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By: ron

ron — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:02:02 +0000

eagles defense only allowed 24 points and the refs gave the patriots a td at the end of the half. jim johnson’s defenses always shut down and frustrate randy moss and youd know that if you really knew football. Too bad Feeley threw that pick to spot the patriots 7 and then even more stupidly threw the pick at the end. but thats why hes a backup. but reid should just run the ball on 2nd and 4 from the 30. the piece-o-shits lucked out.

By: Lawnguylander

Lawnguylander — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:50:26 +0000

I have mixed feelings about the Jets beating the Pats. My expectations are so low that as long as the Jets have a better record than the Dolphins the season is a success. But it would be just like them to go up there and by winning fuck up their draft position and allow Shula, et al to have their annual champagne toast.

Anyway, fuck football.

By: Dan Someone

Dan Someone — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:36:27 +0000

And wouldn’t it be hysterical if the Jets beat the Pats.

Does “hysterical” mean the same thing as “imaginary”? Then yes.

By: Tom

Tom — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 14:44:19 +0000

Stop picking on Eli! He had 4 touchdown passes!

And wouldn’t it be hysterical if the Jets beat the Pats.

By: ploeg

ploeg — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 05:07:59 +0000

BTW, whatever did happen to Roger Clemens after he left Boston?

He’s out on the celebrity golf circuit and doing AT&T commercials. A fate worse than death, to be certain.

By: John Emerson

John Emerson — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 05:06:18 +0000

Moss has no luck. His backup players didn’t perform for him today, and the refs stole his TD. Sure, his team won, but who cares? Moss is the whole story.

By: Steve J.

Steve J. — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 04:49:21 +0000

Not only will the Patriots beat the Iggles by over 24 points tonight,

BTW, whatever did happen to Roger Clemens after he left Boston?

By: IMH!

IMH! — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 04:32:21 +0000

31-28 Final.

Even though the Iggles lost, they did beat the spread….

By: Mary Jones

Mary Jones — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:35:28 +0000

Hence soccer faces an uphill battle, and whatever happened to hockey?

The Flyers are tied for first place, and that’s all that matters.

By: Spartakus

Spartakus — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:18:56 +0000

I spent this Sunday afternoon at San Francisco’s Museum of Modern Art, contemplating the collage art of Joseph Cornell and the environmental art of Olafur Eliasson. The Raiders, 49ers AND Vikings all won (I’m a transplanted Minnesotan, btw.) Sounds like a formula for success. Let’s see how they do next Sunday when we go hear the Takacs String Quartet.

By: Sadly, No! » Pats Exposed! Bellicheat Chickens Out!

Sadly, No! » Pats Exposed! Bellicheat Chickens Out! — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:09:29 +0000

[...] Bradrocket’s silly man-crushes are up just a field goal (more on this later) on the Eagles at the half. This despite Bradrocket bragging his Pats would easily cover the 24-point spread. [...]

By: Dr. Squid

Dr. Squid — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 02:49:40 +0000

Like Mikey sed, who needs sound? I hate country music.

That’s not country – that’s Nashville. Bland sound-alike crap made for white conservative suburban yayhoos.

Real country is Hank Williams.

By: Notorious P.A.T.

Notorious P.A.T. — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 02:48:01 +0000

It’s amazing what you guys will subject your ears to for a visual.

You’re right. We should judge people by their shoes instead.

By: Rightwingsnarkle

Rightwingsnarkle — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 02:46:41 +0000

“It’s amazing what you guys will subject your ears to for a visual.”

Like Mikey sed, who needs sound? I hate country music.

By: Notorious P.A.T.

Notorious P.A.T. — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 02:40:33 +0000

ST ranks with Celine Dion for worst singer songwriter ever

To paraphrase Nigel Tufnel: “great look, good singer.” Her songs mostly suck, though.

By: mikey

mikey — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 02:25:58 +0000

It’s amazing what you guys will subject your ears to for a visual.

They issued us a Mark I Mode 0 Mute Button. We use it with abandon.

Our lives as a whole work about the same way.

Sadly, this is true. What? You think Pavlov’s research came as some kind of SURPRISE? Sheesh.

the theory that only those games that–when you’re playing them–give you regular access to your beer…

Two words. Softball. Infield.

I used to take a bottle of Smirnoff Silver out to play second base with me. My fielding percentage went down as the game progressed, but the laughter percentage went through the roof….

mikey

By: Dr. Squid

Dr. Squid — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 02:22:32 +0000

When the fraud Giants, the team the NFL really wants to be America’s Team, were 6-2, I thought they’d finish 8-8.

I may be wrong. They’re going 7-9.

By: Mo's Bike Shop

Mo's Bike Shop — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 02:14:07 +0000

This is the game with the pointy brown ball, right?

Meanwhile, I enjoy actually playing any of the Great American Sports, and this has inspired me to develop the theory that only those games that–when you’re playing them–give you regular access to your beer will ever be enduringly popular in this country. Hence soccer faces an uphill battle, and whatever happened to hockey?

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 02:07:40 +0000

It’s amazing what you guys will subject your ears to for a visual.

Our lives as a whole work about the same way.

By: Xenos

Xenos — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 02:06:15 +0000

After reading the NYT article about Jets management allowing male fans to harass women at will, I want those Pats to run the score into the triple digits when they meet up in a couple weeks.