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China Needs Women
Little?
Woohoo! Wingnut Daily has a heart-warming Thanksgiving treat for everyone: Nurse Jill Stanek tells us we’re all gonna die. Real soon. She can hardly sleep. And it’s because of abortions. So, take it away, Jill:
At this risk of sounding like a crazy person, I am driven to say I believe a civilizational collapse is near. Worse, I think it is too late to reverse.
It’s not a risk, Jill. It’s a fact. You do sound like a crazy person.
But when you explain why you think a “civilizational collapse” is imminent, you won’t sound like a crazy person anymore — no, hon, you’ll sound like a full-throttle, half-naked, slobbering, howling at the moon, delirious nutcase in need of a horse-syringe full of thorazine.
A report the United Nations Population Fund released three weeks ago on what it calls “the masculinization of Asia” has me so distraught I can’t keep my affect flat. … This all comes thanks to population control pressures, sometimes forced such as in China with its one-child per family policy and Vietnam with its two-child per family policy, coupled with technology that enables those prejudiced against females to hunt them down before birth and abort them.
Well that clearly sucks if you’re Chinese (except maybe for teh gay Chinese), but it’s not likely to cause the collapse of the United States. Or is it?
I’ve said before the growing Chinese gender gap is perfectly suited to grow a Chinese military full of volatile men who will never marry, hyper-testosteroned, with no place to put it but behind a bullet. China already has the world’s largest military at 2.25 million. Recently came news China will have the world’s largest navy by 2020.
Holy Peking Duck! That must mean that the the entire (and extremely horny) Chinese Navy will sail over here, overrun our borders, invade our homes, steal our women and take them back to China. Actually, I think what it means is that Nurse Stanek never got over a viewing, at an impressionable age, of this movie:
I swear the world has gone so mad the end must be near.
Save your souls while there is time.
I feel like Noah.
Poor Nurse Jill. Instead of sitting down today to some turkey and stuffing, the poor woman will be out in her backyard, building a large boat and wondering whether she can take all 52 of her cats on board or only 2.
ajay said,
November 22, 2007 at 13:16
Actually, she has a point – at least about this being bad for China. Read this –
http://www.csmonitor.com/2004/0903/p01s03-woap.html
and the original paper here
http://www.wilsoncenter.org/topics/pubs/Hudson&denBoer.pdf
“Statistical evidence for the linkage between
gender imbalance and conflict includes several
excellent studies that have demonstrated a
strong correlation between state-level sex ratios
and state-level rates of violent crime in India
(Oldenburg, 1992; Dreze & Khera, 2000).
States with high sex ratios, such as Uttar
Pradesh, have much higher violent crime rates
than states with more normal sex ratios, such as
Kerala. Historical case studies abound, since
abnormal sex ratios are not a new phenomenon…We find that the need to control the rising
instability created by the increasing numbers of
bare branches has led governments to favor
more authoritarian approaches to internal governance
and less benign international presences.
In many ways, a society’s prospects for democracy
and peace are diminished in step with the
devaluation of daughters.”
Clif said,
November 22, 2007 at 13:19
Uh, I agreed it was bad for the Chinese. I just wasn’t buying into the end of the world scenario.
His Grace said,
November 22, 2007 at 13:31
So I have to get laid or its the end of civilization? Sweet! I’ll bet that pickup line will work perfectly.
bpower said,
November 22, 2007 at 13:47
at least she realises that she sounds like a lunatic. that’s gotta count for something, right?
klyde said,
November 22, 2007 at 13:57
that’s gotta count for something, right?
Nope, wingnut mental jiu jitsu: Yes I may sound crazy …but it’s only because I’m so visionary that those who don’t agree with me can’t comprehend my brilliance.
iamspam said,
November 22, 2007 at 13:59
My year 8 science teacher told us exactly the same thing!
ajay said,
November 22, 2007 at 14:20
Uh, I agreed it was bad for the Chinese. I just wasn’t buying into the end of the world scenario.
OK, fair enough. I interpreted your “Well that clearly sucks if you’re Chinese” as meaning “bad luck, Chinese men won’t be able to pull” rather than “China’s society is under threat”. My fault.
Phil Moskowitz, Lovable Rogue said,
November 22, 2007 at 14:33
“coupled with technology that enables those prejudiced against females to hunt them down before birth and abort them”
Does she miss the good old days of family planning; give birth to daughter, throw in river, try again.
HubrisSonic said,
November 22, 2007 at 14:52
I’m sorry, did you say Nurse Skank?
