Comments on: Oops!

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 00:39:59 +0000

Everyone is Muslim but some are astray and have not reverted back to ‘the true Faith’.

Mormons are taking ‘em away after they die with posthumous baptisms.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baptism_for_the_dead

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 03:04:04 +0000

Yep. MM nailed it. No coverup at NRO, so eat it, miserable libtard punks.

And the guy who lied remains employed. No wonder that magazine wouldn’t survive in a free market.

By: you wish

you wish — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 01:58:01 +0000

The liberal media will prop up this case to blunt criticism of TNR’s handling of the Beauchamp scandal. They’ll ignore the fundamental difference in how the two magazines have handled their respective situations. They’ll ignore the slander and the cover-up at TNR, and comfort themselves with a blanket of false moral equivalence.

Yep. MM nailed it. No coverup at NRO, so eat it, miserable libtard punks.

By: Hoosier X

Hoosier X — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 20:20:36 +0000

Bearded guy at the door: Have you heard the word of Muhammad today?

Me: You mean the teddy bear?

By: (Lex) Skink Tyree (Azagthoth)

(Lex) Skink Tyree (Azagthoth) — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 18:45:56 +0000

Actually, we’re all Muslim. According to Muslim theology, that is. That’s why in Islam “converts” are called “reverts”. Everyone is Muslim but some are astray and have not reverted back to ‘the true Faith’. So I guess we’re all out to freak everyone out. Of course, only really religious Muslims would bug anyone else about that. Them and recent “reverts”, who are generally as jazzed up about their religion as “born agains”. I generally just stay away from anyone trying to convert me to anything, personally. But no Muslim sects just come to your door like Mormons and Jehovah’s Witnesses, so that’s fine by me.

By: I hate blogs

I hate blogs — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 13:56:43 +0000

— but given what an underreported tinderbox we’re talking about, especially, we owed you more.

UNDERREPORTED!!??!!

Read some newspapers for a change, you fucking asshole!!

(Expletives added in case Gatewaypundit, that simpering shitfuck, stops by.)

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 10:57:57 +0000

No sign of anthrax, but I'm having a few prophylactic doses of Bowmore, just in case. Spent most of the day opening a new front in the War on $mas, in the form of a non-Advent calendar personalised for our Doctorling Sonja. Essentially it's Brueghel's Allegory of Sight, but with the figures of Venus and Cupid replaced by Billy Bob Thornton and Tony Cox from Bad Santa. Splicing images for hours. One of these days I'll get up to speed with this this 'Fotoshoppe' thing that you young people talk about.

By: Qetesh the Abyssinian

Qetesh the Abyssinian — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 10:30:36 +0000

There’s a zombie islamofascifeminaziabortoliberaterrorist at my door wanting help: some silly buggers buried his head in the sand, and now he can’t find it.

By: Qetesh the Abyssinian

Qetesh the Abyssinian — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 10:28:49 +0000

Dark Avenger: that’s a bishop. You can find his diocese because it’s tattooed on the back of their necks.

John O, you need a weeny enviro-sphere, not silly gas masks. That way, you and the cats can climb in and be safe from anthrax, while having a jolly time rolling around in the interior of your very own protective device.

And I thought I had an anthrax attack while in a moving car, but it was a caveated misidentificumation: I’d just shaken my head too vigorously. I should have caveated with extra caveat, with caveat sauce.

By: The Dark Avenger

The Dark Avenger — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 08:55:16 +0000

People are running around, kicking and shooting each other. I guess this is entertainment…

Or a Republican convention.

Have you tried the priest?

The one on the landing?

I wonder who keeps leaving them there…………………………

By: Hoosier X

Hoosier X — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 07:36:02 +0000

Tucker’s Muslim?

By: g

Sun, 02 Dec 2007 07:19:03 +0000

We weren’t blogging about Dancing with the Stars there.

Is this some kind of subtle dig against Tucker?

Oh. Hi. Back from Youssou N’Dour. I was shocked, shocked to discover that he’s Muslim!

Killer concert, BTW.

By: mikey

mikey — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 05:51:27 +0000

I’m drinking liquor and watching “The Bourne something or other”.

People are running around, kicking and shooting each other. I guess this is entertainment…

mikey

By: ignobility

ignobility — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 05:41:14 +0000

Cars up on blocks….Whaddya mean? We grow them suckers in the mountains! I’ve got a nice garden goin’ right now.

By: jcricket

jcricket — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 05:16:16 +0000

So sorry to hear that you are at work. Rats. The cricket household wishes you as good an evening as that could be.

In the meantime, jcricket’s boy toy and I have been sipping vodka/rocks watching the anthrax slowly fall into drifts on the lawn. We are heading up to bed soon. Hope you get home okay.

By: gbear

gbear — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 05:07:12 +0000

X, If it’s any consolation, I didn’t have pizza for dinner tonight. I just stayed here with the internets and the space heater.

By: Malignant Bouffant

Malignant Bouffant — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 04:47:15 +0000

Well, at least you have a job & income, Mr. X. There’s not really much to do on a Sat. night in the Antelope Valley anyway, is there?

By: Hoosier X

Hoosier X — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 04:41:30 +0000

You and your chaise lounge and your caviar and your anthrax can all burn! I’m stuck at work at the Daily Wingnut Times.

By: RandomObserver

RandomObserver — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 04:31:56 +0000

There is anthrax outside here too.

Edit: I should have clarified my earlier statement to point out that it’s too fucking cold to open my front door and look around, so I didn’t actually see any anthrax, but that doesn’t mean that it isn’t there.

Where do I pick up my Pulitzer?

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 04:25:21 +0000

Did I mention that the chaise longue I do my most decadent computing on is covered with only the finest caviar?