time of year that I find I most enjoy giving generously and straight from the heart, as long as it’s tax-deductible.

By: Strange Forces

Strange Forces — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 21:12:23 +0000

Chuckles-
Can do! So that’s the Ronald Reagan Building, then?

By: Chuckles

Chuckles — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 21:05:02 +0000

I have been to the CPAC twice before. I was not attending the clusterfuck but observing areas of the venue in a professional manner and could not engage in any cobagitation but am under no such restraints any more.

Strange Forces, as Head of DC Cobagitation Tourism, I am forced to insist that you register at the Main Office of Cobagitation Tourism, located in the Department of Cobagitation Affairs building.

By: Strange Forces

Strange Forces — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 20:54:19 +0000

I am one of the DC-local Sadlys, and will happily hang out/play tour guide/bodyguard/whathaveyou. While I live in MD, I spend all my drinking time in the District.

I have been to the DC Wine and Food Expo, which makes my head spin in a happy way after a few hours. I’m sure the CPAC would make my head spin in a nasty way after only a few minutes.

By: stringonastick

stringonastick — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 20:43:27 +0000

Doctorb Science said,

December 11, 2007 at 20:39

Stringonastick, Family Circus isn’t supposed to be funny. Family Circle, either — that’s about cake recipes and what kind of crap to buy.

Right, got it. Same thing as far as I can see, only the latter promises both huge weight loss in mere weeks, right next to the cover shot and promised recipe for some fat-laden, heart-land dessert treat.

By: OB-GYN Kenobi

OB-GYN Kenobi — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 20:40:20 +0000

Eh, an Omni property. (shrugs) I’m more a Marriott and Hyatt kinda guy.

By: Chuckles

Chuckles — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 20:36:32 +0000

$25 barely gets you in the door at that hotel’s bar.

By: OB-GYN Kenobi

OB-GYN Kenobi — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 20:31:13 +0000

Clyde, you big silly. Everyone at CPAC knows that Abrasive Mai Tais come with a lovely pumice garnish.

You’ll never get past security if you don’t nail the basics down.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 20:26:08 +0000

Excuse me, waiter, why are these cocktail glasses wrapped in sandpaper?

Very sorry, sir, but I’m sure your friend asked for ‘abrasive Mai Tais’.

By: billy pilgrim

billy pilgrim — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 20:17:16 +0000

I’ll try to pitch in, but I just had a couple grand in repairs to my car…

And you have to promise to ask if Ben is still a virgin. Ask it like in Life of Brian: “Are you a virgin?”

By: AnnPW

AnnPW — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 19:53:46 +0000

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