Emperor U.S.A. (the naked truth) said,
November 22, 2007 at 15:45
I’ve said before the growing Chinese gender gap is perfectly suited to grow a Chinese military full of volatile men who will never marry, hyper-testosteroned, with no place to put it but behind a bullet.
[...]
Holy Peking Duck! That must mean that the the entire (and extremely horny) Chinese Navy will sail over here, overrun our borders, invade our homes, steal our women and take them back to China.
Well, see, I got the impression that this meant they were going to start fucking their own guns. She never really specified what she meant by “it”, so I assumed she meant, you know, IT.
Arky - Cthulusexual said,
November 22, 2007 at 16:00
Oh look, another stupid white bitch under the delusion some non-white dude will storm into the country and stick it in her.
O noes! The rampant horny
Black, Irish, Jewish, Yellow, Black, Islamic, HispanicChinese masses are coming to violate me! Yes, they are so testosterone fueled they’re going to swim across the Pacific (propelled by their wildly thrashing cocks) and right into my bedroomz!I bet she’s worried that any Asian guy she sees is part of the advance army. Stupid racist bitch.
Davis said,
November 22, 2007 at 16:06
Aren’t we too obsessed with Islamofascism and Mexicans to add The Yellow Peril to the mix? My head is full.
ice weasel said,
November 22, 2007 at 16:08
More of “them”. Less of “us”.
Oh the horrors.
“Stupid racist bitch” indeed. Well said Arky.
Rightwingsnarkle said,
November 22, 2007 at 16:34
Oy. I’m always embarrased to encounter such nutjobs in my profession.
Oh, well, I suppose it’s important to understand how the opposition thinks (or doesn’t). Looks like I’ll be spending time at Nurse Dimwit’s own site.
I initially thought that our Jill was the same craaaazy Jill who posts over at Rightwingsparkle. But it’s not (supercraaaazy Jill uses Newsbusters as her own link, while our Jill posts at World Nut Daily).
Know yer wingnuts, eh?
OT – Happy Thanksgiving. I’m thankful for snark.
Gundamhead said,
November 22, 2007 at 16:51
“Aren’t we too obsessed with Islamofascism and Mexicans to add The Yellow Peril to the mix? My head is full.”
They’re just thinking ahead. They don’t want to be caught of guard by peace like they were after the Cold War.
“China already has the world’s largest military at 2.25 million”
Umm, yeah lady they have the biggest army in the world because they the biggest population in the world. It’s really not that sinister.
“Recently came news China will have the world’s largest navy by 2020.”
I don’t know, I’m no expert, but from what I’ve heard the Chinese Navy isn’t even close to matching the Japanese Defense Forces or the South Korean Navy on just about any level, let alone the U.S. Navy. Against all three together? Please. Sounds like fear mongering to justify a ridiculously huge military budget to me.
Anyway, while this Chinese gender gap is indeed a bad thing for many reasons, the idea that the Chinese are going to take over the world out of frustration and boredom seems a bit much.
“I believe a civilizational collapse is near.”
For all it’s problems, I’m pretty sure China counts as “civilization”. So even if Stanek’s fantasy were to come true, “civilizational collapse” seems a little over the top.
Snorghagen said,
November 22, 2007 at 16:57
Davis wrote:
No indeedy! Nurse Stanek has anticipated our paranoia needs by combining all the bad shit in the universe into one convenient package of all-purpose dementia…
At the risk of sounding like a crazy person, I am driven to say I believe a civilizational collapse is near. Worse, I think it is too late to reverse. When this happens, abortion and population control will be major reasons why, alongside radical Islam. In fact, the three overlap and synergize one another…. Muslims covet large families and are slowly becoming a takeover threat. Just ask France.
See? The Muslim and Chinese breeding hordes have combined into one testosterone-crazed, spooge-spurting mass of civilization-threatening horniness. Even as we speak, evil greasy foreigners with boners are converging on our tender, quivering borders.
I swear the world has gone so mad the end must be near.
Save your souls while there is time.
Right on.
————————–
Incidentally, Nurse Stanek also makes this observation:
God foresaw that physically bigger and stronger man would dominate smaller and weaker woman as one consequence of sin entering the world.
What does it mean? I don’t know. Perhaps Stanek will clarify before civilization collapses.
thelogos said,
November 22, 2007 at 17:00
For Nurse Skank, the only civ that matters is Teh White Western Christian one.
