Perhaps he sees a present that is not made intolerable by the sycophantic presence of Kathleen Parker, whose fawning obsequiousness sickens even him.

OK, the “Bush has learned to watch the camel” comment, whatever the hell it means, deserves recognition.

The Camel Watches Back

A Nation of Sheep, all of you! Thanks for nothing!!

Some Guy,
It seems like Saul has never read American history…or even played Civ3, doesn’t it?

“Hmmmm….somebuddy scratchittied “LB & LC 4ever” inna winnow…”

I’m truly looking foward to Thanksgiving tomarrow a true patriots holiday.

How self-referentially ironic. How often do you suck the bone, Saul?

Aha! A trick question! Everyone knows it’s really -10 blogging points to those who admit to knowing that shit.

True, but I was thinking of dumping the redhead out of my harem…so -10 blogging points, but many millions of brownie points.

Bush ….and so was still able to cash it in for a Snickers Bar and Pepsi Big Gulp.

In some perverse way, the only thing I actually almost admire about Bush is the shear assholery it takes to say–as the ship of state slams into an ice cap, bursts on fire, and then explodes–that he remains confident that he has yet to make a single mistake. Give it time and you’ll see–from your grave somewhere on the bottom of the ocean–just what a fine job of steering he actually did.

So I’ll go with this:
If it wasn’t for the burdensome governmental regulators such as that piece of garbage OSHA , the IRS and the EPA our economy would be even more prosperous.

Yes indeedy, the economy would be even more prosperous because there’d be many fewer people to share in the wealth, what with so many crushed by work machinery, coughing out their lungs from asbestos dust, and spontaneously aborting countless babies because of the toxins in the food and drinking water! You’re right, SOL, that’s soooo much better!

Heh. Hehe. Ahehehehehehe. Giggle.

No.

Being cradled, sponsored, and bankrolled by the unquestioned global super power of the time made us rich. Having no domestic enemies to challenge our claims and expansion made us rich. The massive amounts of wild, unspoiled and untapped natural resources made us rich. Being one of the few modern nations in the world not bombed to shit and back in WWII kept us rich.

Man, piss-poor quality trolling. OSHA is eeeeevil! The IRS (somehow) makes us less rich as a nation! Just think of how many more millions of dollars corporations could make if the mean old EPA would just let them dump whatever the fuck they wanted in our reservoirs and tributaries. Whining about cancer, dysentery, and other chronic illness is for pussy-assed communists who hate money! Who needs regulated and mandated water quality levels? We can all drink from the rain water that washes off our gutters, just like they did in the days of the Black Plague! WHEEEEEEE!!!

I like pie!