Comments on: The Best Part Of Being Rick Moran Is That You Never Have To Be Right About Anything

By: comsympinko

comsympinko — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 18:36:38 +0000

Saul–

Dubai is a city in UAE, you moran.

Also, learn to spell:

Kazakhstan
Azerbaijan
Tajikistan

By: kenga

kenga — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:35:56 +0000

Jeepers. If Dubai is one of Israel’s “sworn enemies”, that must mean Halliburton has changed sides in Teh Grate War on Terra!
Unless they’re bein’ all hombre secreto and pretendering to be friends with Dubai and Ports World. That Cheney guy is sneaky like that.

Or he got some bad bread.

By: Hysterical Woman

Hysterical Woman — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 07:39:12 +0000

Saul, do you think the people who confessed to witchcraft under torture were really witches?

By: Saul

Saul — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 05:14:05 +0000

OH, and I forgot Dubai.

By: g

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 05:11:31 +0000

23. Kazakstan.
24. Azjerbahrian.
25. Tajakstan.

Upper Westphalia.

Grand Fenwick

Cloud Cuckoo-land

Xanadu

Ruritania

Yoknapatawpha County

Gotham City

Winesburg, Ohio.

By: Arky - Cthulhusexual

Arky - Cthulhusexual — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 04:44:38 +0000

or worse, “C-in-C”

Which always makes me think of the C&C Music Factory. Because my brain likes to fuck with me.

But if the MC Band played a few bars of “Gonna Make You Sweat,” when the Chimperor swaggered into the room it would make him slightly less intolerable.

By: SamFromUtah

SamFromUtah — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 03:41:35 +0000

people who use the feminine pronoun to refer to countries are usually douchebags.

Usually, I just think it’s kind of archaic and pretentious. In this case, it astounds me to see such a goober referring to anything even nominally feminine with any shred of respect.

or worse, “C-in-C”

Yeah, that’s pretty pukey. I’d not begrudge soldiers saying that, but in most online cases it’s more military-wannabee chickenhawkery.

By: Doctorb Science

Doctorb Science — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 03:28:14 +0000

The fact is, people who use the feminine pronoun to refer to countries are usually douchebags. Likewise civilians who refer to the President as “The Commander in Chief” (or worse, “C-in-C”).

By: Saul

Saul — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 03:17:10 +0000

The fact is facts have a well-known liberal bias!

By: Spartakus

Spartakus — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 03:09:56 +0000

No “the fact is” in this thread, Saul?

By: Saul

Saul — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:51:59 +0000

And here are my personal enemies:

1. The voices in my head.
2. My persistent backne.
3. Britney Spears (why won’t she answer my letters?)
4. My wife (why won’t she wear the Britney Spears mask?)
5. Ferrets.
6. The Tubai Islands.

By: Saul

Saul — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:37:52 +0000

Israel’s enemies

1. Islamo-facsist groups: Hamas, Fatah, Hezbollah, al-queada ect.
2. palestinian (not capitalized on purpose) territories.
3. Iran.
4. Egypt.
5. Syria.
6. Lebanon.
7. Sudan.
8. Saudi Arabia.
9. Iraq.
10. Kuwait.
11. Qatar.
12 Bahrain.
13. Oman.
14. United Arab Emirates.
15. Libya.
16. Tunisia.
17. Morocco.
18. Algeria.
19. Pakistan.
20. Afghanistan.
21. Uzbekistan.
22. Turkmenistan.
23. Kazakstan.
24. Azjerbahrian.
25. Tajakstan.
26. Indonesia.
27. Malaysia.

I know alot of these nations don’t exactly border Israel, however the enemies of Israel are all the world’s muslim nations because they all have either publiclly or privately sworn her destruction.

By: Simba B

Simba B — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:37:30 +0000

Fake Saul at 4:21 wins this thread for non-sequitur hilarity.

By: Left_Wing_Fox

Left_Wing_Fox — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:36:24 +0000

You Islamo-facsist coddling terror apologists make me sick.

Yay!

By: g

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:29:04 +0000

enemies who surround her at all sides

The Mediterranean Sea is an enemy of Israel? Man, they REALLY pissed someone off.

By: Saul

Saul — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:21:30 +0000

I painted my bedroom pink today.

By: Saul

Saul — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:19:43 +0000

Israel is a nation established by God, that is merely defending herself against the ruthless attacks of her enemies who surround her at all sides and routinely call for her destruction. Israel must take all actions necessary to defend herself and her citizens against the jihadist enemy that wishes her destruction.

By: Simba B

Simba B — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:13:33 +0000

Gee, Saul, that kind of underlines the pointlessness of religious violence, doesn’t it? Now can I ask how you feel about certain actions of the state of Israel?

By: Saul

Saul — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:11:19 +0000

But the reason America was attacked on 9/11 was because America is not a muslim nation.

By: g

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:06:54 +0000

many of the victims of 9/11 were muslim.