Outside The Tent said,
November 22, 2007 at 17:07
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Nathan M. said,
November 22, 2007 at 17:10
@Arky – Cthulusexual: As a Latino male myself, I’m a bit amazed you attack her for her racism while engaging in blatant bigotry yourself–misogyny. I realize how common misogynistic slurs are, but there’s no need for that bigoted shit, especially when (allegedly) condemning it.*
*Yes, “bitch” is a slur (All racist slurs, such as “wetback” for one, seek to justify themselves by attaching misbehavior or vice to its definition and misogynistic slurs are no different; the determining factor and, thus, the ultimate target is gender. And no, popularity or the status quo does not excuse or cancel the effect.)
NobodySpecial said,
November 22, 2007 at 17:16
Yeah! Try walking around the mall in a bitch suit, and see how YOU feel!one!
Arky - Cthulusexual said,
November 22, 2007 at 17:17
You know it occurs to me that this is like the tenth time in my life that some jackass has run around screaming that X was a sure sign of the End Times. You’d almost think they were hoping for that shit and are sort of wondering why civilization doesn’t collapse already.
Did Miss America Uber Alles make a funny? Flat affect is a symptom of some of the more unpleasant mental illnesses (or a side effect of some meds to treat said illnesses).
She reminds me of a co-worker who was similarly distraught when she learned the most popular name for male babies was Mohamed.
Oh well, I’m sure that when Civilization Collapse(TM) occurs, she’ll blame all the horrid feminists n’ gays who refused to do their part to maintain U.S. Sprog Output Superiority.
ajay said,
November 22, 2007 at 17:25
Nathan: can we still call her an idiot? Or is that bigoted against our fellow humans who, through no fault of their own (possibly because of environmental lead, possibly bad genes, possibly malnutrition or head trauma) are just not very intelligent?
Mary Ruppert said,
November 22, 2007 at 17:26
Before 9/11 China was the bomb. So to speak.
Arky - Cthulusexual said,
November 22, 2007 at 17:27
Nathan, spare me, if I didn’t think bitch was a slur I wouldn’t have used the word.
I’m not a very nice person to begin with and I’m sick to death of people like Nurse Sleestak running their faces and using The End of the World as cover for their drivel, so my response to such bullshit isn’t going to be very pleasant.
If it makes you feel any better I use the word bitch (and whore and dick and mother-fucker) to apply to both genders.
D-Chance. said,
November 22, 2007 at 17:31
It’s not a risk, Jill. It’s a fact. You do sound like a crazy person.
Yes, but if she had screamed, “We’re all gonn DIE from GLOBAL WARMING!!!111ONEONE!!!”, then she would have been hailed in the Moonbat Province of Bloghistan and given a Nobel Peace Prize!
PaulG said,
November 22, 2007 at 17:35
It’s the threat of 6%. If you have 6% of something, it will inevitably grow to TAKE OVER THE WORLD. Muslims in France? 6% (= DEATH!) So, how many more males to females in China? Wanna guess? YES six percent! Or maybe six-six-six percent!
Honestly, why wouldn’t they just do what everbody else does and order women from Eastern Europe?
Snorghagen said,
November 22, 2007 at 17:37
Nathan M wrote:
Nathan M: As an Albanian hermaphrodite myself, I’m a bit amazed you attack Arky for his sexism while engaging in blatant bigotry yourself: anti-fecalism. I realize how common anti-fecal slurs are, but there’s no need for the use of phrases like ‘bigoted shit’, especially when (allegedly) condemning that sort of poopoo.
pedestrian said,
November 22, 2007 at 17:39
Yes, but if she had screamed, “We’re all gonn DIE from GLOBAL WARMING!!!111ONEONE!!!”, then she would have been hailed in the Moonbat Province of Bloghistan and given a Nobel Peace Prize!
Hah! I wish it were that easy. I’ve already done that, recruited 56 new homosexuals and sacrificed the blood of 7 Christian virgins, and I haven’t even gotten a Peabody or a Pulitzer.
josephdietrich said,
November 22, 2007 at 17:41
Did Miss America Uber Alles make a funny? Flat affect is a symptom of some of the more unpleasant mental illnesses (or a side effect of some meds to treat said illnesses).
No, she didn’t make a funny; she’s simply trying to impress the rubes with her highfalutin’ medical terminology. She’s a nurse, you see, and that means she’s edjumacated and therefore Knows What She is Talking About™.
Arky - Cthulhusexual said,
November 22, 2007 at 17:49
As a frequent fornicator with evil soul-sucking Great Old Ones from the depths of time and space, I feel oppressed.
