Nonsense. It has at least something to do with Islam.

Let’s try a long one.

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But seriously, thanks. I appreciate it so much that I am seriously going to borrow a cheerleading outfit and make a mockery of Malkin just for you! I will do my best epileptic chicken impression while looking cutely Asian and scantily clad as I can. I just hope she will send me a mean email! I haven’t gotten one yet from her, and I want it so much. It will make my life just that much more like the Sarah Silverman Program!

Mikey, I was trying to sport long grey hair too, but got bored and dyed the greys purple again…..shucks….I love long, grey hair…or white. See, this is where I wish I could link.

I bought a cake but Wal-Mart fucked it up.

Um. Yeah. Tall.

I’m tall and, er, Robust

But I also sport the long (grey) hair that seems to be de rigeur on this board.

mikey

As for the beach vlog, I shot it before things got as bad as they are now, and my Mom couldn’t tell the difference between “pause” and “record”. It is more of a satire of how many views that video got and an attempt to get JAWS photoshopped coming for me too, but I couldn’t refrain from bashing Bush in my valley girl voice.

You’d think the powers that be in the US care more about oil and the economy that the rights of people overseas. If that’s so true, how come we’re so busy trying to export democracy to Iraq and supporting that paragon of democracy, General Musharraf, I mean, President Musharraf? Huh?

Saudi Arabia has an agreement with us to do all their oil transactions in U.S. dollars.

If we piss off Saudi Arabia, they change their currency of value to Euros, and we see inflation that could conceivably approach interwar Germany levels as other nations start dumping their dollars as quick as they can.

Anything short of Saudi Arabia holding a mass, televised execution of all nonvirgnial, nonmarried women between the ages of twelve and sixty will garner nary a peep from us, because Saudi Arabia completely pwns us. Hell, even the mass execution would only manage to get a peep.

This is what comes of all of our militaristic posturing toward Iran, and this is what will end up leading us to war with them. Luckily for us, the Saudis still have our back. If they turn on us, we are fucked hard and sideways.

Or an alternative: at every open town hall meeting and campaign stop of every candidate — at least the Democrats — somebody should stand up, recount this story, and demand to know how the candidate intends to address the longstanding evil that is our national relationship with Saudi Arabia.

If someone will write the script, with all the key points succinctly strung together for questioning, I will volunteer to try to question some of the candidates as they pass through Chicagoland. I think if the questions get asked enough times, someone’s gotta notice.

Fuck, man, I’d have NO problem sqeezing the trigger on these assholes..

mikey