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(2) they want to pull the Walker, Texas Ranger lever.

I’ll bet they do.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yea, by dying in our streets and making the citizenry sick…here’s a really sensible solution…

gey cocken en afen yam.

“Bilingual ballots, signs, billboards, voice recordings and everything else should be banned, only English should be spoken in America ever.”

But then also said:

“And yes speaking Hebrew at Synogogue is different, but you’re not Jewish so I wouldn’t expect you to understand that.”

I’m beginning to think that winger Saul isn’t being consistent in his conservatism. Not only that, it is difficult to reconcile these two statements without ariving at the conclusion that Saul, like his homo-obsessed winger buddies, aren’t arguing from a position of principle re this issue, but rather they are trying to disguise their abject stupidity and biggotry.

I’m sure there is a non-self-serving, explanation for this.

But, yeah, only consrrrrrrvatives us dumb celebrity endorsements… yeah.

Let’s see, Ronald Reagan was president, Fred Thompson is running for president, Arnold Schwarzenegger is governor …

How many votes did Sean Penn get when he ran for president?

I better see what Al Sharpton thinks, because, according to the so-called Liberal Media(TM), he speaks for “the Left” (whatever that means this week).

Aaaahhhhhh!!!!! Someone get me a tissue!

Somewhere, Barbra Streisand is off sulking, “the bitch is horning in on MY turf, dammit!”

But, yeah, only consrrrrrrvatives us dumb celebrity endorsements… yeah.

Actually, googling for bacon cat still seems to provide the explanation. Liberation for your oppressed brethren from their bacon-wielding owners!

“Mike Huckabee could destroy the wall of separation between church and state with one head-butt.”

(Heh heh heh. “Head butt.”)

“There are no gays, just people Mike Huckabee hasn’t bludgeoned straight yet.”

That’s when things really started going awry. I’ve been shooting footage for over a year of the destruction of my favorite field/open space in my MidWestern home which is being built on, and have shot plenty more for a documentary about excessive land development. Once I read Hiaasen and started butting heads with the first real-life conservatives I’d ever really been around in the flesh, I realized that I wasn’t one. And right on the heels of discovering Skink Tyree, no less.

So yes, my departure from wingnuttia has been a rather snarky, mocking one.

Oh, and just because I’m a linguistics geek, regarding the above comment about the English language, nope, almost no Celtic at all made it in. That’s one of the oddities, actually, of the complete and total rift between the Romano-Celtic Britons and the Germanic invaders during the 6th century. Only some Celtic place names Anglicized, but no mixing of people. Actually, modern genetic testing is bearing this out scientifically, which is REALLY interesting to me, but as I said, I’m a total nerd.

But…butbutbut…I had no fucking idea the Huckster and his sidekick, Carlos, would be stupid enough to play up the Texas Ranger angle.

Jews don’t speak Hebrew in synagogue, other than reading from the Torah. Do Catholics speak Latin in church?

Jews don’t usually have good things to say about the Roman Empire.

That’s pretty good satire, if intentional.

My girlfriend used to be the ballerina in a punk band called Hitler and the Five-Steps.

The Romans were far more civilized than the Mexicans, I see absolutely no comparison.”

You wouldn’t. But that’s okay, most xenophobes don’t recognize the Aztec, Olmec, or Mayan civilizations. I’m pretty sure Hitler didn’t.

Anyways, fun are you are to screw with, not unlike a baby seal in the playful, macabre clutches of a pod of Orcas, I’m gunna go watch Star Trek on the youtube.