R’yleh I do.
EdsAppliance said,
November 22, 2007 at 18:02
ow
SamFromUtah said,
November 22, 2007 at 18:04
On this happy holiday I give thanks that I’m not a paranoid schizophrenic.
But I give thanks for that every time I think of it, really.
Dick's Cheney said,
November 22, 2007 at 18:27
The flip-side to “you can’t have an abortion” is “you must have an abortion”. That is, if you grant the government the power to decide the first you automatically give them the power to also demand the second.
Although this seems perfectly obvious to me and a compelling argument for reproductive choice the wingnut lizard brain is completely and totally unable to grasp it.
Snorghagen said,
November 22, 2007 at 18:34
And how can you be sure that you’re not a paranoid schizophrenic? Maybe mind control rays broadcast from a secret Chinese military base are masking your natural state of derangement. When the time is ripe, your Asian puppetmasters will allow you and millions of other unwitting minions to revert to your natural states of shrieking madness, wreaking havoc upon a defenseless world, allowing their sex-starved multitudes to burst through our defenses, and sending civilization itself crashing down like a priceless Ming vase shattering on a parquet floor!
Hey, this is fun! Maybe I should look up Nurse Stanek.
slippytoad said,
November 22, 2007 at 18:52
No, D-Chance, you are going to die. I will be safe in my basement bunker with my water distillery, my dried food supplies, and my solar collectors.
But seriously, talk about a shitty analogy. Try harder, D-Chance. Try harder.
Patkin said,
November 22, 2007 at 18:56
It’s not an especially new terrifying fear that the young, virile, Chinese military is going to come and take our women. In fact, I’m pretty sure I recall the same story going back even to when China was nothing but the Sick Man of the Orient.
W. Kiernan said,
November 22, 2007 at 19:06
It’s no good shooting up Thorazine.
SamFromUtah: On this happy holiday I give thanks that I’m not a paranoid schizophrenic.
Go ahead. Rub it in.
Righteous Bubba said,
November 22, 2007 at 19:07
It’s just what the voice tells him to type.
Woodrowfan said,
November 22, 2007 at 19:14
Does she miss the good old days of family planning; give birth to daughter, throw in river, try again.
Yes, she does… Tradition and all that…
Spartakus said,
November 22, 2007 at 19:15
Holy Peking Duck! That must mean that the the entire (and extremely horny) Chinese Navy will sail over here, overrun our borders, invade our homes, steal our women and take them back to China.
Reminscent of how Ming the Merciless rallied the troops by promising them their pick of WHITE WOMEN!!!
Or was that some other Asian-looking bad guy?
mikey said,
November 22, 2007 at 19:17
Wha…?
You mean the Chinese don’t like hot asian babes?
Whoa. What, are they into scandanavian super models? ‘Cause that’s alright too.
But if they wanna get rid of a few gorgeous chinese chicks with the long silky black hair and the beautiful sparkling dark eyes and the pert, firm bodies then I’d be happy to…
Hang on. I gotta towel off here…
mikey
Snorghagen said,
November 22, 2007 at 19:35
Maybe there’s not a shortage of Chinese women at all. Maybe Peking has spirited away the 163 million missing women and has formed an immense secret army composed entirely of slinky Asian babes in leather catsuits. Such a military force would be unstoppable!
I must alert Jill Stanek to this new threat.
Gentlewoman said,
November 22, 2007 at 20:14
This poor woman, like the rest of the ‘writers’ at Wingnut Daily, is obviously mad.
However, this phrase:
so distraught I can’t keep my affect flat. …
is full of win.
I plan to drop it into the convo at the holiday dinner. I feel certain that my friends will be suitably impressed.
Happy Thanksgiving (or holiday of personal choice), SadlyNauts!
Kathleen said,
November 22, 2007 at 20:17
Frankly, I am shocked she didn’t bring it home by tying America’s future invasion by the under-sexed chinese army & navy with the rampant promiscuity of America’s youth. That can be a new chapter of Abstinense Only education: If you have Sex WE WILL ALL BE KILLED BY THE CHINESE!!
Kathleen said,
November 22, 2007 at 20:18
so distraught I can’t keep my affect flat. …
I feel like this is something Matt Damon said, after Paycheck came out.
