November 14, 2007 at 23:07

This is why the leftists and communists want to get out now before vicotry is declared – this time on an even bigger ship.

With a much larger codpiece

…who will be wearing a flight suit again! (rim shot)

see the malt marketing guys have snared you, Mikey, amzng to think it was only 15 years or so ago, that the distillers thought; “.. fuck it, put the same shit is a nicer bottle, put an individual number on it and a picture of some glen or piper, or something, and they’ll pay an extra 20 bucks for it”. personally, i only thought the americans and various euro malt drinkers would fall for it, but even in Scotland, the shelves are heaving with strange looking bottles at 50 or 60 quid each,

sigh, me, I’ll just stick to Oban,

We will soon always have been fighting over how to define ‘vicotry’ in East Iraqiranistanasia!

Not that I advocate violence — I have a good Irish name, and you KNOW how much we Celts hate violence — but in the interest of science, I say we whack the next wingnut warrior pontificator across the teeth with a much bigger ship — er, baseball bat — and see if it has any effect on the quality of his bloviation. I’d guess we’d get a momentary ‘deer in the headlamps’ response, followed by a near-instantaneous return to pitiably inane blathering.

As for me, Hysterical Woman, I’d count my blessings. Just sayin’.

Alas, I wasted all that talent trying to get out of Poorville, thus prostituting myself to The Man.

It’s a livin’.

And, in my defense, my own personal The Man knows very well by now to tread softly upon me. My lawsuit threat over a complete bureaucratic clusterfuck on my Man’s part sealed that already pretty-much sealed deal.

Someday, I’ll publish the bullshit, and you’ll all have a laugh.

Oh no, I don’t think these are returnable! Winter Secular Holiday is ruined, ruined!

Cue the Ramones…Bonzo Goes to Bitburg!

As much as it threatens my little-boy prodigy ego to say it, I think you’re right. That man should write a book. Why he doesn’t have a top ranked blog I don’t know. Probably the man, keeping him down. Or the booze. Ok, the booze.

If you click my mikey linky you will go to my blog where you can see my email address. It has always been that address, since Usenet, because I always wanted to live in a church.

It seems we share an all-time fictional hero…

mikey

Yep, this time when we jettison the helicopters to make room for the refugees, it’ll be on a much larger carrier.