Comments on: Ask Donald

By: s.z.

s.z. — Tue, 20 Jul 2004 19:51:08 +0000

General Rumsfeld, we all know that God speaks through President Bush. What does he do through you?

By: Jeffrey Kramer

Jeffrey Kramer — Tue, 20 Jul 2004 18:20:23 +0000

Mr. Secretary, Rush Limbaugh is saying the torture of Iraqis reminds him of a fraternity prank. But isn’t this an attack on the fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn’t this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, isn’t this an indictment of our entire American society?…

By: merl

merl — Tue, 20 Jul 2004 13:40:47 +0000

Condi’s balls are too big, that’s why.

By: Brad

Brad — Tue, 20 Jul 2004 12:11:29 +0000

Mr. Secretary, Your leadership is an inspiration to all of us. Why won’t Condi let you give her a teabag?

By: mental godzilla

mental godzilla — Tue, 20 Jul 2004 10:22:51 +0000

saw the corporation last night. theres a great part where some investigatibe journalists who worked for a fox owned station use the whistleblower laws to say Fox was intentionally putting misleading news on the air. they won in the first trial, but Fox’s appeal overturned the ruling. Fox said this vindicated them completely. They didnt mention the original ruling was overturned because the court ruled Foxnews intentionally spreading disinfomation was not actually illegal. anyway go see it.

By: Scott

Scott — Tue, 20 Jul 2004 09:13:51 +0000

Mr. Secretary, should I spit or swallow?

By: Spot

Spot — Tue, 20 Jul 2004 08:04:15 +0000

Mr. Secretary, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

By: miss ani

miss ani — Tue, 20 Jul 2004 05:25:56 +0000

Mr. Secretary, Senator Kerry also says he has bigger balls than you, but as I recall, they fit quite nicely in my mouth last night.

By: Yosef

Yosef — Tue, 20 Jul 2004 05:00:41 +0000

Mr. Secretary, isn’t it true that you’re the black private dick that’s a sex machine to all the chicks (DON!)?