Snorghagen said,
November 22, 2007 at 21:07
Mad? Mad?! Hannibal was mad, Caesar was mad, and Napoleon surely was the maddest of the lot. Ever since time began, they’ve called mad all the great (contributors to WorldNetDaily). Mad? We shall see what wisdom lies within (Nurse Stanek’s) madness. For this is but the spring that precedes the flood. From here (Nurse Stanek) rolls on. From village to town. From town to mighty city. Ever mounting, ever widening, until at last (Nurse Stanek’s) wave engulfs all India!
Or maybe all Idaho.
Caveat said,
November 22, 2007 at 21:23
“has me so distraught I can’t keep my affect flat”
Like, who would want to?
Sounds as though somebody has been peeking at the consultation notes when nobody’s around.
“Gee, I’m so upset that I can’t keep my face still!” Yeah, that’s what usually pops into my mind.
Where do you guys dig up these hams? And that’s not a reference to anti-porcine sentiment on my part. Far from it.
Dr Fu Manchu said,
November 22, 2007 at 21:48
Whoa. What, are they into scandanavian super models? ‘Cause that’s alright too.
It’s traditional. If it were up to me I’d be rearranging my stamp collection, but people expect me to spend my time dreaming up schemes for world domination, which invariably involve abducting aryan blondes.
Smut Clyde said,
November 22, 2007 at 22:55
China already has the world’s largest military at 2.25 million.
Fortunately I have fitted my irony-meter with a surge protector, so it does not blow a fuse when someone is full of bed-wet about “The People’s Revolutionary Army is far larger than China needs for legitimate purposes of national self-defense!!11!”
But I was just getting used to the idea that Western Sybilisation was about to end because the swarthy races were out-breeding the Anglo-Saxons. Now it turns out that the problem is with swarthy races who aren’t out-breeding us, but instead are saving up their manly essence. Cunning little buggers, aren’t they?
I hate it when I miss a memo and suddenly have to turn my paranoia through 180º. The paperwork is enormous.
Smut Clyde said,
November 22, 2007 at 23:00
Maybe Peking has spirited away the 163 million missing women and has formed an immense secret army composed entirely of slinky Asian babes in leather catsuits.
OMG They’ve taken over Paris already!
Arky - Cthulhusexual said,
November 22, 2007 at 23:08
And shouldn’t that be “Holy Peking Fuck”?
Just askin’.
R’yleh I am.
Qetesh the Abyssinian said,
November 22, 2007 at 23:50
so distraught I can’t keep my affect flat. …
So distraught she can’t keep Ben Affleck flat? Where’s Matt T and his amazing rope skillz?
Qetesh the Abyssinian said,
November 22, 2007 at 23:53
coupled with technology that enables those prejudiced against females to hunt them down before birth and abort them.
Because the uterus is like a giant forest, full of hidey holes for those tricksy female foetuses! And once you go in, you might never come out. Hey, perhaps that’s where all those lost Amazon tribes are! And the crew of the Marie Celeste, and Elvis, and…
Rightwingsnarkle said,
November 23, 2007 at 0:54
“… an immense secret army composed entirely of slinky Asian babes in leather catsuits. Such a military force would be unstoppable!
I must alert Jill Stanek to this new threat.”
No, please don’t bother Jill with this matter – I’ll look into it personally, and will report back as soon as I am able.
actor212 said,
November 23, 2007 at 1:07
A report the United Nations Population Fund released three weeks ago on what it calls “the masculinization of Asia” has me so distraught I can’t keep my affect flat
Try silicone implants, sweets.
Lulu said,
November 23, 2007 at 1:20
Incidentally, Nurse Stanek also makes this observation:
God foresaw that physically bigger and stronger man would dominate smaller and weaker woman as one consequence of sin entering the world.
So if he foresaw it, why didn’t he change the design before he released it? If I knew a design was likely to get fucked up because of something I foresaw but put it out anyway, I’d get fired.
Arky - Cthulhusexual said,
November 23, 2007 at 2:36
Nah, for lost tribes, missing seamen and dead musical legends you want to check Hinderocket’s lower intestine.
PaulG said,
November 23, 2007 at 3:09
Is 2.25 million even that big? We are at 1.4 and we only have a quarter the people. Plus, what about national guard? That 1.4 doesn’t include them, what do the Chinese have?
fishbane said,
November 23, 2007 at 3:57
policy, coupled with technology
Policy coupling with technology! That’s why we’re going to be overrun by horny, unmarried asian men ejaculating bullets.
Um, right. That’s very interesting, and thanks for the warning. I’ll just be over here, somewhere not near you.
Woodrowfan said,
November 23, 2007 at 4:20
I’m gonna report this thread to Pandagon. According to some commentators there, thinking that woman of Asian heritage are pretty is a sign of western imperialism…
dr. luba said,
November 23, 2007 at 6:47
Honestly, why wouldn’t they just do what everybody else does and order women from Eastern Europe?
Not enough of them. Besides, the guys having trouble finding wives are poor farmers in dirt-poor villages. Women don’t want to live there, and, besides, the men wouldn’t be able to afford them.
Seriously, India has a similar problem, only not quite the same magnitude because it’s a bit smaller and the population policy is not as onerous. Still, in several states, the ration of male/female live births is more like 55/45 now, and it is estimated that 500,000 female fetuses are aborted selectively each year. Although India has banned the practice in law, it still continues because of corruption and the easy availability of ultrasound (pretty much anyone can buy one if they want).
So it is a problem, and not just a Chinese one. However, some experts have posited that his might cause a rise in the status–and value–of women, and perhaps get rid of the dowry system at last.
troglaman said,
November 23, 2007 at 7:41
Really Funny.
What may be behind the enamoured Nurse Stanek’s Freudian attraction the new Chinese threat – Biological Sperm Bombs – is that they’re going to be swimming in the fucking money you, I, and every other Tom, Dick, and Mary in America will be giving them for the next million years.
Qetesh the Abyssinian said,
November 23, 2007 at 8:18
Dr Luba, further on the problem of Chinese peasants and their lack of women: the ones up north are crossing the border into North Korea and stealing ‘wives’. There’s also a whole bunch of blokes making squillions in scams that involve offering jobs to girls who’ve just come to the big cities (like Shanghai, because of the poverty in the countryside). The girls end up drugged, abducted, and chained up in a rude hut out in the boonies.
Oddly enough, one of my favourite writers, Sherri S Tepper, had a similar situation occurring in a population not totally un-Mormon-like, in her post-apocalyptic novel The Gate To Women’s Country. Be warned, though: it’s a book that stirs up strong feelings, both positive and negative.
rachel said,
November 23, 2007 at 8:19
The Romans used to expose unwanted babies on hillsides or drown them in the Tiber. Then the Christians took over, and they stopped doing that. Rome fell not too much longer afterwards. Hmmm.
Smut Clyde said,
November 23, 2007 at 10:35
However, some experts have posited that his might cause a rise in the status–and value–of women
That business of scarcity bringing respect is working well for the Siberian Tiger.
Ex-Fed said,
November 23, 2007 at 18:18
Hey, Asia is being masculinized, just as we are being pussified! It’s a match made in wingnut!
Arlington Acid said,
November 24, 2007 at 0:09
Well, she’s part right: We *are* heading for a civilizational collapse. The problem isn’t because of abortions though, it’s due to the fact that Republican bandits trucked away every dime in the U.S. Treasury, sunk us into inescapable debt and destroyed the Dollar by printing it up at a rate that allows them to dump 40 billion bucks (cash) into the system on a single day (and do it over and over again). This has cheezefied the Dollar to such an extent that we’re literally going to wake up one morning (soon) to find that we have no money, no jobs, no food, no homes and no economy….which will result in, errr, badness.
*THAT* will be our civilizational collapse. Shit, at this point…..Ron Paul dollars make more sense than the real ones. I’m getting ready to load a barge with canned food, shotgun shells and my Mexican psych collection, to head to a tiny island chain in the western Pacific Ocean (Woleai, here I come!), far enough away that I won’t have to watch the U.S. burn to the ground via self-immolation.
Piknik Caleidoscopica, y’all.
Captain Tube Sock said,
November 24, 2007 at 7:55
What about the Klingons Nurse Stanek? They have ships that can cloak and stuff so they could sneak up on us while we’re fighting them Al Queda guys and we’d never know it.
See lady, there’s more to worry about than you thought and stuff.
I love the wingnuts, they make my life seem so….ummmm….normal, yea that’s it.
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kali said,
November 24, 2007 at 18:12
Wasn’t the US Army developing a “gay bomb” recently? Drop it on China, and you’ll solve all their problems at a stroke.
(I would also vote for dropping it on Texas at some point before the next Presidential election. World peace and gay cowboys pls!)
Madam Miaow said,
November 24, 2007 at 20:57
Yes, Nurse Jill, I have seen the light. Shove me in a Y-shaped truss and drop me into the Motherland – I am ready for duty.
Then we will breed like rabbits and take over the world. Your puny civilisation is no match for us, ready as it is to collapse into our fragrant laps, for we are the breeding phenomenon wot will win out. Bwa-ha-ha!